Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[elb]

What the heck happened to his voice?

(Idk but he doesn’t seem to be very self aware)

 

[polar bear]

he'll sever synaptic connections just so he doesn't even register it as an option, and keeping repeating a factually untrue narrative that he actually won somehow.

Nick controlling the narrative with the ultimate weapon of destruction

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I was advised by @Captain Manning to post this over here from Comicsgate thread, since some of you were talking about the Coomalot Swatting.

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First Coomalot used this image as if it was some kind of proof of his attempted Swatting. Course by his accounts it was mostly firemen. So that would be Fire Brigaded? Brigaded? I don't know.
There was a reason for inquiry of the image as "IF" this did happen I would find out when and how along with my colleague @Arkenas Einbrecht doing some snooping as you will.

What I did not think I would find is that he used another Youtubers video and screenshot at the right moment.
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The Google Image finder found the video easily, as you can see here.

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The video in question. As you can see is from Elmhurst, Illinois.
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The "Globe" gave away that this was in fact a Industrial Park where Willis Tower Globe had moved.

To the question why did he post this thumbnail on both his twitter and YT for "Update on Swatting" is now left to viewpoints that it was fabricated "Allegedly".
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quick follow-up but the original video was filmed from this vending machine coin mechanism business across the street (www.coinmech.com). Nothing residential is anywhere close.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Wow, a faggot AND a liar. I can see why him and Rekieta are friends.

 

[AnOminous]

Wow, a faggot AND a liar. I can see why him and Rekieta are friends.

Are they though? It seems Snakieta has snaked on him.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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One of these two definitely got a blow job from the other one. I'll let you decide who did what.

 

[Captain Manning]

I was advised by @Captain Manning to post this over here from Comicsgate thread, since some of you were talking about the Coomalot Swatting.

Yeah, I figured there were more people here that would find your findings interesting because Coomy is new in CG, but old hat for anyone here who followed Rekieta.

To the question why did he post this thumbnail on both his twitter and YT for "Update on Swatting" is now left to viewpoints that it was fabricated "Allegedly".

Admittedly, there's a point in his stream where he pans the camera over and you see emergency vehicles in the distance from outside his window. However, that's clearly incongruous with an emergency response situation from Illinois in 2021.

I think it's kinda sussy. I won't say 100% that people didn't fuck with him, but this doesn't help. If you were being very charitable, you might say he just used that thumbnail for illustrative purposes.

At the end of the day, I don't trust any of these fucking people anymore. I imagine I'm among kindred spirits.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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It looks like Coom is making the rounds grifting more sponsors for his fantasy racing season. The ComicsFraud guy could only afford one maybe two races.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Are they though? It seems Snakieta has snaked on him.

Nah man, Nick's just been under a lot of stress lately, he really wishes that Coomalot will get a million Rekieta pole dances.

I think officially the two are still friends, even if they have distanced recently. Last I saw, Coomalot was defending Rackets on EVS' show, but that was a while ago. You can never tell with these cunts, they are so wrapped up in a web of faux Internet friendships that deciphering which relationships are genuine, and which ones aren't, is about as easy as being Nick and not drinking for a month.

 

[AnOminous]

You can never tell with these cunts, they are so wrapped up in a web of faux Internet friendships that deciphering which relationships are genuine, and which ones aren't, is about as easy as being Nick and not drinking for a month.

As Jim has said, there is no such thing as "Internet friends."

Anyone who forgets this lesson is doomed to the eternal kali yuga.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

I think it's kinda sussy. I won't say 100% that people didn't fuck with him, but this doesn't help

fucked up to claim to be swatted by like 8 cops cars and other first responds and then hit us with an unrelated video from 3 years ago.

 

[Chazzed Up]

There's probably at least one left out there somewhere. Though even Nicki would probably know better than to rely on that kind of "help".

The thought of some superchat megadonor going to the gallows for Nick is hilarious. Truly the Tale of Two Cities of our time.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

As Jim has said, there is no such thing as "Internet friends."

except for armake21 apparently. Exception aside yeah people gotta learn unless you actually do meet up and strike an IRL friendship that involves doing real life friendship stuff you are gonna get burned. The best internet relationships are the ones that are strictly professional and business-minded.

 

[Fapcop]

I think officially the two are still friends, even if they have distanced recently.

Rekieta is hopped up on drugs, but he’s the kind of snake who recognizes another snake.

The reason he’s keeping his distance from Coom (aside from the fact that he’s a failure) is because he’s going through some shit.

