DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Protip, Phil: gravity doesn’t iron your shirts.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I love how unironed, untucked, unbuttoned shirt with pajama pants is the best Phil could up with as "dressing nice". LTG truly got to him with that.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I love how unironed, untucked, unbuttoned shirt with pajama pants is the best Phil could up with as "dressing nice". LTG truly got to him with that.

Even better: that shirt is at least a decade old.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dave's statement on this from what I recall is that he "clocks in every day, works his butt off, takes a lunch break, and just gets right back to it". Not 100% sure how this is any different from any other streamer who has a schedule. To be honest, Phil comparing himself in any way to a blue collar worker is kind of a slap in the face to anyone who actually is a blue collar worker. Except for sparkies and hoggers.

don't know any blue collar worker that gets 3 hours luxury time for 'lunch'

Shame too. This content isn't deserving enough for that amount.

his content isn't worth any amount.

According to Phil, this is a joke:


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add joke to the list of words he doesn't know

So Phil, whilst talking about Sears, is wondering why Sear is not doing well and the Store is basically empty

Phil, who orders 3 meals a day via doordash, who uses streaming services such as Disney plus, and uses Amazon to buy all his electronics and uses the payment plan, and orders digital copies of every game he has played for the past few years, and gets most of his money from internet streaming services like youtube and uses paypal, is wondering why walk in stores are going out of buisness.

Gee Phil, I wonder why stores selling goods, physical entertainment and groceries are going out of business...must be bad management right...

Business degree

they heard he got caught wanking on stream to their catalog underwear models

 

[DeeTracktor]

Protip, Phil: gravity doesn’t iron your shirts.

Neither does his MomWife, she is playing Skyrim

 

[Love Is Blue]

Protip, Phil: gravity doesn’t iron your shirts.

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Khet: uuuuh iron? That thing is only useful to level smithing in Skyrim ackackackack *stuffs her face with door dash*

 

[Corpun]

Dave's statement on this from what I recall is that he "clocks in every day, works his butt off, takes a lunch break, and just gets right back to it". Not 100% sure how this is any different from any other streamer who has a schedule. To be honest, Phil comparing himself in any way to a blue collar worker is kind of a slap in the face to anyone who actually is a blue collar worker. Except for sparkies and hoggers.

Don't forget Phil actually thinks he works more than a 9-5 jahb because he includes babysitting uploads into his idea of a jahb.

Pays his editors in exposure but never credits them or mentions them by name.

Dood if he does that the trolls will harass them, find their IP address, and deliver mail bombs and swattings to them. He is saving their lives by not crediting them!

I forget the exact quote, but didn't he say that going to Wal-Mart is too dangerous because of all the black poor people running amok?

It was in a Rob Gavagan video I believe, the context was something about a person being found decapitated in a Walmart or some other sort of gruesome/mysterious death and Phil extrapolated that to all Walmarts are dangerous and you risk death walking in those doors, when in all likelihood this was a store in a bad area and some bums fighting a turf war in the Walton families pride and joy.

 

[freund]

ducking the grab into the DSP salt is a natural combo.

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edit: salt resulted in more abuse of those poor Sanwa.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

ducking the grab into the DSP salt is a natural combo.
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Phil having a brain fart and slamming his controller out of anger was too funny. God, I'm so glad he's playing fighting games again.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Gezz that "Turn up the volume" rant and OBS rant making the rounds is nuts.

"My mic is 10 years old and working fine." No, Dood. It's not if you can't turn up your volume. This is your fucking business, Don't spend your money on Shamrock Hogan and instead invest in it. Technology is out of day every 3-5 years.

Then you have the whole OBS slide show bullshit. Fucking thing has been broken for a year and he just today realized it cause he pays no fucking attention to his own content. Probably wakes up 5 mins before it's time to stream, pisses, goes and throws on the pre-stream slideshow, then screws around on his phone till he spends all his free WWE Champions daily energy. Then when it's time to edit it....SKIP.

 

[freund]

Phil having a brain fart and slamming his controller out of anger was too funny. God, I'm so glad he's playing fighting games again.

i loved this little klassik king of hate™ moment.
the salt shortcuts his brain halfway through his excuse and he grugsmashes into the "come 'ere you little bitch!" rage.

 

[Corpun]

ducking the grab into the DSP salt is a natural combo.
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I hate watching his fighting game streams but whenever he rages like this it is worth it. Phil gets more salty and insane every day he plays this with these rages, and I won't be shocked if one of these days he throws his fight stick on the ground in a fit of babyrage. This shit is more entertaining than his DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME rant.

Man's such a fucking baby when it comes to his sacred cow of fighting games, and it's all because that narc ego can't let go of the idea he isn't some washed up scrub who lucked out a few times two decades ago.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

ducking the grab into the DSP salt is a natural combo.
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Calling someone a terrible person on the basis off beating you in a game zone will never not be funny. Stay classy Phil

 

[Mr Clark]

Even better: that shirt is at least a decade old.
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Now this is the kinda autism I come here for.

 

[Cats]

I knew that screengrab looked familiar...

 

[hector85]

ducking the grab into the DSP salt is a natural combo.
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i love how phil is screaming that he hasn't stopped spamming yet. what did he expect the guy to do, hit him then back off to let phil recover?

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Phil getting hit by that Victor overhead is the highlight of this stream. Refuses to use any defensive tactics, whines about not having character knowledge, and cries OP. Street Fighter built his ego, and Tekken is just shattering it bit by bit. I LOVE THESE STREAMS

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

ducking the grab into the DSP salt is a natural combo.
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"Look at the damage he got off of one khambo!" Yeah it's not hard to get a CH launcher with Lee when you play a scrub who pushes buttons even after getting dickjabbed. Stick to playing walking sims, Phil.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil getting hit by that Victor overhead is the highlight of this stream. Refuses to use any defensive tactics, whines about not having character knowledge, and cries OP. Street Fighter built his ego, and Tekken is just shattering it bit by bit. I LOVE THESE STREAMS

DSP wants to learn though, he's excited to learn Tekken! BTW lick his shit and quit fighting games forever if you do stuff that he's unfamiliar with. Really wants to learn the game you know!

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

A few bits I enjoyed capturing. My favorite is the Paul. He seems to hate both versions Jin no matter what skill level they are.

Spoiler: Tekken shit