Bobposting / Chloe Elselvier Solanders / Miss Voice Training / Chloey Hoey / Bob Smith / Huai Ze Dong - Openly solicits sketchy sex hormones to children. Bathtub estrogen! Self-professed coach for boys who want to sound like girls, doesn't sound like a girl himself.

[Seedling]

Getting actually assraped in a Canadian prison seems to be rare from stats, but you never know how biased the CO's might be against or for trans inmates. Alberta is the least PC place in Canada. You are essentially entering the reddest state if we are comparing policies between Republicans and Conservatives in Canada.

Expect our little buddy here to try to move to Protective Custody. I hear that it gets bad for inmates that are openly dick-suckers.

Even if chances in Canadian prison are low it will never stop a hundred mutts from posting wishes of nigger rape, its in their DNA they just can't help themselves.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Can someone fluent in Canadian law explain how fucked he is? I know SFA.

Lol, dong

3-5 years. Doubt he'll get 7 years like in the R. v. Jenkins case.

https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abpc/doc/2004/2004abpc48/2004abpc48.html

four robberies and got 7 years for it in Alberta

 

[Gorillion others]

Terrorism is fine, but don't you dare pilfer from our emergency coffers. - The Canadian Government.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

3-5 years. Doubt he'll get 7 years like in the R. v. Jenkins case.

https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abpc/doc/2004/2004abpc48/2004abpc48.html

four robberies and got 7 years for it in Alberta

Thanks!
I wonder if being forcibly offline for that long will help fix whatever's broke in their head? I have a theory that a lot of the troon bullshit is learned behavior and can be unlearned if not constantly reinforced.

 

[GossipGirl]

Easier to just buy a cash crew into your plan. Almost every single armoured car hit that I'm familiar with was an inside job. Ask anybody who has experience working cash in transit - the crews that get robbed all get terminated shortly thereafter even if none of them are charged criminally. They are assumed to to be in on it. Speaking from a Canadian perspective. Other countries may have different experiences.

This is correct. The easiest and most common way nowadays usually just involves one of the armored car guys neglecting to scan in an incoming shipment and taking it. It will be found out eventually, but is much less noticable compared to other options.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

At least he can't rape natal women with his dick in women's prison (Mr. Dong cut his dong off, you see).

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Didnt see this coming. He was such s stable guy. Guess this is one of those things that can happen to anyone

 

[Retink Retunk]

Who the fuck robs a bank anymore? They intentionally keep the tills light so that you get a couple thousand at most.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

it's a chomo ("goof" in Canadian slang)

I've never heard this before.

"Wow, that coach was arrested for touching the little league soccer girls? What a goof."

Very Canadian, actually.

Who the fuck robs a bank anymore? They intentionally keep the tills light so that you get a couple thousand at most.

Mostly druggies and general low IQs who think bank robbing is just like how it is in the movies and cartoons.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Even if chances in Canadian prison are low it will never stop a hundred mutts from posting wishes of nigger rape, its in their DNA they just can't help themselves.

Oh look it’s an American trying not to talk about prison anal rape.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Even if chances in Canadian prison are low it will never stop a hundred mutts from posting wishes of nigger rape, its in their DNA they just can't help themselves.

he deserves to be raped by niggers though. I hope Tyrone breaks that bussy.

 

[Seedling]

Who the fuck robs a bank anymore? They intentionally keep the tills light so that you get a couple thousand at most.

It makes me wonder why they where so desperate that they made this absurdly shitty plan to get a couple thousands, couldn't he just borrow a small loan of 100k from Lucas? or where they not on speaking terms anymore?

he deserves to be raped by niggers though.

That i don't dispute

 

[Day of the Cope]

I hope Tyrone breaks that bussy.

Without access to his "anime girl juice"?

 

[Fried-Rice12]

Finally, a rare win for us Canadians.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Who the fuck robs a bank anymore? They intentionally keep the tills light so that you get a couple thousand at most.

Interestingly enough, there are bank robbers who do make a good living on a few thousand a week. I'm trying to remember the name of the guy who went on a nine month spree hitting three to four a month.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Interestingly enough, there are bank robbers who do make a good living on a few thousand a week. I'm trying to remember the name of the guy who went on a nine month spree hitting three to four a month.

Are you talking about the Israeli motorcycle guy?

 

[The Partisan]

I suspect the reason he got so much cash was that the teller probably pulled their limit (typically 3 to 5 thousand) from the CDU. I know other banks that train to pull less than $500 in actual cash to limit and make loss predictable. In reality the teller will sometimes panic and pull their limit, particularly if instructed to do so. I've never heard of anybody complaining about this happening so the teller likely won't face any problems for potentially not following the SOP. Branch will probably get a full staff retraining on robbery procedures in the next 30 days and likely additional post-robbery security protocols may be implemented. This can include the posting of uniformed guards, surveillance on the branch to audit compliance with security SOPs, increased live video monitoring, increased law enforcement activity in the area, regional investigators being around for a few weeks managing all the post-robbery activity.

The decoy is designed to look like a substantially big stack of bills. It doesn't require a lot of real cash to fluff it up. They are taught this but in the moment things don't always go according to plan. You have to trust the people going through it to know what will sell it to the bandit.

EDIT:

Regional investigators are almost exclusively former law enforcement. They tend to be highly skilled and as they are privately funded they can be applied in a sustained way the police often will not be able to. The banks can afford to make things into projects. There is also an unspoken understanding that no one will admit to if asked that they will have buddies they can call who will CPIC people for them and give out insider info to. Get involved in a security incident with a bank and you are probably getting CPIC searched with the results somehow getting back to the bank. It's routine. There are also established intelligence sharing relationships between all the banks through the Canadian Banking Association and then the individual banks and the RCMP, CSIS and the US Department of Homeland Security. Get on their radar and you are courting the Eye of Sauron.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Going to the clink for bank robbery is not what I was expecting, but at least this worthless pedophile went to jail nonetheless.

He's probably going to get more time than he would if he were convicted of child grooming so there's that too.

I hope he lets it slip that he ran a pink pilling enterprise to his cellmate. I hope he brags about it, and a father-of-three lifer overhears it and gives him the Jeffrey Dahmer broomstick treatment.

And of course, Keffals most effected.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

i would tell this child to enjoy prison. but its canada, if you murder someone you'll likely get only 6 years. he probably only got $5000 form the actual robbery.
he will be sentenced to attended a seminar where he'll write an essay about what it feels like to be robbed in an attempt to be taught empathy

 

[Quintus]

I'm partial to that classic black bally and blue boiler suit combo of the 70s and 80s.

That would be acceptable too I suppose.