Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[melty]

And another reason I don't have any sympathy for these people. They realize how miserable and unhappy it makes them, but rather than have an ounce of humility to admit they were wrong, they just double down and throw themselves a big pity party.

I reiterate once again: if being trans makes you so miserable, then just. Stop. Being. Trans.

It's such a testament to people creating their own problems. How many of these dudes have successful careers, loving wives, and kids. Stuff a good amount of guys would kill for. They live in one of the richest societies that's ever existed with technology that wasn't dreamed of 100 years ago. But they still aren't happy. They did everything they were supposed to. Why not happy? So they look for something. "What if I'm not a man? What if I am a woman??" It's a totally absurd notion. It's based on nothing, and a child could point out why it can't be true. But it's enough. It gives them something new and shiny to chase. Maybe this time, they'll be happy at the end. (spoiler: they are not)

Its a pathology. It's impossible to not have problems. The more that hard problems are solved the more people come up with fake problems. I don't have hard problems in my life and I often catch myself lamenting things like: i am not a millionaire. I cannot time travel. Sounds stupid? Any dumber than thinking you are deep down secretly a woman despite all available evidence pointing to the contrary? What a stupid fucking belief.

Thread tax, this one is pretty funny. Pooner decides to try to become more of a man and comments on some kind of wrong think. Pooners idiot woke friends who probably encouraged her in the first place don't like it. Now she's scared that she's transitioned into a misogynist and is freaking out about needing therapy for her newfound misogyny before it gets worse. Peak made up, clown world problems.

 

[Kumquat]

It's such a testament to people creating their own problems. How many of these dudes have successful careers, loving wives, and kids. Stuff a good amount of guys would kill for. They live in one of the richest societies that's ever existed with technology that wasn't dreamed of 100 years ago. But they still aren't happy. They did everything they were supposed to. Why not happy? So they look for something. "What if I'm not a man? What if I am a woman??" It's a totally absurd notion. It's based on nothing, and a child could point out why it can't be true. But it's enough. It gives them something new and shiny to chase. Maybe this time, they'll be happy at the end. (spoiler: they are not)

A lot of it is navel-gazing, you're absolutely correct. For as much as these men whine about how hard their life is, in reality, they're living life on easy mode in the 21st century in some of the richest and most prosperous countries ever in the world. They have no real challenges in their life, they're able to sit and jerk off to porn all day, and when people don't have any challenges, they tend to turn their thinking inward and focus on themselves, which is where all the genderspecial shit comes from.

A man in the 15th century would never have thought about this shit, ever, because he would be too busy worrying about actual, real problems. How am I going to make enough money to not starve tomorrow? How am I going to keep a roof over my family's head? How am I going to not die of malaria in my 40s? He didn't have time to ponder whether he liked dicks or pussy more, he didn't have the luxury of pontificating over gender roles and masculinity vs. femininity. He had work to do, and if he didn't do it, he would probably be dead within a week. Trannies are the definition of first-world problems; endless navel-gazing because your life is so carefree and easy that you don't have to think about anything else.

Thread tax, this one is pretty funny. Pooner decides to try to become more of a man and comments on some kind of wrong think. Pooners idiot woke friends who probably encouraged her in the first place don't like it. Now she's scared that she's transitioned into a misogynist and is freaking out about needing therapy for her newfound misogyny before it gets worse. Peak made up, clown world problems.

Okay, this is fucking hysterical. "HELP, I TRANSISTIONED TOO FAR, NOW I'M A MEN'S RIGHTS ACTIVIST!"

It's too late, little pooner. You're done for. Your only hope now is to make a KiwiFarms account and shitpost with us evil transphobic chuds.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Probably something like this tbh.

I would imagine if people started trooning their pets, there would be a huge uproar and it would cease. It's just a guess. I get the feeling most normies that support trooning would flip if there was a troon pet movement.

