In the last year, Alanna has lost some weight, possibly due to weight loss surgery, possibly due to drugs, possibly due to being too broke for food. We will never know for sure, because she and the truth have had some fallings-out over the years.
She recently reported "her vehicle" stolen, and then reported herself blessed for it having been found. None of this happened, because the exact photo of the vehicle she'd posted was found by another YouTuber who keeps track of her.


She also reported herself safe for usage of the N-word, hard-r, because a TikTok filter said so.

Her weight loss - and the discovery of the world of TikTok filters - has put some spice back into Alanna's life.
Currently, she doesn't seem as active at tagging the bodega in absolutely everything as she very recently was, though she still shows up in some of their chats to cheer them on, even if they rarely return the favor. I cannot even blame the bodega members for that, because sitting through a long Alanna stream is a confounding experience and it's getting weirder.
She has recently started following YouTube tarot shills and cursing her mortal enemies by calling out the names of demons on her YouTube community page, and telling the demons, "love that for you"

and also occasionally saying how blessed by Jesus she is for stumbling into ownership of staging photos of a two-bedroom house, while she is still actually living in a decrepit trailer with her browbeaten man Carlos and two large pit bulls.

But my favorite thing is how this nearly-50-year-old now flashes her newish tongue piercing when her brain grinds to a halt, which is often, as if in an attempt to reestablish connection with the mothership, and I can't stop giggling. She even does it on public transportation.
Good news! In time for Easter, you may now request tarot readings from her, if you desire to commune with Texas demon Jesus trailer aliens.
BLEESED.
