This is why any people who are the slightest bit successful, decent, sane, stable, mature, moral, etcā¦ have to stay far far away from Ralphamales. Ralphamales are amoral white trash shysters sniffing for anybody that has useable assets. By āassetsā i mean even stuff like a home address or social security number.
Ralph calling himself a digital nomad cracks me up. Heās just a shiftless loser that has used up all the petty fraud schemes and scams that helped him get by in the USA. Sandraās death was really the nail in the coffin. Sandra was the only reason Ralph wasnāt in a homeless shelter long ago. Pantsuās credit and Harryās subsidies only bought him a bit more time before he had to flee to the third world to try and live on the cheap.
But never paid CC collections letters showing up to Harryās address is par for the course with Gunt. Iād bet Mike Sisco got a few similar surprises in his mailbox too. Anyone that had IRL dealings with Ralph, where he got some of their personal information, would be at risk for this shit. Iām sure Sisco, maybe a few others dumb enough to have any biz dealings with Gunt, got stuck holding the bag on random unpaid bills for Ralphās events too.
Ralph has never known respectable people, or just plain old middle class or stable working class people. He gives off that unwashed, desperate, shiftless vibe that tells respectable people to steer well clear. Even the people in his own family who got out of the white trash sewer, like his uncle, know to avoid Gunt.
Ironically the best, well only, chance a lazy POS like Ralph had for getting out of the white trash sewer life was via one of his baby mamas. Had he played his cards right Gunt could have traded in living off of Sandra to living off of the Vickers or Morris family in a similar fashion. May or Faith would have definitely dumped his ass after a few years, but in the interim the in-laws would have ensured a cozy house or apartment for Ralph to defile.
Remember the little rental houses in Rochester that May was trying to convince Gunt on moving to until the panicked scramble to Mexico? Just think Ralph could be stuck with his wife and daughter in some decent house, with drinkable tap water, subsidized by Harry. Shelter and all the utilities and amenities in other peopleās names! May would be working, grandma babysitting and King Ralph only having to spend HIS money on hisself. Truly the Ralphamale ideal living situation!
Instead now heās totally isolated in a dirty 500 sq foot, moldy hot box in the third world that he has to spend his own money on. Sad. Ralphās attempt at independent adult life has been a hilariously miserable failure. Who would have imagined heād be worse off in 2024 than he was living in his āwingā in Sandraās house in 2019.