 

[Richard Cheese]

I got curious about u/yeahitreallyistrue and wow, his life is a carnival of horrors. TL;DR: male schizo who chopped his dick off with a broken wine glass, also self-harmed his leg so badly it had to be amputated. Now he's all over r/phallo telling pooners that their rotdogs look just like the real thing. Truly the ally they deserve.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Thread tax, this one is pretty funny. Pooner decides to try to become more of a man and comments on some kind of wrong think. Pooners idiot woke friends who probably encouraged her in the first place don't like it. Now she's scared that she's transitioned into a misogynist and is freaking out about needing therapy for her newfound misogyny before it gets worse. Peak made up, clown world problems.

No surprises here - she dislikes womanhood so much she’s spending her teenage years larping as a twink.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I know I already ranted about this very thing a few pages ago, so I won't do it again, but I do still want to stress that this is why I don't really have any sympathy for these people. They realize that they could just stop being trans, but then they are faced with the reality that their problems are still with them, they'd have to fix those problems, and that would require effort. Eugh. Effort? Too hard. Let me just retreat further into my fantasy world until the negative thoughts go away.

These people are the living embodiment of that Simpsons meme. "Am I so out of touch? No, it's all of society that's wrong!"

Plus a massive helping of "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas."

To somewhat sperg from a related thought: I think it's incredibly fascinating (and somewhat infuriating) how nobody ever questions the premise regarding how all these people's problems must stem from their perception of how they think other people value the concept of gender. It's like nobody asks "how did they come to this conclusion out of all the possibilities in existence?" Instead we treat it as if it just must be true. Why are we all bound by their personal hangups about gender? How is this whole discussion somehow immune to how they've personally pathologized gender as a Concept-Above-All-Concepts? And we're supposed to think that's not inherently absurd? Nobody would accept this about things like religion even.

 

[expectant asshole]

I would imagine if people started trooning their pets, there would be a huge uproar and it would cease. It's just a guess. I get the feeling most normies that support trooning would flip if there was a troon pet movement.

We have a female cat with a boys name. It just seems to fit her and she’s a cat so she doesn’t give two shits about what we call her. She also doesn’t give a fuck when someone calls her ‘he’. She’s spayed, but we get all our pets fixed.

But if I turned up to the vet and asked them to skin one of her legs and stitch that to her crotch as a pseudo penis, they would probably throw me out and report me for animal cruelty.

 

[Pedophobe]

Thread tax, this one is pretty funny.

Grand opening of the pooner-to-incel pipeline.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Guy troons out, now all his guy friends wanting to fuck him.
Yeah. Right. I believe you, even.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Guy troons out, now all his guy friends wanting to fuck him.
Yeah. Right. I believe you, even.

Yea I believe that his straight friends wanna fuck him sure. I believe more that he would fuck himself, that's a lot more believable or that his friends don't wanna hurt his feelings.

 

[Positron]

They live in one of the richest societies that's ever existed with technology that wasn't dreamed of 100 years ago. But they still aren't happy. They did everything they were supposed to. Why not happy? So they look for something.

If they had genuine hardship, even genuine money worries, they wouldn't have trooned out in the first place.

 

[Syikeblade]

Not exactly an L but an interesting observation on how many in the straight trans girls subreddit crushing on their straight guy friends. It doesn't make much sense but I think they want to be treated like a girlfriend not a Twink.

Some of them(all really) being jealous of the boys girlfriends or being bullied like this one:
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I can relate, I had several boys who were my bffs throughout grade school that I would call to talk for hours and want to spend time with constantly. It was reciprocated up until we reached dating age and then I was still wanting them to come spend the night and go on long walks at night and talk beyond when that is socially acceptable I guess and that stuff came to an end which was hard (these were straight boys and I wasn't out as gay at the time although people suspected). I still had those close guy friends through college, but at a certain point I feel like their boundaries went up and that hurt even though I tried my best to hide that

I was kind of a bitch looking back to some of their girlfriends I was jealous of and kind of encouraged ending the relationship if there was ever any conflict. I'm not proud of it now, but at the time being in so much denial that was how my attraction to guys came out, as possessiveness and jealousy.

