Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[neverendingmidi]

There are urinals that don't flush at all. They're supposed to be good for the environment, but part of me thinks it's just cost cutting.

I remember there was some building in... New York? Chicago? Anyways, an old building that had been retrofitted with waterless urinals.

Except...

The drainage pipes were copper, and needed water to flush the urine down them or it just coated them and began to corrode them. So all the mens bathrooms in this office building were stinking of old urine and corroded copper, plus leaks were starting in the walls from the pipes corroding.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Apologies for derailing the urinal discussion with off-topic talk of trannies and their Ls, but this caught my eye


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I've been feeling off these past few weeks...

Today is our anniversary of 14 years and despite transitioning for 2 years now, she turns to me in the most serious tone and says "look at my handsome husband". She's supportive, in a way, but she slips often. Now I'm not really the type to dwell because people are ultimately going to perceive you the way they want to, you can't change that about them, but it also makes you question if any of the effort you've put towards your transition is even recognized.

I was already feeling greatly dysphoric too because I got my lab results back from last week and I guess feeling off was accurate because my estradiol dropped from 194 pg/mL to 137 and my testosterone jumped 112 ng/dL to 472 despite medically transitioning for almost 1.5 years now. That testosterone reading is even higher than after the first 3 months when it read 268 ng/dL with only 4mg estradiol daily, but I've been on 8mg estradiol daily for the past 6 months. What gives...

Well that sucks, but a change of prescription and a conversation with the missus should fix that, right? Maybe not… (full text in spoiler).


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She still doesn't get it?​

Is there any history to those that suffer from BPD to acknowledge the abuse someone has caused to a friend of theirs but yet dismiss that that was a near identical situation to the abuse you've received?

Wife and I became poly (?) in 2021, dating separately or so, she's dating and I'm lonely for reasons you'll likely see explained.

Recently she's been talking all day for a couple months now to this guy she met recently on Discord. They've developed feelings, but my wife claims she'll never be a mistress to anyone because he's still married and they aren't poly.

I guess its a reoccurring conversation for them, about his marriage, because he's unhappy. His wife expects him to change to accommodate her and all her needs. Sounds very familiar to me, like I'm looking into a mirror.

I met a girl also in Discord in 2022. At this time, my wife was actively in a relationship with another guy for nearly a year. It was a whimsical moment, something that just exploded fast and kept gathering momentum with our conversations. One random day after a couple months of just getting to know each other, my wife had grabbed my phone to see who I was talking to and saw that I told this girl she was 'gorgeous' after a photo she had sent. It didn't matter though, she was a girl and like even the girls I knew prior to our relationship, girls I might have had as friends during, she quickly forbid me to speak to her again.

Over this past weekend, this same thing happened with the guy my wife has been talking to but she's been extremely proactive in acknowledging how abusive his wife is being now and in their marriage as a whole from what he's told her. And from the conversations she has shared with me, my wife is identical to this other woman in how she has treated her partner but she just dismisses this as if I'm trying to gaslight her.

I know as humans that we often don't follow the same advice we tell others but to be so oblivious and to say that I distance myself for reasons other than this realization just baffles me.

These are his only two posts on Reddit, but God I am praying for more.

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Wallace]

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"It's so unfair I can't get girls to like me, even after I identify as someone they are attracted to!"

Tell me you're an incel without telling me you're an incel.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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“I’ve realised I’m a lesbian. That means we have to break up, because you’re not really a woman.” Epic Stacy move.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Today is our anniversary of 14 years and despite transitioning for 2 years now, she turns to me in the most serious tone and says "look at my handsome husband". She's supportive, in a way, but she slips often.

omg a lot of men would kill to have a wife who treats him like this...and he is having a narc hissy fit that his wife won't pretend he's a pretty, pretty princess.

