Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[Xarpho's Return]

I think I know what it's TRYING to do.

It's using that stuttering effect on the characters as an "artisitc" choice (kinda like that squiggly style you would see in old cartoons like Home Movies or Ed, Edd, n Eddy), but the gameplay is full 60fps, so the two styles clash with each other and it comes out inconsistent and a mess.

Unless the stuttering is unintentional and a developer oversight, in which case this is a "It's not a bug, it's a feature!" moment.

Yeah it has that Spiderverse stop-motion effect in cutscenes but then normal FPS in regular gameplay.

 

[Gian-Luca Caluga]

Back in two thousand and fucking four, Kieron Gillen (currently a famous comic book writer; at that time editor of Edge Magazine) published the New Games Journalism Manifesto, in which, in response and praise to a "brilliant" article called "Bow, Nigger" (published by a black guy whinging about his online experience in some game where someone said "bow, nigger" to him), he declared that from that point on, games journalism had to abandon just telling people the technicals of a game, but rather focus on how it feels, thus starting the whole thing about people praising shit games that "gave you the feels" and even shittier games with "good messages" over good games that were merely good.

Late, sorry. But whenever Gillen's holier-than-thou NewGamesJournalislamism gets mentioned I'm spiritually obliged to post this image.

A bit of a sex beast.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Back in two thousand and fucking four, Kieron Gillen (currently a famous comic book writer; at that time editor of Edge Magazine) published the New Games Journalism Manifesto, in which, in response and praise to a "brilliant" article called "Bow, Nigger" (published by a black guy whinging about his online experience in some game where someone said "bow, nigger" to him), he declared that from that point on, games journalism had to abandon just telling people the technicals of a game, but rather focus on how it feels, thus starting the whole thing about people praising shit games that "gave you the feels" and even shittier games with "good messages" over good games that were merely good.

Late, sorry. But whenever Gillen's holier-than-thou NewGamesJournalislamism gets mentioned I'm spiritually obliged to post this image.

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A bit of a sex beast.

whenever Kieron Gillen gets mentioned I'm spiritually obliged to post this absolutely insane sperg avalanche of his declaring BioShock Infinite of all things to be a transcendent modern masterpiece

Infinite's metacritical point is softer, both in terms of its overall importance in the game, and towards the medium (and specifically genre) it utilises. Throughout by its chosen action and made explicit in its last twenty minutes, it says it's okay to be a classical videogame. Videogames are about their programmed boundaries placed by its designers and populated by our actions. And every single game, even the most linear, is different - is fundamentally and absolutely yours. Those choices, those tweaking of experience, that killing of an enemy, that head-flick of the camera or pause in step makes a whole different world, and it's wonderful, boundless and infinite.

linearity is an illusion because the combination of individual camera movements comprising a playthrough is unique between each player. truly an incredible brain.

A trailer for the new game Usual June came out during the Game Awards this week:

(archive)

Their collaboration with Sweet Baby is shown near the beginning of the trailer.

This looks pretty bad. Am I seeing things or does it feel like the trailer has framerate drops?

what is it with these fags and this type of aesthetic? I feel like all these mega intersectional non-binary queer-positive shitfest dev teams ever come up with is some variation of the magic high schooler trope. does anybody really think the gameplay footage of this Lifetime Original looking protagonist swinging around a magic ghost sword looks conceptually interesting in the least? this is like when one of those annoying twitter feminist game developers rants about how all videogames are just juvenile male power fantasies, and then when they show off their own idea, all they have is a shamefully basic action game, like their whole experience with gaming is a handful of Nintendo first party titles, except all the characters are gay or niggers or gayniggers because the game's real purpose is to serve as a vessel for twitter politisperging

also that frameskip effect looks fucking atrocious lmao

 

[SiccDicc]

linearity is an illusion because the combination of individual camera movements comprising a playthrough is unique between each player. truly an incredible brain.

I can see how he's a popular comic writer with the level of creativity he put on display here. Imagine how much brainpower it took to craft something in favor of Bioshock Infinite.

 

[Dysnomia]

A trailer for the new game Usual June came out during the Game Awards this week:

(archive)

Their collaboration with Sweet Baby is shown near the beginning of the trailer.

This looks pretty bad. Am I seeing things or does it feel like the trailer has framerate drops?

It definitely has drops. Why would you want that in your official trailer? I think the luminescent environments are pretty. But the character design is too boring for it. Why is she dressed like a 10 year old pokemon trainer?

 

[Judge Dredd]

what is it with these fags and this type of aesthetic?

No idea. But I suspect it's the gaming equivalent of beanmouth. An aesthetic that, on paper, ticks all the boxes for "good design" but in practice looks bland, generic, and ugly.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

ticks all the boxes for "good design" but in practice looks bland, generic,

That's by design. Bland and Generic do their job at not triggering the fragile fucks that like this kind of crap.

 

[Asian tech support]

That's by design. Bland and Generic do their job at not triggering the fragile fucks that like this kind of crap.