Tbh I still struggle with it some today. It's hard connecting with all these guys and seeing them choose cis girls over you, and as an adult having to swallow your feelings and be happy for them and pretend it doesn't hurt :/"

 

[Otterly]

Jail the mother in the reply, what the fuck

The first time you see this stuff it’s shocking. It goes against every parental instinct you have. It’s the equivalent of an animal seeing a predator and walking over to it. Over time you realise that a large number of parents are like this. Two thousand years ago they’d be giving their children to moloch.
It’s very disturbing.

 

[Geraldine]

By their own definitions, they aren't men or women if they identify as pansexual. Bisexual is male and female. Pansexual is the woke "other" category.

It used to be there was something called sexual orientation (or preference).
It wasn't one's gender (or sex), just a short description of what one liked in bed.
It made sense.
What happened to that?

Eh, we're still in the era of fast fashion and aliexpress. A halfway normal neutral looking top suitable for office isn't necessarily more expensive than the gothic lolita dresses and Asuka cosplay kits they start purchasing first thing after declaring themselves women.

Asuka (had to look that up) and Gothic Lolita are now very special genders.
Woman who works in an office is not.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

The first time you see this stuff it’s shocking. It goes against every parental instinct you have. It’s the equivalent of an animal seeing a predator and walking over to it. Over time you realise that a large number of parents are like this. Two thousand years ago they’d be giving their children to moloch.
It’s very disturbing.

What the fuck, since when do kids of any age need some strange dude larping as woman's help to use the john. Creepy! And the mother calling that tranny teacher the master of cocks is just stupid

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Creep TIM is upset that he's losing his relationship with a student because father wants biological females to help kids in bathroom.Also the handmaiden's reply.
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“losing my relationship”
RELATIONSHIP. This person is sick in the head, they out themselves and their real intentions constantly and dont fucking understand why they dont pass through the lines of socially acceptable.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

The first time you see this stuff it’s shocking. It goes against every parental instinct you have. It’s the equivalent of an animal seeing a predator and walking over to it. Over time you realise that a large number of parents are like this. Two thousand years ago they’d be giving their children to moloch.

I have a friend with young daughters who is always virtue signalling about how she's fine with men in womens bathrooms and changing rooms. Apparently they choose to use the unisex one when swimming, when I did swimming classes there weren't even unisex ones. She isn't very intelligent and she clearly hasn't looked into any of the genuine cases of crimes being committed in these situations.

I just don't know how to explain to her. I'm really worried for her daughters, tried the approach of asking what they thought about it and she insisted they were fine with it. Hopefully they won't suffer for their mothers wokeness and idiocy, but in all honesty even using unisex changing rooms, I feel like when they're old enough to look back, they might feel uncomfortable and resentful that their mother allowed grown men to see them naked when there was a womens only choice.

 

[Jacques1194]

Here we see another thread where TIMs try to define woman.This time its "a work of collective imagination".

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Tax, an MtF realises that straight women don't call ourselves "power bottoms" or other terms referring to gay relationship dynamics.

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Double tax. It's kinda funny how they seem to all pretend the pills are magic but at the same time deep down they know how little the pills will change.



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You know, I bet his marriage wouldn't be "circling the drain" if he would stop indulging in his gross fetish and accept that he is a man. I decided to look through his profile and found he also moderates a trans foot fetish sub (r/TransFeet). Imagine marrying a man, everything seems alright for 25 years, and at the ripe age of 54 when you think you can enjoy the later end of life together and retire soon you get hit with that bomb. They probably have their finances and property tied up together and separating at that age has got to be an ordeal that would He made his account 5 years ago to post & view foot fetish porn and flirt young women posting their feet, so he has been doing gross stuff behind his wife's back for a while.

 

[Disability Fat]

It used to be there was something called sexual orientation (or preference).
It wasn't one's gender (or sex), just a short description of what one liked in bed.
It made sense.
What happened to that?

There wasn't enough attention being given, so they had to mix it up and create new ways to get attention.