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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
What a faggot. Also why would the Tank Museum allow him to prance around and not that hot blonde chick with the butch haircut?
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Because alcoholic terminally online BPD sex pest narcissistic fags, drag outfits optional, telling you all sort of fake bullshit about a particular tank, plane or gun are more attractive to the normie military/history pop-enthusiast (reddit, X, formerly twitter) than a attractive woman giving you a brief but good explanation of that same piece of equipment.
 
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Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
Because alcoholic terminally online BPD sex pest narcissistic fags, drag outfits optional, telling you all sort of fake bullshit about a particular tank, plane or gun are more attractive to the normie military/history pop-enthusiast (reddit, X, formerly twitter) than a attractive woman giving you a brief but good explanation of that same piece of equipment.
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Don't forget that in the eyes of a typical redditor, vaguely british accent = must be smarter than me.
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
His visit to the Bovington Tank Museum was a bit, interesting.
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If by interesting you mean annoyingly homosexual and fat, then yes.... Quite interesting.
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Unless MovieBob put on a Scottish accent, wore a more faggy version of a French WW1 uniform, and shat on Soviet tanks while (ironically) deepthroating the British ones, I'd say it's a fair bet.
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It was 1000% him. Only Piggy would think that was a good look.
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
What a faggot. Also why would the Tank Museum allow him to prance around and not that hot blonde chick with the butch haircut?
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Sight, because Sofielein probably didn't agree to let the dirty old men who run the Tank Museum have their way with her.

I looked at her channel recently, she doesn't upload a gigantic amount but what she does upload is enjoyable, free of retardation and she, SHOCKINGLY, doesn't make herself the center of attention and respectfully let's her guest talk and show things off.

Shit in some of her videos she's only on camera for 1/5 of the time or so. Just enough for a thumbnail.

Oh and she doesn't dress like a $5 whore either.

Meanwhile Piggy showed up, bent over, and walked in backwards and probably sucked off the fat old one with unkept hair..... Along with every other male in the building to be safe.
 
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Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
Because alcoholic terminally online BPD sex pest narcissistic fags, drag outfits optional, telling you all sort of fake bullshit about a particular tank, plane or gun are more attractive to the normie military/history pop-enthusiast (reddit, X, formerly twitter) than a attractive woman giving you a brief but good explanation of that same piece of equipment.
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It's a sorry state that a faggot gets more interest than a hot blonde.
 
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Falcos_Commisar said:
If by interesting you mean annoyingly homosexual and fat, then yes.... Quite interesting.

It was 1000% him. Only Piggy would think that was a good look.

Sight, because Sofielein probably didn't agree to let the dirty old men who run the Tank Museum have their way with her.

I looked at her channel recently, she doesn't upload a gigantic amount but what she does upload is enjoyable, free of retardation and she, SHOCKINGLY, doesn't make herself the center of attention and respectfully let's her guest talk and show things off.

Shit in some of her videos she's only on camera for 1/5 of the time or so. Just enough for a thumbnail.

Oh and she doesn't dress like a $5 whore either.

Meanwhile Piggy showed up, bent over, and walked in backwards and probably sucked off the fat old one with unkept hair..... Along with every other male in the building to be safe.
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Allegedly she was told by a marketing agency to show more skin to get more viewers and she told them to fuck off, she likes her turtlenecks.
 
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Smoke Manmuscle said:
Allegedly she was told by a marketing agency to show more skin to get more viewers and she told them to fuck off, she likes her turtlenecks.
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Sounds a bit far fetched but wouldn't be shocking.

In relation to the thread update, anybody want to give a crack at guessing how much booze is in LP's system based on this pic?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...tl/guys_thanks_for_supporting_me_during_that/ (A)
 
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Amerikaner Teddybär said:
Sounds a bit far fetched but wouldn't be shocking.

In relation to the thread update, anybody want to give a crack at guessing how much booze is in LP's system based on this pic?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibl...tl/guys_thanks_for_supporting_me_during_that/ (A)
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I would like to know what is that black tar inside the mug.

Also, what is it with the terminally online and their inability to keep their desks clean and free of clutter?

I mean, I work from home so I spent most of my time in front of my computer but I keep my desk clean with the only stuff besides my computer's peripherals being my phone and a small model of the Narcissus from Alien.
 
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jalopy said:
And what the hell is in that mug?
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Hmm. I remember an old set of 3 or 4 threads on 4chan's /tg/ about an individual referred to as Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle. It was OP's university roommate - an obese, incredibly smelly neckbeard with the hygiene habits of Asmongold - or, judging from that photo, this obese gay faggot. Luke wasn't an alcoholic IIRC, but he apparently kept drinking beverages out of a single cup that he never ever washed, so it kept developing a nice and healthy crust of unidentifiable remains of yesteryear's beverages on the inside. And probably some microorganisms and molds previously unknown to science.

 
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