Lake Oswego dad accused of drugging girls at sleepover - I got tired of posting about troons doing this and deliberately found one that was not

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A 57-year-old man is accused of drugging three 12-year-old girls with sedative-laced smoothies during his daughter’s sleepover last summer at his Lake Oswego home, court records show.

Michael Meyden turned himself in to the Clackamas County Jail late Tuesday on multiple felony and misdemeanor allegations and pleaded not guilty during his arraignment Wednesday in Clackamas County Circuit Court. His bail was set at $50,000.


Meyden laced mango smoothies with benzodiazepine and served the drinks to his daughter’s friends, according to a probable cause affidavit written by Lake Oswego police Detective Nicole Palmeri. Benzodiazepine is a depressant that slows the nervous system.


The affidavit doesn’t explain a motive.


Meyden faces charges including causing another person to ingest a controlled substance and application of a controlled substance to the body of another person.


Mark Cogan, Meyden’s lawyer, said he had not seen evidence in the case.


“Mr. Meyden is presumed innocent and we hope that people will reserve judgment until all of the facts and circumstances are known,” Cogan said.


The investigation began Aug. 26 when Lake Oswego police were called to the emergency room at Randall Children’s Hospital at Legacy Emanuel in Portland where three girls tested positive for benzodiazepine.


The girls told police they attended a Saturday sleepover at their friend’s home and they suspected they had “unknowingly been given drugs by their friend’s father,” according to the affidavit. They described feeling groggy, even blacking out.


They told police Meyden had been “very involved” with their activities during the sleepover and they “got ready for bed at Mr. Meyden’s direction,” Palmeri wrote.


The girls spent most of the time in the basement, where they watched movies and “did facials,” according to the affidavit.


Sometime between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m., Meyden prepared the smoothies “and insisted they drink them,” the girls told police. The drinks had “tiny white chunks throughout and sprinkled on top,” the affidavit says.


One of the girls said she didn’t like smoothies and declined to drink hers, but Meyden insisted, even making a second one for her to try, Palmeri wrote.


The record is redacted; it is unclear who the detective is referring to when she describes their accounts.


According to the affidavit, Meyden made repeated visits to the basement, at one point holding his finger under one girl’s nose and waving his hand in front of her face to see if she was asleep.


He also moved one girl’s arm and moved her body on the bed, the affidavit says. The girl “remained awake in fear that Mr. Meyden was going to do something” to her friend, according to the affidavit.


The affidavit says Meyden walked out of the room, prompting a girl to text her mother at 1:43 a.m. Sunday: “Mom please pick me up and say I had a family emergency. I don’t feel safe. I might not respond but please come get me (crying emoji), Please. Please pick up. Please. PLEASE!!”


Meyden returned to the basement again, standing near the area where the girls were sleeping for what seemed like an extended period of time, Palmeri wrote.


One girl told police “she could feel him watching her by his presence as she kept her eyes shut, pretending to be asleep.” Meyden appeared to keep “doing tests to make sure we weren’t awake,” a girl told Palmeri.


In the middle of the night, an adult who one of the girls had texted came to pick her up and bring her home. The girl then woke up her parents, who then contacted the parents of the other girls, according to the affidavit.


Those parents went to the Meyden home about 3 a.m. to collect their daughters.


Meyden resisted at first, saying the girls were asleep and asking the parents to return in the morning, Palmeri wrote. The parents insisted, she wrote.


At noon the following day, between nine and 12 hours after the girls had allegedly been drugged, Palmeri interviewed one of them, observing that the girl “walked slowly and used the assistance of her mother for balance, her eyelids were heavy, and she spoke slowly.”


The girl recalled she felt “woozy, hot and clumsy” after drinking the smoothie and subsequently blacked out, falling into a “‘thick, deep sleep’ that she had never experienced before,” according to the affidavit.


The girl could not walk on her own after she left Meyden’s house and kept repeating “what happened” before her parents decided to take her to the hospital, Palmeri wrote.


Court records show Meyden and his wife divorced late last year; they owned a home in Lake Oswego at the time of the sleepover.


Neither of their two children is named as a victim in the indictment. Court records list Meyden’s current address as an RV park in Vancouver.


The divorce filing notes that Meyden worked as a human resources director but was out of work at the time he and his wife split up.
 
Every photo of this guy he looks blitzed, gassed, toasted, etc.


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The drinks had “tiny white chunks throughout and sprinkled on top,” the affidavit says.
I dunno, this makes their testimony extremely suspect. Unless the guy has an IQ of 40, he'd have tossed the benzos in the blender with the smoothies, or at least crushed them into powder. And "sprinkled on top"? Who uses their roofies as a garnish? This sounds like the testimony of a child making shit up. They probably stole the pills thinking it'd be fun and are now trying to save face after accidentally poisoning themselves.