(Likely wife related as mentioned previously)

And Nick knows, that if Coomalot would get a whiff of any of it, he’ll be doing the rounds on all the streams he could get on, to talk about how his close friend: Nick Rekieta is going through some hard things. And proceed to rattle off enough details so that everyone knows that Kayla is in the psych ward and he’s fucking the nanny’s husband.

 

[Owlbear]

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Wow Coomalot is really fucking short. He's like 5'0" if Tim Pool has that many inches on him.

 

[Swole McPole]

Knowing the context might explain some of the things you found odd (like why Kayla would be dressed like that and not wearing her ring).

I wonder if your average Jamaican bull likes to see a wedding ring on the wife that he's banging, or whether he prefers the fiction that she's a single woman? I wouldn't have thought it would make any difference to them one way or another. Like female whores, I imagine it's a straightforward trade of sex for money and they couldn't care less one way or the other.

This is because a lot of people who frequent swinger resorts are generally older folk whose marriage has "lost it's spark" (aka failing).

Surely Nick and Kayla also fall into this category. The flattery is coming from the much older swingers who are attempting to persuade younger swingers to engage with them. I imagine when you're a pair of overweight midwesterners in your fifties/sixties, it's gonna be pretty difficult to swing with the hot couple in their early 40's. I'm guessing there'd be a need for viagra all around.

 

[Neetorino]

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is the first of March, you know what that means! That's right, Black History Bull Appreciation Month has ended and 'lil Nicky's stream results are in! As always, the Rumble Rant numbers are sourced from @Potatoherder's sacrificed electricity and internet usage. But before we get to the money, let's look at those appearances! Despite this being a leap year, Nick once again lives down to expectations with an astounding 14 streams this past month, just over half of his total streams for 2022, and six below 2023.


In calendar form, since it's the most visually enjoyable format:

'22, '23, and '24 in order. That's pretty rough, but to be fair to Nick he was allegedly sick and dying for most of that final week. Not that I believe him, of course. My theory is that he was out celebrating the last days of Bull Appreciation Month and forgot it was a leap year so he didn't make plans for the 29th. Now, onto that sweet, sweet dosh. Remember, yesterday I revealed his goal was to beat out his highest earning stream from February '22:



$3.7K for one day's work is a pretty good chunk of change, and thanks to the buzzer beating stream earning him $424 for a "hard day's work" he managed to come out ahead by $175!


That's a small victory, but one that'll help soften the blow when you see how much he made last year:


Oof, that's gotta hurt. He made more last year on Rumble alone (from the streams we have data for that is) than he did for the entirety of February across both platforms. I wonder if he's missing those trial streams yet, they seemed to be real cash cows at their prime.

As a special message for Nick, let me just say that I don't do this data collection to hurt you buddy. I just think it's SO FUNNY to track the trajectory of one of the highest earning streamers on YouTube; also I'm probably autistic so even if I was upsetting you by doing this I'd never know it. That's all I've got for this month, remember to bring the snack tray out to the bulls when they're done farting in your wife's vagina (wrong cow) plowing your pill-coma'd wife into next week and forcing you to do all the driving again!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna play some Baldur's Gate 3 as I sneed the night away.

 

[AnOminous]

Wow Coomalot is really fucking short. He's like 5'0" if Tim Pool has that many inches on him.

It's almost a rule that cows are tiny little midgets.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Rekieta is hopped up on drugs, but he’s the kind of snake who recognizes another snake.

The reason he’s keeping his distance from Coom (aside from the fact that he’s a failure) is because he’s going through some shit.

(Likely wife related as mentioned previously)

And Nick knows, that if Coomalot would get a whiff of any of it, he’ll be doing the rounds on all the streams he could get on, to talk about how his close friend: Nick Rekieta is going through some hard things. And proceed to rattle off enough details so that everyone knows that Kayla is in the psych ward and he’s fucking the nanny’s husband.

Oh for sure. Behind the scenes all of these guys are paranoid, neurotic, two-faced shysters looking for some easy fame, even if they have to backstab a former "friend" to get it. It's why Coomalot is buddying up to Tim Pool now, for the clout.

But they have to keep up appearances. "Everything is alright with everybody. I have no enemies. Aren't I just the nicest guy on the Internet," says Rekieta, as he contemplates who he wants to sick his newly obtained pet rage hog on next. But the venom these people hold shows through over time, just look at Rackets, that is not the face of a man who is happy or healthy.

 

[AnOminous]

just look at Rackets, that is not the face of a man who is happy or healthy.

He looks totally fine though.

This is definitely the face of a happy, well-adjusted man.