Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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It's just such a bad fucking opinion that nobody wants to hear, especially from a streamer who is known to be financially successful. Suffer in silence like the rest of us. This is one of the few things you can say as a streamer that may be true, is legal, but will just instantly evaporate any goodwill people had for you. Absolutely retarded that Asmonbald chose to bellyflop on this landmine. He's smart enough to not talk about his court case with the scammers his org was associated with but he takes this bait, lmao.
 
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GigaChad said:
I am not even a viewer and i know what a pussy he is. He doesn't stream on his main channel for at least 2 years now, only streams on his alt which still get 20k+ viewers. One of the only chats on twitch that requiers phone verification. Plays the same shitty games over and over if he isn't reacting to youtube videos. Always crawlling back to WoW.
All videos on his youtube are React Videos(of course with clickbait soyface thumbnail)
Killed his bedridden Mom by overfeeding her, buying her cigarettes while she needed an oxygen tank to breath.
Oxygen tank caught on fire one day, she got so severe burns that she later died in the hospital.

I can't belive that i know so much about him without even watching his stream. Sure doesn't sound like a pleasant person to be around.
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Why does he not stream on his main channel?
 
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Haramburger said:
It's just such a bad fucking opinion that nobody wants to hear
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Nobody who is a Hasan enjoyer wants to hear this. But for anyone who dislikes him, this a gift.

I, for one, am super happy he said this. I mean, I disagree with it, but it's just another drop in the bucket of mask-off truths these pseudo-elitists and rich boys have been spouting ever since the pandemic. The ignorance and hypocrisy of people like Hasan or Vaush or Asmongold or whomever just continually leaks out and they're all desperately trying to patch up the holes.
 
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AssignedEva said:
It's quite possible he's spending money on drugs and prostitutes too, but I'm sure he has no issues spending his money. That's probably still not going to eat in all that much to his estimated $200k/month. There's no reason to think Hasan's short on cash - he's just hoarding his wealth.
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If I were a streamer pulling in anywhere close to that kind of money, I'd certainly be investing a lot of it so that when my career inevitably goes tits up I'm set for the rest of my life, but I wouldn't be surprised if Hasan is exactly the sort of extremely wealthy person who is effectively living pay check to pay check (or is even in debt despite their income) because he's living beyond his means. He at least has a lot of assets to sell off, but this assumes he's not a fucking idiot and leasing everything instead of owning it outright.

It's hard to say either way because if he has any amount of self-awareness and actually understands that this is all one big grift on his part, he'd realize that talking about all of the money he's saving or investing isn't something that would play well with his base. However, he's also such an idiot that it's equally reasonable to assume that he huffs his own farts and can't envision the joyride he's on ever coming to and end. Eventually it will and someday he'll have nothing to show for any of this. I lean towards the former, if only because his uncle Cenk has shown him how the game is played.
 
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6MillionCoofs said:
If you don’t respond to everything you’ll get hit with ‘out of context’ or ‘skipped over point’

It’s the pausing every five seconds to respond to chat saying something retarded. If he’d not done that it would have been 30 minutes.

Honestly content creators should respond to the video first and slap fight with chat retards after.
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Also you have to do the pause every 5 sec to avoid bots and DMCA claims apparently.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
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you're only saying this because people are giving you shit for it turkroach

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i would almost sympathize with streamers if they understood that compared to regular jobs, this is fucking nothing to them. all you have to do is sit there, eat takeout, mumble a few words, talk about how society is crumbling, read donations for a couple of hours. oh no asmon, please tell me about how hard it is while wiping your tears away with $100 bills. if this is some gay attempt at making me feel bad for them, it's not working
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Hot take, I prefer working my bureocrat job then being a successful streamer. Mostly because internet and social media rot your brain and perceptions, having parasocial relationship with thousands sounds like hell and I prefer interacting with people face to face.
 
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GigaChad said:
I am not even a viewer and i know what a pussy he is. He doesn't stream on his main channel for at least 2 years now, only streams on his alt which still get 20k+ viewers. One of the only chats on twitch that requiers phone verification. Plays the same shitty games over and over if he isn't reacting to youtube videos. Always crawlling back to WoW.
All videos on his youtube are React Videos(of course with clickbait soyface thumbnail)
Killed his bedridden Mom by overfeeding her, buying her cigarettes while she needed an oxygen tank to breath.
Oxygen tank caught on fire one day, she got so severe burns that she later died in the hospital.

I can't belive that i know so much about him without even watching his stream. Sure doesn't sound like a pleasant person to be around.
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When did his mom die? Did he stream the funeral?
 
If the difficult job of streaming drains your social battery, then does Hasan think every CEO in America's salary is completely justified as they are constantly jet setting around, having meeting, and hob hobnobbing with people in their industry? By Hasan's logic their job is probably as demanding and stressful as their underlings.
 
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A Flying Nun said:
Vinny is fascinating to me because the dude is like the perfect level of famous and I don't know how he pulled it off. Everyone knows his name, he's been around forever, and yet he gets the treatment of a B-lister or C-lister, so either by his personality or the fact he doesn't get as much attention, it never goes to his head and he stays humble and down-to-earth while still making good money.

How he pulled that off is beyond me but god damn if it isn't working out for him.
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Because his corruption videos were hilarious.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
Hasan the Socialist gives his 1000 IQ take on working a real job
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Nobody understands Hasans high IQ take what's he's actually saying is he's no different than the typical wagie and deep down he knows who's number 1 and the pressure to please constantly with no breaks is extremely taxing. Surely he can't take long bathroom breaks while a show plays. Surely he can't fuck off mid stream make food and come back an hour later. At least retail wagies get breaks and aren't surrounded by customers their whole shift. Hasan on the other hand, is and the struggle is real.
 
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The best Thing about asmon is the clipmchannel, where his own Editor geschrieben against Himmel
Start of it

Second for the Drama


Asmon finds out what his Editor did

Last one of the shabang

This Mcconnel Seems to be a friend of asmongold.
 
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What happened to this dude, he was pretty handsome and now looks like a hobo.
I guess no chick is attracted to him anymore after he cowed before Sam Hyde and it puts him down?
 
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demicolon said:
What happened to this dude, he was pretty handsome and now looks like a hobo.
I guess no chick is attracted to him anymore after he cowed before Sam Hyde and it puts him down?
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He's gotten in shape again so it's not that he's fat. He's also grooming himself a lot better again, so it's not that. He's just aging.
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These photos are 7 years apart (and the selfie obviously has a less flattering focal length). Lots of people look better when they're in their mid 20s vs on the cusp of their mid 30s, especially men whose face kind of has that pretty-boy appeal. I actually think Hasan looks fine but he is noticeably looking older. Although he dressed up as an emo the other day and shaved for it, and did look very youthful.
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(I suspect there's a filter on these).
 
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