Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[WelperHelper99]

Oh fuck my ass I got drunk during a team leader meeting and blurted out FATRICK as the term for a plan of personal success for new hires

For
Accomplishment:
Troubleshoot,
Research,
Increase
Conceptual
Knowhow

They are currently discussing it and I hope to fucking jesus they dont look deeper into this term or adopt it or im gonna wind up having to explain the pat mythos to my wagie overseer

EDIT: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY ARE DOING THE CORPORATE THINKING HAT DISCUSSION USING IT I AM SO FUCKED

The ultimate patpost: the corporate patpost.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Fat got featured on a gimmick account with nearly 300k followers.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Looks like Fat's working hard on bringing Toaff's Blood Passover to the TV screens.


Bad ending.
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No matter how many times Pat does this to himself, it's always funny to watch. He's cost himself another potential reader because of his bullheaded belligerence and inability to ignore the atalker childs, while the pests once again come off as normal and reasonable people to the bystander that he so callously sucked into the crossfire. It's been said about other cows before, but it's especially true here: nobody trolls Patrick better than Patrick.

 

[Pedophobe]

Thank goodness he has Twitter so he can communicate with his fans and the reading public.

 

[Kirtto]

This guy isn't very interesting. The spergs at r/opieandanthony enjoyed trolling him for a while, but he's just your run-of-the-mill shitlib.

Went back to page one, to re-read the op and oh boy was this guy wrong here.

Also the op could used some reformatting and update

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

This is probably late and gay, but when you google “enjoy prison stalker child” (which was suggested by google), Patty’s reddit account is the 3rd result

 

[Maude Snew]

Patposting is incredibly and almost dangerously addictive. I cannot hear the word "enjoy" any more without automatically thinking to myself about prisons. If I am alone, then I find myself saying "Wrong, in every last delusional detail as always, stalker" out loud to anything I see that is incorrect. Any questions that require an answer in the negative and I will always think "No stalker, I didn't" even if I don't say it. I have even found myself singing Motley Poo's "Enjoy Prison, Stalker" in public a couple of times. I have never yet actually answered anyone in a Patposting style, but I am sure that it will happen soon.

If you stare too long into the abyss, then make sure that there isn't a fat faggot with bitch tits staring back at you.

I don't want to alarm anybody but as a seasoned Patologist it is my expert opinion that you and several other posters in this very thread have begone showing early signs of pattyfication, which is like petrification only a lot fatter. If you find yourself gaining weight or getting winded and sweaty more than usual you should immediately stop what you are doing and watch a Norm McDonald comedy special or at least listen to one of his comedy albums. It will be an incredibly arduous journey to escape from the gravitational pull of pattyfication but your life need not be already over.

 

[Guntkvd]

Can Patscholars explain to me how he even survives without a steady job? He owes quasi tens of thousands dollars, his books come out once in five years and bomb, but somehow he can afford to travel and sit on his ass 24/7.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Can Patscholars explain to me how he even survives without a steady job? He owes quasi tens of thousands dollars, his books come out once in five years and bomb, but somehow he can afford to travel and sit on his ass 24/7.

Lynne Robinson.

 

[grapeshark77]

Jackie is having a schizo meltdown (check her thread for updates) now that her divorce docs are out. She thinks Dan Mullen is meeting with Matt Gaetz and running a trafficking ring?

Anyway, Pat's been re-tweeting her and now did a direct quote tweet. He never learns. All of her Torswats stuff was wrong, it's in his pro se filing that will always be in the court system, and he's STILL going.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Jackie is having a schizo meltdown (check her thread for updates) now that her divorce docs are out. She thinks Dan Mullen is meeting with Matt Gaetz and running a trafficking ring?

Anyway, Pat's been re-tweeting her and now did a direct quote tweet. He never learns. All of her Torswats stuff was wrong, it's in his pro se filing that will always be in the court system, and he's STILL going.

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2 unemployed retards are complaining that an employed person is taking an interesting in laughing at them

 

[RollingRock2]

Pajeet schizo posts
Two fat tards commiserate
Twitter gains much weight

 

[Meat Target]

Can Patscholars explain to me how he even survives without a steady job? He owes quasi tens of thousands dollars, his books come out once in five years and bomb, but somehow he can afford to travel and sit on his ass 24/7.

Lynne Robinson.

And insurance sales residuals, and PPP fraud.

 

[Pomniman]

Jackie is having a schizo meltdown (check her thread for updates) now that her divorce docs are out. She thinks Dan Mullen is meeting with Matt Gaetz and running a trafficking ring?

Anyway, Pat's been re-tweeting her and now did a direct quote tweet. He never learns. All of her Torswats stuff was wrong, it's in his pro se filing that will always be in the court system, and he's STILL going.

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She should become Fatrick's live in concubine, maybe then they can really own the pests with their combined 600 gorillion billion IQ!

 

[DumbDude43]

She should become Fatrick's live in concubine, maybe then they can really own the pests with their combined 600 gorillion billion IQ!

even jackie probably couldn't stand being around fatrick for more than a few minutes at a time
i don't think she's really on his side or even thinks that he is in the right, i think she just started orbiting him because his case looked like a good fit for her own grift, that is all

 

[Pomniman]

even jackie probably couldn't stand being around fatrick for more than a few minutes at a time
i don't think she's really on his side or even thinks that he is in the right, i think she just started orbiting him because his case looked like a good fit for her own grift, that is all

Nah, they'd be an amazing(ly hilarious) power couple (of retards). I'd fully endorse such a union.

 

[McMitch]

i don't think she's really on his side or even thinks that he is in the right, i think she just started orbiting him because his case looked like a good fit for her own grift, that is all

How foolish, clearly she started orbiting him because, while she is certainly fat, he is even more so, and her angular velocity is greater than their combined gravity.

Because they’re fat.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

She should become Fatrick's live in concubine, maybe then they can really own the pests with their combined 600 gorillion billion IQ!

That much incompetence and belligerent stupidity concentrated in one place would collapse spacetime and tear open a screaming nether portal to a dimension of pure retardation, kind of like Event Horizon.

 

[Meat Target]

She should become Fatrick's live in concubine, maybe then they can really own the pests with their combined 600 gorillion billion IQ!

The crater of their combined fatness would sink Milwaukee into Lake Michigan.

 

[FinnSven]

Boy, Patrick has been dealing with some really odious protestors lately. It's amazing what these Redditors will say to get a rise out of Pat.

Is it just me or does his standard response seem like he is agreeing with this particular atalker?

“…His abuse of POC like me…..”
“This why your life is over, stalker.
Enjoy prison”

That implies he is saying that this POC atalker deserves death and prison, because they are a POC.