I guess its a reoccurring conversation for them, about his marriage, because he's unhappy. His wife expects him to change to accommodate her and all her needs. Sounds very familiar to me, like I'm looking into a mirror.

troon feels he was abused because his wife told him not to cheat on her with some discord girl? And is with no hint of irony saying she expects him to "change to accommodate her and all her needs" even though he's forcing her to accept him trooning out?

also I'm always amused by men pushing for an "open relationship" and them being shocked/jealous to discover dick isn't exactly hard to get so their wife is drowning in it while they get none.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Yup, the unspoken gentleman's agreement of the urinals. Don't ever take the urinal directly beside someone else. You take the one farthest away, and if you have no choice, it's still preferable to just pee in the stall. Pooners will never understand this though, since they're not men and they never will be.

Just as an aside, it reminds me a lot of the radical feminist who legitimately believed that men have secret meetings in the men's room at work, since that's the only place they can be away from their female coworkers. She had millions of men in the comments inform her that, no, men do not have secret gatherings in the bathroom like women do. Another unspoken rule of the men's room is you do not talk to anybody, especially when they are in the process of taking a leak/dump. Men don't talk to each other in the men's room. We go in, quickly do our business, and leave. It's why I laugh so hard at the pooners having anxiety attacks over using the men's bathroom. They just don't understand that men do not give a shit. Just go in, relieve yourself, and leave. It's not a social meet, it's not the cool kids club, it's the bathroom. Piss or get off the pot.

Women don't have secret meetings in the bathroom at work either, at least I never saw this. Maybe if you have a work bestie or whatever and want to gossip for a bit (I can also imagine only younger people do this), but nothing I would call "meetings". There are always better spots to have a chat, even if you don't want to be overheard, bathrooms are probably at the bottom of the list. Troons also seem to think women bathrooms are a place where everyone gathers and chats all the time, but especially in any public place (restaurants, airports etc), women also do not interact with strangers and are trying to leave as quickly as possible.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.
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urinals can flush!

i’m not sure if this was common knowledge to anyone else here, but i recently learned that urinals have a handle to flush! i’ve been using the men’s room for about a year now, but I still avoid it as much as I can. anyways, a few days ago I was in the stall and heard someone come in, use the urinal and flush afterwards. i was confused at first, not knowing where the flushing noise came from. are all urinals like this? or is it “newer” or maybe “fancier” urinals that have handles?

MIRANDA, [rising and coming forward] O wonder!
How many goodly creatures are there here!
How beauteous mankind is! O, brave new world
That has such people in ’t!
PROSPERO ’Tis new to thee.

 

[Geraldine]

16 and half closeted. Pre-everything and therefore not past the point of no return.
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This discomfort with both names is a clear indication of almost getting it.
It is the answers steering him to more delusion.
It is Reddit that is killing him. I wonder what Reddit's death toll might be?

 

[Kumquat]

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"It's not fair that people don't want to date me!"

The fucking entitlement of trannies, man. Jesus Christ almighty...

I have to point out yet again the contradiction here. "I want to... just know how to please her because I already know what it's like. I want to know what she's talking about when she brings up girl struggles."

Wait a minute... I have it on reliable authority from trannies that trans-women are women. Trannies tell me that you know you are a woman because you feel like one, and you know it deep down in your soul. You have a female brain, after all, don't you? So you should already know how to please a woman. You should already know about "girl struggles," because trans women are women, therefore you are a woman, therefore your problems are all "girl struggles."

But you know it's not true, don't you? You know you'll never understand what being a woman feels like, because you're full of shit and lying to yourself. You'll never understand how it feels to be a woman, because you are not a woman, you never were a woman, and you never will be a woman.

