Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Holy shit, how did we get 3k pages of Nick content. Fuck me.

A lot of embarrassing stream moments, going to a swingers resort, denying that, guests revealing you did, bad takes on Christianity and Law, American Beauty, getting into slap fights with Josh’s favorite vtuber rabbit, getting called non-practicing by a black man who delivers products on time, and getting wasted on stream.

EDIT: Being a prissy HIV+/ Full on AIDS having faggot and if he uses a tripod for the Hedonism 2 picture. Also bottlegate and responding to critics/ trolls, SEAN.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Rekieta has been sitting in chat watching people talk in his Locals about the Sean Null/Ralph conversation. He hasn't said a word.

Sitting in the cuckshed with 107 degree fever must be rough.

 

[DaleMcGuy]

Nick should be grateful for people like Sean. The man is a living saint.

 

[Justtocheck]

A lot of embarrassing stream moments, going to a swingers resort, denying that, guests revealing you did, bad takes on Christianity and Law, American Beauty, getting into slap fights with Josh’s favorite vtuber rabbit, getting called non-practicing by a black man who delivers products on time, and getting wasted on stream.

EDIT: Being a prissy HIV+/ Full on AIDS having faggot and if he uses a tripod for the Hedonism 2 picture. Also bottlegate and responding to critics/ trolls, SEAN.

I remember the weeb wars, simpler times, when Nick's thread was just an extra commentary for his streams about weeb wars and barely any content about him was there. I blink, and now we have a rackets encyclopedia.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I remember the weeb wars, simpler times, when Nick's thread was just an extra commentary for his streams about weeb wars and barely any content about him was there. I blink, and now we have a rackets encyclopedia.

I forgot the most important part. Have you heard about the Balldo?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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Rekieta has been sitting in chat watching people talk in his Locals about the Sean Null/Ralph conversation. He hasn't said a word.

Sitting in the cuckshed with 107 degree fever must be rough.

In the interest of truth, he has been logged in and the avagar shown there for a majority of the last few weeks. I do not know what the LOCALS criteria to show the creator icon there are. It could be a gimmick to get people to engage, or ot could just show when he is logged in. For normal users, it only shows when you have thr chat page open, so Nick could have it on his monitor perpetually.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Copesplaining the LOCALS:

The big bad KF is soooo mean you guise

People make fun of someone I like.

But maybe someday they will make fun of someone I don't like.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

In the interest of truth, he has been logged in and the avagar shown there for a majority of the last few weeks. I do not know what the LOCALS criteria to show the creator icon there are. It could be a gimmick to get people to engage, or ot could just show when he is logged in. For normal users, it only shows when you have thr chat page open, so Nick could have it on his monitor perpetually.

Must be the later. It shows he is currently online, unlike other creators i.e. under Members>Following shows he is online. Meanwhile if I go to Potentially Criminal's page it shows he was last logged in over 15 hours ago.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Listening to Ralph try to throw his gunt around to defend a bunch Vito, Nick and by extension Juju the Cow, I've realized something. Where did his charisma go? Ralph sounds flat like his heart's not in it anymore.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The fact that Ralph could've changed his grift to sports shows how mentally underdeveloped he is. At one point, he had the CHANCE to change it. He could've left the right-wing grift when it started to dry up and dedicated his time to football, basketball, etc. Being fat, short, and an alcoholic really puts you back into *not* seeing better things in life.

Nobody wants the male cheerleader's sports hot-take. Nobody.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Listening to Ralph try to throw his gunt around to defend a bunch Vito, Nick and by extension Juju the Cow, I've realized something. Where did his charisma go? Ralph sounds flat like his heart's not in it anymore.

Grinded down by life and xannie bars

 

[Nate Higgers]

from user SteveAutism: "the farms makes 4chan look like an upstanding site"

I pray to our loud and savior Jesus Christ that I’m wrong but I don’t think anyone on The Farms has ever made an MLP cumjar

 

[AnOminous]

There was never a /phile/ board on 9chan, hosted by Josh.