Then again...
The divorce filing notes that Meyden worked as a human resources director
HR doesn't get the benefit of the doubt. Execute him without a trial, then if it turns out he was framed, execute the girls too to make it even.
 
So there was a girl who claimed she didn't like smoothies but the dude made her a second one that she presumably drank? I don't doubt there are some bizarro porn addicted fucks out there who would try something like this but his daughter was there and doesn't seem to have drank a smoothie filled with drugs.

Just based on the evidence provided in this article, it's hard for me to say whether this dude was innocent or not. I wouldn't be surprised if these girls swallowed mystery pills on their own volition then decided to blame the father.
 
So there was a girl who claimed she didn't like smoothies but the dude made her a second one that she presumably drank? I don't doubt there are some bizarro porn addicted fucks out there who would try something like this but his daughter was there and doesn't seem to have drank a smoothie filled with drugs.

Just based on the evidence provided in this article, it's hard for me to say whether this dude was innocent or not. I wouldn't be surprised if these girls swallowed mystery pills on their own volition then decided to blame the father.
If the daughter had been drugged too I could see it, but if these girls can make up a scene straight out of pedo fantasies at 12, well more power to them.
 
So there was a girl who claimed she didn't like smoothies but the dude made her a second one that she presumably drank? I don't doubt there are some bizarro porn addicted fucks out there who would try something like this but his daughter was there and doesn't seem to have drank a smoothie filled with drugs.

Just based on the evidence provided in this article, it's hard for me to say whether this dude was innocent or not. I wouldn't be surprised if these girls swallowed mystery pills on their own volition then decided to blame the father.
It's only in question 'cause the dad isn't pretending to be a woman.
 
Sometime between 9 p.m. and 11 p.m., Meyden prepared the smoothies “and insisted they drink them,” the girls told police. The drinks had “tiny white chunks throughout and sprinkled on top,” the affidavit says.
Lmao, he's going to jail for trying to get a group of kids to go to sleep at a reasonable bed time. Poor bastard.
 
lol, this. Still fucked up, but I can't say I don't empathize.

I don't think this story has anything sinister going on behind "They wouldn't shut the fuck up."
Then he should say that, if he just wanted them to shut the fuck up he had no reason to keep going down there putting his fingers in their faces. It makes it seem to me like he was going to jerk off or something.
More likely he actually wanted to make them shut the fuck up but he also was worried that he drugged them so hard they would die in their sleep, which would deserve a prison sentence anyways. He’d be in a lot less trouble if he used Benadryl or Dramamine like a normal person and not Xanax
 
Unless the guy has an IQ of 40, he'd have tossed the benzos in the blender with the smoothies, or at least crushed them into powder.

Not all pills will dissolve into liquid probably some chunks can float even after run through the blender. Because of what was about to happen, the guy was probably visibly shaking with excitement/adrenaline or whatever like an alcoholic whose been without for a day and a vodka truck just crashed in his yard. He's not going to be performing at 100%. On top of all that, 57 years old, he probably can't see small shit up close.
 
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Seems like some of you are way more open to this guys story then I am—to me, it sounds like he would have been molesting those kids if the girl hadn’t gotten that text out. Imagine a text from your child:” please come pick me up I might not respond but please I’m not safe “. Jesus! whole story is creepy as hell.
 
Seems like some of you are way more open to this guys story then I am—to me, it sounds like he would have been molesting those kids if the girl hadn’t gotten that text out. Imagine a text from your child:” please come pick me up I might not respond but please I’m not safe “. Jesus! whole story is creepy as hell.
The fact that he stood over the girls, watching them sleep, and repeatedly testing to see if they were still awake, is pretty indicative of bad intentions. If he wasn't planning to molest them that night, then he was absolutely testing the drugs to make sure that they were effective and wouldn't kill the girls. He would drug the girls again at the next "sleepover", and assault them then.

lol, this. Still fucked up, but I can't say I don't empathize.

I don't think this story has anything sinister going on behind "They wouldn't shut the fuck up."
I have multiple friends, relatives and acquaintances who have ended up getting their drinks spiked. No one who tries to knock you out on the sly has good intentions. All this grown man needed to do was call the girls' parents and get them to pick up their offspring if they were being too noisy. Instead he risked killing multiple children through overdose or being criminally charged with administering restricted medications to minors.

Use your brain, for fuck's sake. He absolutely was planning rape all of them. I hope the coppers have checked the basement for cameras and his hard drive for hidden files.
 
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