 

[barbie meat]

Lil pooner virgin asks if it is possible to masturbate without feeling female; gets some sage reddit advice:
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She is talking about a "strapless strap-on', aka a Feeldoe or similar. It has one smaller end that's intended to be held inside the vagina while the larger end is used to penetrate a partner. It's advertised as strapless, but unless you have a vice grip and/or don't lubricate much, you still need a harness or some panties with a hole cut out to hold them in place. It's literally just a strap-on, albeit one that offers pleasure to the user and not just the strap-ee. Who uses strap-ons? Females. Women. Usually lesbians, but sometimes femdoms who like pegging their boyfriends. The wearing of a strap is a quintessentially female experience, and it pisses me off that they think "female = submissive + being penetrated" and "male = dominant + penetrating others". They have literal retard level understanding of human sexuality.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

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Reminds me of that picture of Pro Jared in the Sailor Moon costume.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

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This post is so fucking weird. They can't just settle for some bisexual person, they need to be seen as a "real lesbian."

 

[LoverofPi]

To be fair to her, the flushing ones are a fairly recent idea and it's more often implemented by an optical sensor that detects when you move away. the flushable ones surprised me too when I first saw them. Since Victorian times they usually work by water trickling very slowly into the cistern and that triggering a flush when it fills up. It probably is wasteful in places like theatres that have long quiet periods but carry on flushing anyway.

Auto flushing ones perhaps, but flush urinals have been a thing for at least my entire lifetime. This girl just had zero fucking clue about men's toilets.

Apologies for derailing the urinal discussion with off-topic talk of trannies and their Ls, but this caught my eye

Okay, we'll allow it. Just this once.

 

[Potato Burrito]

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"I know bisexual people are fine with it"

Uh no they fuckin' ain't. Unless they happen to be a degenerate who's into limp dick and man titties attached to a cluster B nightmare with a receding hairline and extensive collection of cum-stained plushies which, lez be real, is a minute section of the population.

Get fucked, bridge troll. I hope he cuts off his dick thinking lesbians will for sure accept him once the ol' flesh strap-on is out of the way. It's a known fact true and honest lesbians are attracted to gruesome open wounds, it's why so many of them watch colostomy porn (cap).

He will never be able to identify with the most difficult girl struggle of all: avoiding entitled sex pest men like himself who think he's owed pussy. This guy will be lucky to serve as 5th wheel in a transbian polycule, bet even the other degenerates are creeped out by him.

 

[AfghanBlue]

For some reason I just remembered about the called-off Trans Day Of Vengeance, and how that got entirely memory-holed.

Incredible really. If that had been even this one year later I think there'd have been a lot more to come back from that.

 

[Kumquat]

For some reason I just remembered about the called-off Trans Day Of Vengeance, and how that got entirely memory-holed.

Incredible really. If that had been even this one year later I think there'd have been a lot more to come back from that.

It would have been insanely bad optics to have a "trans day of vengeance" immediately after a school shooting where the perpetrator was trans. The trannies had a rare, brief moment of lucidity and realized "wait, that sounds really horrible... maybe we shouldn't do that."

But of course, in typical tranny fashion, they only called it off because they knew it would be bad PR, and not because it was, you know, abhorrently evil or anything.

 

[Ravana]

The culture will never allow it but I’d love to see a study on the potential overlap of incels and transgenderism.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

TiF finds out urinals can flush after an entire year of using the mens bathroom lol.

This raises so many questions. How do you not know urinals can flush? what do you think the handle is for? Do you think it's some toy we play with while we have our dick in our other hand? and at no point did you ever try the handle out of curiosity? Where have you been pissing that you only just now heard a urinal flush? Jesus Christ if pooners are going to keep being a thing we need to have a class on how to be a man.

 

[Geraldine]

It would have been insanely bad optics to have a "trans day of vengeance" immediately after a school shooting where the perpetrator was trans. The trannies had a rare, brief moment of lucidity and realized "wait, that sounds really horrible... maybe we shouldn't do that."

Pooners in particular (very much unlike male troons) are invisible until they shoot up the place.

The culture will never allow it but I’d love to see a study on the potential overlap of incels and transgenderism.

By current thing definition they are no longer incels when they transition.
So no overlap. Tee hee.