Jackie Singh / Jacqueline Singh / Jacqueline Anne Stokes / Jax / @find_evil / HackingButLegal / @HackingButLegal / piggytomlinson - Cybersecurity "expert," wannabe journoscum, former "hacker"; gunt guards Patrick Tomlinson, currently picking a fight with ONA Forums, GNAA Groupie

[Something Awful]

Jackie coping about her prefrontal cortex.




Someone is "injecting password fields" into Jackie's Twitter web app.

https://twitter.com/HackingButLegal/status/1760311006989795810

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I don't know, man. If you are 25 and can't properly decide if you should marry or not then you probably shouldn't be allowed to vote too with 25.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Someone is "injecting password fields" into Jackie's Twitter web app.

Cybersecurity expert who can't keep her fucking phone free of malware, amazing.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Jackie coping about her prefrontal cortex.

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Someone is "injecting password fields" into Jackie's Twitter web app.

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https://twitter.com/HackingButLegal/status/1760311006989795810

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So she's either stupid enough to have malware meaning she actually knows what shes saying. Or she's having a fire alarm moment where she is feasing out and doesnt understand anything she's saying. I'm leaning towards the latter, but either are pretty funny.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

https://twitter.com/HackingButLegal/status/1760311006989795810

>Cybersecurity expert thinks people are manually running scripts
>Doesn't realize it's trivial to write a bot to do that for them

They really aren't sending their best.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Jackie, use the plural.



You've been divorced twice.

Are you denying you had an extra marital copulation resulting in child #1?
Are you denying you had an extra marital copulation resulting in child #2?

 

[bile demon]

"Oops haha I got married too young, better cuck my husband twice and rack up a couple hundred thousands in debt before getting divorced "

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Jackie coping about her prefrontal cortex.

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Good thing she'll probably lose custody of them all by the time they're 14 so she doesn't have to worry about. That is if she isn't rotting in a jail cell somewhere

 

[HahaYes]

So she's either stupid enough to have malware meaning she actually knows what shes saying. Or she's having a fire alarm moment where she is feasing out and doesnt understand anything she's saying. I'm leaning towards the latter, but either are pretty funny.

There are some mobile applications that utilise whatever method you use to lock your phone itself as a second layer of protection, session and a few authenticators are good examples. Whatever AIDS she has on her phone whether it's a legitimate password manager or if there's some form of exfil tool buried under a third party APK she decided to blindly trust, looks to be utilising that function given it's both requesting biometrics, and it behaves in a similar manner to applications using the inbuilt screen lock. The most likely scenario is whatever PW manager she uses is bugging out after registering the text window for a tweet is an input field for credentials, if that's the case it as well as xitter need to be reinstalled (side note, why the fuck have you left it doing that since last year you moron), but if she's using lastpass I'm going to laugh until my sides fly out of the solar system.

All of this leads to an even funnier point, that a "cybersecurity expert" thinks using fucking biometric unlock is a dandy idea on a phone. Use a password or pattern you lazy street shitter jesus christ

 

[streetshittah]

Old habits die hard.

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"Yours truly?" Is this a slip of the pen, illiteracy, or subconscious confession?
It implies that Jackie is writing this stuff.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Jackie, use the plural.

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You've been married twice.

Are you denying you had an extra marital copulation resulting in child #2?

Let’s be very clear.

Jackie Singh (then Stokes) became pregnant by another man during marriage #2 with child #1. Husband #2 agreed to raise child #1; he is still raising her and in fact has successfully kept Jackie out of the picture so far, using Jackie’s abandonment of child #1 during the time she became pregnant with child #2 as justification for his remaining primary parent.

Jackie became pregnant while still in marriage #2 with child #2, who was ALSO not fathered by husband #2, at which point husband #2 kicked her ass to the curb. Jackie tried to stay married to the man she had humiliated galactically, twice, failed, and tramped back to current boyfriend, father of child #2 and #3.

Questions remain:

• What are any of the men in these scenarios thinking? She’s not even hot! Like, at all!
• Does anyone, including Jackie, know who the bio father of child #1 is?
• Is said bio father anywhere in the mix? Seems not. “That’s wild!” as Patrick Tomlinson might say. Lucky for him, I guess.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Jackie's the kind of "cybersecurity expert" who installed a hundred "security" apps and now can't figure out why everything is fucked. What's the over/under on how many anti-spyware and anti-virus programs are on her computer?

 

[AnOminous]

Jackie's the kind of "cybersecurity expert" who installed a hundred "security" apps and now can't figure out why everything is fucked. What's the over/under on how many anti-spyware and anti-virus programs are on her computer?

She's the sort of idiot who would install actual malware passed off as "security" software. Beneath boomer tier.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What are any of the men in these scenarios thinking? She’s not even hot! Like, at all!

When you're a nerd, you take what you can get.

Does anyone, including Jackie, know who the bio father of child #1 is?

Jackie might, but she'll pretend not to, so for all intents and purposes the answer is no.

Is said bio father anywhere in the mix? Seems not. “That’s wild!” as Patrick Tomlinson might say. Lucky for him, I guess.

Again, no. He was the smart one.

 

[not william stenchever]

I am a microbiologist and my observations indicate that Jackie is FAT and I WILL NOT have sex with her.

But what are your macrobiological qualifications (she is fat)?

 

[AnOminous]

When you're a nerd, you take what you can get.

More like when you're a completely degenerate piece of shit.

 

[AltisticRight]

But what are your macrobiological qualifications (she is fat)?

I can see that she eats at LOT, she eats WAY TOO MUCH FOOD, and therefore she's very fat. She should eat less and exercise more.

 

[HahaYes]

She's the sort of idiot who would install actual malware passed off as "security" software. Beneath boomer tier.

I would bet a decent sack of money she's unironically used and recommended some of the junk made by Avast at some point in the last 5 years.
Y'know, the "security and privacy company" Avast that are now being sued for and banned from selling the data of its users by the FTC. (L | A)
Not that it'll stop them selling the data either

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jackie, use the plural.

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You've been married twice.

Are you denying you had an extra marital copulation resulting in child #2?

Jackie Singh is so stupid she doesn’t know what conspiracy theory means. All she knows is it’s a signal term for DON’T LISTEN TO THEM, I WAS A THUNDERCUNT BUT 25 IS TOO YOUNG FOR ANYONE TO HAVE A MORAL COMPASS!

Also I’m confused by all this talk of “husband #2.” Jason Stokes was her first husband. She lives with Jason Schorr, who may of may not be the father of the two kids Jackie claims are his. Unless I missed a major development, they’re not married.

 

[Something Awful]

I would bet a decent sack of money she's unironically used and recommended some of the junk made by Avast at some point in the last 5 years.
Y'know, the "security and privacy company" Avast that are now being sued for and banned from selling the data of its users by the FTC. (L | A)

Jackie's recommendation for an antivirus is "something you can use to right click/scan with".



It was already known in 2020 that Avast sells user data.