No, but loli was allowed at the time. Here's Null's explanation of what changed his mind:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/should-lolicon-shotacon-be-considered-drawn-child-pornography.36306/post-12129470

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

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LEGO® BalldoMan comes with charming accessories:

Like the LEGO® Whiskey Set:

The LEGO® Sports Car:

And the LEGO® LOCALS Gift:

 

[polar bear]

I pray to our loud and savior Jesus Christ that I’m wrong but I don’t think anyone on The Farms has ever made an MLP cumjar

Maybe it is time for a quick sneaky edit, cause I understood your statement as that you're a big
cumjar enjoyer, and i know it can't be true

 

[LiquidKid]

Listening to Ralph try to throw his gunt around to defend a bunch Vito, Nick and by extension Juju the Cow, I've realized something. Where did his charisma go? Ralph sounds flat like his heart's not in it anymore.

The one positive I always held for Ralph is that he had a really good broadcast voice, but he’s just sounded congested for the last year or so, and he sounded really congested here

 

[Fapcop]

The one positive I always held for Ralph is that he had a really good broadcast voice, but he’s just sounded congested for the last year or so, and he sounded really congested here

Meh… Ralph sounded a lot more chill and reasonable than usual.

His arguments were pretty dumb though.

Are folks going hard on Rekieta? Sure… Before I saw Dear John, I might even say too hard.

But literally all he has to do is to:

A: Stop drinking and stop being a retarded coomer.

B: Ignore Kiwi farms and maybe hire a janny to weed out trolls.

C: Actually do his ducking by job.

Or he could just take the 6 figures he earned on streaming and retire from it. Nobody would talk about him in six months, aside from an occasional: “Hey, whatever happened to the balldo lawyer?”

There’s no god given right to be free of folks calling you a gross coomer just because you used to make 5 figures a week on sitting and gabbing, and act like a gross coomer.

Sean was right on when he said that nobody wants to listen to hours of Nick sperging about relationships. If Rackets doesn’t like that, he can pack up his balldo and whisky and go home.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I do like how Ralph said “How does it hurt Montegraph to call him a pedophile?” Like having someone with an audience like Nick’s (at the time) attack you because of a baseless lie that the person knows is a lie and repeats isn’t damaging.

I’m waiting for the Poz Pig to do his final arc and turn against Dax.

 

[Niggernerd]

Copesplaining the LOCALS:

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"It's only okay if Rackets was covering someone's trial, but don't you dare cover rackets!"

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The fact that Ralph could've changed his grift to sports shows how mentally underdeveloped he is. At one point, he had the CHANCE to change it. He could've left the right-wing grift when it started to dry up and dedicated his time to football, basketball, etc. Being fat, short, and an alcoholic really puts you back into *not* seeing better things in life.

No, it’s much easier to spout off idiotic bullshit in political “opinion” sector than in sports.

It’s not hard in sports either, but the casual listener has a far better grasp of the rules, stats, playing strategy, team histories, the players, trades, etc in sports… than the average right wing sector audience understanding of legislation, policy, law, political history, politicians, election law etc…in politics.

Whenever I’ve heard Ralph try to talk about sports ball he sounds dumber than the average guy that calls into local sports radio shows. Ralph’s sport knowledge seems confined to mindless cheerleading of teams whose merch he wears and repeating shit from sport book Twitter feeds. This is why nobody wants to hear him babble about sports, even the average KS mouth breather is more knowledgeable about sports than Gunt.

Now, one area Gunt could truly pivot to and shine is gamba streams. Hell one of the reasons BMJ became superstar, that gets thousands thrown at him to gamble, is because KF got bored by Gunt and started looking for other cows. BMJ big leagued Ralph’s chat over night. Ralph who?

Ralph used to take trips to Vegas to lose money, off-stream, like a sap. BMJ gets paid to gamble on stream like a Chad.