Gross Aella Martin / Rachael Antier Slick / Abigail Glass / @Aella_Girl / @Aellagirl / @Miss_Aella / u/Sweatywoman / RedVerse / Apostate Slick / Knowingless - Rationalist LessWrong poly libertarian hooker girl throwing rape orgy parties. Former $100k/month OnlyFans star and $3,000/hour prostitute. Would rather come up with gross hypotheticals than shower.

How many people will show up to Aella's birthday gangbang?


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Didn't cum: 15 :story:


What kind of retard would sign up to this? This sounds like the most miserable and anti-erotic thing I have read in a while.
In a way, I'm now surprised I assumed this gangbang was going to be like, I dunno, what you'd get if you type in "gangbang" on a porn site and not this autistic weirdo shit.

Feel like I could hit up some creepy gangbang porn site and find both the women and the men enjoying themselves more than this.

Actually, it reminds me of some porn Guinness record thing I read about a very long time ago where they were trying to set the record of most people who had sex with some woman or most blowjobs or something, so it had to be all systematic and controlled like this in order to count the people and if it counted as an "act" to record. At least that had the whole setting a record point to it. I'm not sure what the point was here.
 
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Aella:
All the risks in my life, all the sexual choices I’ve made that have revoked society’s blessing on me - I’ve done despite experiencing sheer terror.
But when my partner first suggested it, I tried to look directly at it, through my socially-induced fears of ‘going too far’ or whatever. Did I actually want to get a bunch of men off the internet to fuck me, specifically me?
If I wanted to freak out or do something weird, I suppressed it because I knew they didn’t know me or how to interpret my actions, they hadn’t been fully briefed, really, and I didn’t want to worry them.

Healthy! I hope next time she debates the sexual revolution or whatever, the debater just reads these words back to her. She will say she's the only one in the world being honest about how being raped is actually cognitive behavioral therapy that everyone should go through, but the evidence that she SHOULD have society's blessing revoked will be apparent to all sane listeners. Just keep suppressing, ladies! But only the parts of you that make it difficult for men to coom inside you!
 
1,600 signed up and only 42 made it to the promised land. That's a 2.6% success rate, compared to Stanford's reported acceptance rate of 3.9%. Of the 42 only 17 spilled their seed in her fertile loins. That's .01%. If this were our ancestral environment, every man walking in that door had a .0006% chance of siring an offspring.

This is why only 20% of men reproduced historically.
 
How does one know if they have "society's blessing" or not? I mean, not me, I know I obviously do since I post on the Kiwi Farms but I'm sure other people would like to know how to determine for themselves.
If your actions bring you large amounts of money, positive attention, and simps but your parents and people on twitter say you're being dumb and/ or you feel weird about your choices that is a sure sign you do NOT have society’s blessing. Hope this helps.
 
Actually, it reminds me of some porn Guinness record thing I read about a very long time ago where they were trying to set the record of most people who had sex with some woman or most blowjobs or something, so it had to be all systematic and controlled like this in order to count the people and if it counted as an "act" to record. At least that had the whole setting a record point to it. I'm not sure what the point was here.
That's probably the "World's Largest Gangbang" porno shoot you're thinking of. I think there might be a post about it in the porn thread.
 
The graph reminds me of the famous graph of Napoleon's disastrous invasion of Russia. The gangbang graph is much more grim, though.
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