I don't think even those circles actually like it, they'll just buy it and pretend they do.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Steam curator warns players if Sweet Baby is involved in a game (archive)

https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017-Sweet-Baby-Inc-detected/

https://twitter.com/not__vee/status/1762758967187382580

 

[Kharash]

Steam curator warns players if Sweet Baby is involved in a game (archive)

https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017-Sweet-Baby-Inc-detected/

https://twitter.com/not__vee/status/1762758967187382580

They were involved with Shadow Gambit? That adds yet another layer to how the studio killed itself.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Steam curator warns players if Sweet Baby is involved in a game (archive)

https://store.steampowered.com/curator/44858017-Sweet-Baby-Inc-detected/

https://twitter.com/not__vee/status/1762758967187382580

That’s fucking based. More attention needs to be brought to what games these fuckers are involved with.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Sweet baby inc reminds me of a few years ago when a major publisher bought my friends book and because hes a bit naive he hired a sensitivity reader to make sure everything was kosher. According to him this is how their correspondence went.

Ugly black lady "Why is the Asian main character patriotic he should be angry at America."

Friend "He's a Vietnam veteran, being patriotic is one of his core character traits."

UBL "Why does the black character love country music he should listen to Rap."

Friend "It's set in 1968 rap music didn't exist yet."

UBL "Why do none of the characters talk about their Asian heritage or speak Chinese?"

Friend "They're an old Chinese family that have lived in Texas since 1820 or so, they identity as Texans more than Chinese."

UBL "This is a very white centric view of the Asian American experience."

Friend "I'm Chinese American and this book is literally based on my father's life."

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Sweet baby inc reminds me of a few years ago when a major publisher bought my friends book and because hes a bit naive he hired a sensitivity reader to make sure everything was kosher. According to him this is how their correspondence went.

Ugly black lady "Why is the Asian main character patriotic he should be angry at America."

Friend "He's a Vietnam veteran, being patriotic is one of his core character traits."

UBL "Why does the black character love country music he should listen to Rap."

Friend "It's set in 1968 rap music didn't exist yet."

UBL "Why do none of the characters talk about their Asian heritage or speak Chinese?"

Friend "They're an old Chinese family that have lived in Texas since 1820 or so, they identity as Texans more than Chinese."

UBL "This is a very white centric view of the Asian American experience."

Friend "I'm Chinese American and this book is literally based on my father's life."

fucking lol

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Sweet baby inc reminds me of a few years ago when a major publisher bought my friends book and because hes a bit naive he hired a sensitivity reader to make sure everything was kosher. According to him this is how their correspondence went.

Ugly black lady "Why is the Asian main character patriotic he should be angry at America."

Friend "He's a Vietnam veteran, being patriotic is one of his core character traits."

UBL "Why does the black character love country music he should listen to Rap."

Friend "It's set in 1968 rap music didn't exist yet."

UBL "Why do none of the characters talk about their Asian heritage or speak Chinese?"

Friend "They're an old Chinese family that have lived in Texas since 1820 or so, they identity as Texans more than Chinese."

UBL "This is a very white centric view of the Asian American experience."

Friend "I'm Chinese American and this book is literally based on my father's life."

Moral Of The Story:
Ugly Black Women ruin everything

 

[i440BX]

It is indeed a sad situation to see large studios getting destroyed like these.
But I managing this situation by believing it will come the time where virtuous people will come back one day to extinguish this malice. Till then I am enjoying my retro computing hobby, old music and certain films.

I think we must harden our hearts and accept companies in US will not stop till they become bankrupt or get replaced by people that actually do care. bad or good things end at a certain time.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

 

[Raikiri]

Living in a world where people realize that people who is hiring Sweet Baby Inc. way bigger faggots than this extortion racket would be amazing.

Unfortunately this world fucking sucks.

If there were no SBI, the leftist/kikes in those companies would still hire other leftist to do leftist shit. Even if your priority is entertainment that doesn't mean you are gonna achieve it but if you priority isn't fun you will never gonna make it. If you priority is something as fucked up and retarded as neo-marxism/leftism I just hope that you are still in the building when the company inevitable collapses.

 

[i440BX]

Living in a world where people realize that people who is hiring Sweet Baby Inc. way bigger faggots than this extortion racket would be amazing.

Unfortunately this world fucking sucks.

If there were no SBI, the leftist/kikes in those companies would still hire other leftist to do leftist shit. Even if your priority is entertainment that doesn't mean you are gonna achieve it but if you priority isn't fun you will never gonna make it. If you priority is something as fucked up and retarded as neo-marxism/leftism I just hope that you are still in the building when the company inevitable collapses.

They will surely collapse if they don't wake up. Not so fast though. I believe these issues are supported by Chinese and Russian efforts. Funny that mass-media sees anything conservative as Russian supported but they forget that Russians can use leftist talking points as well to sabotage. Good example is Germany and their stupid green policies and closure of Nuclear plants.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Holy shit this is great. The bitch CEO got inspired to create her company because she kept getting told her self-insert fanfiction sucked and to read real books.
Kim Belair: "People don't like my self-insert fanfiction. Must be the fault of those unimaginative white men. They fail to see the genius of my diverse writing."
No honey it's because nobody likes it when a person self-inserts themselves into the story. You're not that interesting.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Well it makes sense she has to insert herself or a character like her into her writing. DEI nuts have a hard time sympathizing with anyone that isn’t them, because they’re self-obsessed.