Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mourning_Cloak]

Holy fucking shit. Really gunning for 2024.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Get used to drinking commode wine, stalker. It's the best you'l be allowed when you're enjoying prison.

Don't we get to have a drink down at The Swinging Door as it is only a couple of blocks from the federal courthouse before we have that prison enjoyment?

Normally courtrooms for the hearings are empty. Will enough show so have the judge make the comment from the bench how much they enjoy a fuller gallery because of the open nature of the court system?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Holy fucking shit. Really gunning for 2024.

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Patrick sees Bobposting robbing a bank and Jackies divorce papers "I can top that!"

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Unironically using the word “bully” in an official lawsuit document is probably the worst thing I’ve seen this year.

 

[KingOfGains]

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So were you lying then, or are you lying now?!

Wait for the knock, child. We don't fear the knock, child...... Oh fuck cops!

 

[Law]

Patrick sees Bobposting robbing a bank and Jackies divorce papers "I can top that!"

2 months into the year and you already know The Julays are gonna be poppin

 

[The Taco Santo!]

So her gay husband finally dumped her? I know gay dudes sometimes pick an ugly fatass as a beard because they aren't interested in sex with women anyway, but her personality was apparently so repulsive he decided he couldn't even put up with it to have a beard.

It's not like he was present in any way other than literally physically. I doubt he actually ever loved her because, well, who would? She won't admit he's gone but it would explain a lot of her behavior over the last year, especially. He probably got sick of her calling him a weak faggot every time she got angry at him. Of course, he liked things up his ass and he never had the strength to tell his fat crazy wife to stop harassing people on the internet, and that adds up to weak and very faggot.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

sometimes life imitates art from the other better forum

A few more relevant ones:




Mr. 1.2 GPA seems very angry but from what I've heard, Officer Evans feels very sorry for the harm his actions brought Pat. That's why he's bringing some peace offerings for the next fart session in Niki's vagina.



Edit - Might as well post this too (don't remember which Brotherman made this, sorry).

Now that Jen is getting loaded, I'm sure she'll finally dump Niki and come bursting out of that closet living the best, grandest life she deserves! You show them, girl!

 

[Law]

Unironically using the word “bully” in an official lawsuit document is probably the worst thing I’ve seen this year.

No, child. Those are only your delusions. His original brief used the terms "cybercult" and "docking Duvalier" but his stalker attorney told him to change it. He was also told to remove all references to the Lizard King and to not include a paragraph detailing who was or was not his toilet. Your life is already over. Insert pineapple dot jay peg. Enjoy prison.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

The jurors should declare the plaintiff guilty
and expel Pat from the city

 

[Meat Target]

The jurors should declare the plaintiff guilty
and expel Pat from the city

Have a trial by combat. Pat's a Real-Life Tough Guy, y'know.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

This seems like a good reason to sue, tbh. This would be an absolute nightmare to live through. What kind of precedent is set if someone can be targeted like this indefinitely and cops don't have to adjust their approach?

Most people would agree - but Fatrick is a little, er, economical with the truth when it comes to anything that might shed him in a bad light.

He is categorically wrong in thinking the police will ever stop responding to 999 calls to a property, and his recollection of these events are likely to omit all of his own stupid behaviour. If these police have done their job properly, a combination of bodycam footage, recorded calls and police reports could explain in detail their responses. No idea if they are all appropriate - but I can 100% say Fatrick is making things up.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

There are two Milwakeeans inside you.
Both are sad fat manchildren who are also fat.

 

[I don't say the N-Word]

Patrick's obesity is a violation of my constitutional rights.

 

[WelperHelper99]

No, child. Those are only your delusions. His original brief used the terms "cybercult" and "docking Duvalier" but his stalker attorney told him to change it. He was also told to remove all references to the Lizard King and to not include a paragraph detailing who was or was not his toilet. Your life is already over. Insert pineapple dot jay peg. Enjoy prison.

I wonder, will they have to explain how Pat likes Pineapples up his ass in a legal document

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Likely unpopular opinion: I think fatrick has a good argument against the city. It's frankly baffling that they didn't figure out a way to deal with this issue... whomever was causing it... and it just isn't objectively reasonable that the police can continually be able to pull you out of your house (and apparently enter) without a warrant, again and again, based on nothing but bs phone calls that have been proven wrong, again and again. A competent jurisdiction would figured this out (and many have).

I also really don't like the "it's not a 'swat team" argument- useless semantics. It's certainly the intent of the caller, for one, but more importantly: a swat team might be more safe for homeowners than some patrol officers that get sent. Getting killed by the beat cop who hears an acorn bounce off a car isn't any less traumatic than getting shot by a "swat team." Hell, the fact that the city DIDN'T send a swat team tells me that no one actually believed that the calls were real. So why are they doing anything beyond calling the occupant or making contact at the door?

Maybe the local PD and city in general are collectively idiots and deserve to be sued. Frankly, I think this is a very likely possibility given everything I've read about them over the past decade.

There is another possibility, though: they hate Pat. Every time anyone comes in contact with him, they feel a growing urgency to punch him in the face. Every word he says, and the way he says it, urges everyone around him to make his life more difficult. And this is also a reason he might lose. Good lawyers won't take someone like Pat on as a client. They can afford to reject otherwise meritorious cases because they don't want to deal with bitchtits. Judges may have won elections promising to be impartial but lose their sense of propriety upon seeing that pat smirk- maybe he WAS making pepperoni out of black children and the cops just missed it? Jurors may decide that someone as rotund as pat doesn't need to be living any higher off the hog of the taxpayer.

So while I think there is clearly a problem with any system that would let itself be used as a weapon by hoaxers, again and again, I wonder if it might not matter because pat is so insufferable.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

FREE MY PIGGER TOMLINSON, HE DINDU NOFFIN'

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

the cherry light udders got a niggas ribs

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I know we should take what he says/said with a grain of salt, but does this not "vindicate" the real Torswats guy? Did he not claim that Fatrick told him he was planning to sue the Milwaukee PD? of course I'm sure others have come to that theory on their own but Torswats claimed Piglinson told him that directly.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I know everyone finds this funny, but real talk.

I think Patrick actually has a case here. The Police should have gotten wise to the situation after AT LEAST the third bullshit swat call. Ideally though it should not have gone past one. I legitimately hope Patrick wins this and makes a million dollars.