Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Howling Janny Dog]

I'm pressing hard X for this one. Try harder Rekieta, next time just say your dog/cat/children ate your stream notes or something.

 

[SandyCat]

To play devil's advocate, if he has enough alcoholic holes in the brain, brain damage won't be an issue

At this rate more brain damage might even be a improvement

 

[Love Machine]

Just add some rocks to the whiskey.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

That's brain damage fever levels.

Probably earning clocks but idgaf,...
Who could tell?

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

You are likely told to take 1 of those twice a day, right?

Oh no, not even prescribed. I got these from a colleague because I wanted to try them. I've four left, might try one in the morning for the next few days.

Back to the faggot, I had a fever at 105 and that shit is terrorfying. I thought my heart was going to explode. But then again, he's an adonis so I'm sure 107 will be fine.

Who the fuck believes this shit?

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I'm wondering if he's going through an alcohol withdraw fever.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I'm wondering if he's going through an alcohol withdraw fever.

This would require him to stop drinking.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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What harm could it cause at this point? He melted all those braincells out anyway. They're just insulation at this point.

 

[AltisticRight]

he was ranting about wood paneling

Clearly he was ranting about the ceiling cats.
Actually, the ceiling skunks. The ghosts of all the innocent critters he's tortured and snuffed are haunting his McMansion.

 

[Father Balldo]

Imagine being in the place that this man is that he has to go to twitter to beg, BEG BEG BEG for a shred of attention... oh man, you're tweeting your problems, your posting on X! oh my God man that's embarrassing.. right Nick? And all the farms is trying to do is save this person's life. Nick. Tell him to go to the hospital just walk to the hospital, Just like Stephen Hawking, but you know the funny thing about Stephen Hawking? He can't. Right, NICK? Let me tell you something, NICK. "FEELING ILL" is you don't feel well, "FUCKED UP" is you can't stop doing what you do.. way different... Right NICK?! NIIIIIICK!!!!! We tried to save you, by just, NICK, making you into a person who could interact with an audience. You're not mentally sound, you're not mentally stable and EVERY DAY you strap the balldo on so tight that you lose the feeling in your legs and then you blame the farms for whatever your perception is.. go get 'em Nick!

 

[polar bear]

Guys, guys. Stop panicking. I figured it out.
Drexel was trying out this new model, but things got a bit lively, and well, guess what happens when you keep rubbing something?
Das rite, it gets warmer.
Nick's fine. His dignity is in tatters, but he will live.

 

[Goofy Logic]

So at what temperature does alcohol burn? Is the non-practicing livestreamer going to spontaneously combust?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Sean's all filters off here, I love it.

Sean might be a little lit here, I don't know many people who burst into song who are sober.

"You just created testicular torsion Sean, I hope you win a million dollars"- Rekieta

 

[AltisticRight]

It's not even that hot outside.

 

[56 others]

either he knows so little about human biology that 104 is emergency territory, or he has somehow tripled the BtuH in whiskey

 

[Niggergante]

Huge doubt on this. This is a temp you go to the hospital for.

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Bro his brain cells are all gone from the alcohol abuse he'll be fine.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

I understand why Balldo is skipping this trial. No views to be found guys.

 

[zimzam88]

Lame excuse from balldo for not giving us new unhinged cryptkeeper content tonight.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Lame excuse from balldo for not giving us new unhinged cryptkeeper content tonight.

I'm sure he'll be fine, he's making Ralphamale wages from his streams. If that fails though, I'm sure people will be lining up to hire the lawyer best known for his "Damn It Nick" shirts and losing a case so badly he bankrupted a client for life because of excessive personal incompetence.

 

[Null]

Rekieta has slowly built his resistance to brain damage and is now totally immune.