Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

r/synthesizers is wild. There’s more posts about buying synths than of music actually made with the synths.
In my experience as a guitarist (but I see it in practically every artistic community), there's an inverse correlation between the options I have available and the amount of creative work I actually get around to doing. I'm constantly looking to pare down my tools, think less about them, and impose voluntary restrictions on myself.

The paralysis that comes with believing you'll make music properly after you consoom the right products is the death of creativity.
 
Honestly think so much of the consoomerism trap starts right there. Fell for it more times then I would like to admit.
I continue to try and get rid of all the dumb gimmick craft supplies I stupidly bought over the years. No pom pom maker on earth really works. Why do I keep buying them when I know I'll just be disappointed, and what will I ever need pom poms for anyway?
 
I continue to try and get rid of all the dumb gimmick craft supplies I stupidly bought over the years. No pom pom maker on earth really works. Why do I keep buying them when I know I'll just be disappointed, and what will I ever need pom poms for anyway?
In the event you ever do need a pom pom, you can make a disposable pom pom maker in a few minutes with a bit of cardboard. It works as well or better than anything you'd buy.

Cut out two doughnut shaped rings in your desired size, and cut a slit to the middle

Align them and wrap your yarn around until the doughnut is full

Cut the yarn on the edge, then use the space between the two rings to tie a piece of yarn through the middle

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Since we mentioned Air Up, this guy reviews and eviscerates it. There's a chance most of you may not like his humor but bear with it since his review seems more genuine.
Nigger that thing is shaped like a turbo-faggot sized dildo and the only thing keeping him from looking like a bog standard soycuck is the look of scorn and disgust on his brow.
 
Nigger that thing is shaped like a turbo-faggot sized dildo and the only thing keeping him from looking like a bog standard soycuck is the look of scorn and disgust on his brow.
I was thinking the same thing. But it isn't the appearance that makes the cuck. It's the cuckoldry.
Since we mentioned Air Up, this guy reviews and eviscerates it. There's a chance most of you may not like his humor but bear with it since his review seems more genuine.
This thing sounds as stupid and worthless as the Juicero. Except that appears to have been well manufactured even if it was a completely useless, overpriced, overengineered item for squeezing juice out of a bag. I can stick a straw in a Capri Sun and do that.
 
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I admit this might be a bit unrelated to this thread.

Anyone else ever think about how retarded stoners are ? There are people who build their whole identity around weed.

There is also this dissonance druggies have. On one hand they think they are better then everyone else but they also play victim a lot. I get it that once you are addicted to drugs you can't just stop but why did you start in the first place ?

Out of all drug consoomers. I find Adderall people to be the most tolerable. Most of them don't use Adderall for fun but to accomplish other things which is more admirable

What do you think ?

Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
 
I admit this might be a bit unrelated to this thread.

Anyone else ever think about how retarded stoners are ? There are people who build their whole identity around weed.

There is also this dissonance druggies have. On one hand they think they are better then everyone else but they also play victim a lot. I get it that once you are addicted to drugs you can't just stop but why did you start in the first place ?

Out of all drug consoomers. I find Adderall people to be the most tolerable. Most of them don't use Adderall for fun but to accomplish other things which is more admirable

What do you think ?

Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
What about stoners who grow weed in their house intending to sell it only to just smoke it all?
 
I was thinking the same thing. But it isn't the appearance that makes the cuck. It's the cuckoldry.
I can hear the deafening abyss in the void where his upper body strength should be.
Anyone else ever think about how retarded stoners are ? There are people who build their whole identity around weed.
Smoking marijuana shrinks the prefrontal cortex, making people effectively brain damaged. Even if that wasn't the case the basic bitch stoner is agonizingly insufferable because they only, only talk about getting stoned and nothing else.
Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
That's because daddy blackrock has decreed that the demoralization stage of anti-White propaganda has begun, and corpos want that sweet, sweet ESG money.
 
Even if that wasn't the case the basic bitch stoner is agonizingly insufferable because they only, only talk about getting stoned and nothing else.
But wait, like, man, like, dude, did I EVER tell you about that time I got really high, and like, I was totally STONED? Because I'm about to tell you again. . .
 
But wait, like, man, like, dude, did I EVER tell you about that time I got really high, and like, I was totally STONED? Because I'm about to tell you again. . .
Cheech and Chong were the worst damned things to crawl out of spicland.

As for the topic at hand, does anyone remember that one Nintendo sped who tried buying up all the Princess Peach amiibo in his area? I recall him stating he spent close to three grand on plastic, all in the hopes that it would prevent fans of Peach from getting their copies of her amiibo. I bring this up because there has to be more examples of consoomers hate-purchasing a product to deny other people that product and getting themselves deep in the red over it.
 
Also another consoomer question, so in the last few years we have seen a rise in brands that are all about black people, weather it be black owned,black power, black hiring programs the works. The law of consoomer culture says that we should see a rise in brands that claim to be all about white people. Do you think we will see this ? I don't think we will but what do you think ?
Black people disproportionately spend their income on consumer brand-name good to signal status.
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There's a reason 'ghetto rich' is an old joke.
 
As for the topic at hand, does anyone remember that one Nintendo sped who tried buying up all the Princess Peach amiibo in his area?
I believe that was MarioTehPlumber, who was buying all of the Rosalina amiibos in his area, and was most recently caught pretending to be retarded for several years as PreciousLeaf.
 
Black people disproportionately spend their income on consumer brand-name good to signal status.
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There's a reason 'ghetto rich' is an old joke.
"Black culture" itself is a marketing ploy. based around consuming bad quality mass produce merchandise and worshipping pop culture. Like paying 500$ for some plastic sneakers and eating certain brands of junk food. Thats their cultural identity and heritage. Every rap song is about wasting money like a retard then bragging about it like an ape.
 
Since we mentioned Air Up, this guy reviews and eviscerates it. There's a chance most of you may not like his humor but bear with it since his review seems more genuine.

I like his goblin looking cat.

That entire product is such a stupid idea, there is no way it would work. If it was as simple as adding some smell to water and trick you into believing you are drinking a flavored syrup soda people would have done it before.
 
Where does the metal community fall in consumerism? A battle jacket is basically a jacket covered in logos. I have one myself but I can't help but think about that sometimes. A lot of metal merch is downright silly. You've got generic lazy shit where it's just the logo slapped onto something like a beer koozie, there are action figures, instruments, and even condoms and dildos.
 
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