Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vulkan]

Wants to "explore masculinity" on Locals.

Didn’t Jack Murphy say something about cucking gave him magic masculine energy or some shit

 

[Chazzed Up]

Oh yay! Unbreaded! Time to once again mock a man who was having mental health crisis and was possible a danger to himself and others!

Well when one of his own fans dared express concern toward Nick, he made an hour long video threatening and suicide baiting them. So I think mocking him is a very morally defensible position. A neutral choice if you will, just like drinking.

 

[Pedophobe]

"my cases are a cost of business...I don't find them super interesting"

So it was a business decision to defame Montegraph?

 

[gh0stiexo]

2:53 The smugness.

This video needs more ceiling cat.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Didn’t Jack Murphy say something about cucking gave him magic masculine energy or some shit

That was sleight of hand to pull the focus from his getting his asshole blown out

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick's talking about big changes ahead, changes regarding "a bunch of different entities involved in the show". No obligation to do the Locals aftershow anymore. Has been "hamstrung" by other people's ideas about the show, had to show them that it doesn't work by "subverting expectations". Now the social media expert is in charge again.

Wants to "explore masculinity" on Locals.

Exploring masculinity? Well, masculinity is uncharted territory for Nick.

I bet his audience can't wait for his very own Jack Murphy-esque article on Cultivating Erotic Energy from a Surprising source:



Edit: minor image fix

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This needs to get wall of texted:

I've been thinking a lot about the show, about my approach to the show and uh- You guys, like you guys are, I hate saying it but the audience is kind of smart. Except that you watch the show in the first place, but you're kind of smart and I know you guys have seen like a change in my approach to things and- There's a lot of reasons for all of that.

But uh today was this cool like lynch pin um this uh fulcrum so to speak. Uh about kind of how I approach the show and and things I'm going to do in my relationship to a bunch of different entities that are involved in the show. And how I uh do everything. And um, my resolve about things has changed quite a bit today, and I have a lot of, for the first time in a while, I have a lot of optimism about my own sort of of experience on the show. And when my experience is good, I think y'all's is good.

Uh, so I think there's some good stuff coming, but I can't talk about it all at once. You can't just like, Reveal Your Hand, otherwise someone will just take it and they'll chop it off and they'll give it to someone else, or something... I don't know what that even means.

But uh long story short um. Lots coming on uh the show front, a ton coming on the locals front, uh, I'm finally free of the automatic, um post-stream Locals stream which has been someone else's idea as to how to like make Locals better. And in my opinion it has made locals objectively worse. I hated the forced post-Rumble show Locals streams that were happening- like I love going in the hot tub and streaming to locals! I just hate being forced to stream to locals, ever! I think that takes away from what Locals is, and if I don't, like if I'm forced to go on, uh some days it makes me not want to do spontaneous content or even planned content that is not the forced content. So I think that's been a big, uh mess, and we're going to be changing that real soon right away because we're no longer under that obligation, which is great. And so Locals is about to have some big changes. uh more spontaneous streaming, um and more plan content that I've been wanting to do but have just not felt like fucking doing because I've been required to do other stuff.

So all that's changing really soon. And uh, and the main show here is gonna have some fun changes as well, so we'll see all those as we keep going. And you can speculate your little hearts out on all of it, and you'll be wrong on everything! Which is fantastic, um but things are going to take a massive change because I have a whole new drive in life. And I'm looking forward to the adventure hope you guys are too.

Uh, Valentine X mortis says Nick can we keep what the Fuck Wednesdays Fridays with coomalot and movie nights?

Um, something like that something like that probably. Uh there's a whole lot there's a whole lot of changes I'm making. Uh I was long story short, I changed a lot about my show uh not based on my own wishes but based on other people's sort of perceptions ideas and wishes and expectations. And I got to say like those things did not pan out the way that other people thought they might and sometimes the only way to show people um that maybe you have a better idea of how to manage things than the person who doesn't do what you do does, is to let their ideas manifest in subverted expectations.

And it really sucks that you sometimes have to do that, but that's the way life is all over the place right? Like you do a job or you do a thing a hobby uh a pastime whatever, and someone else comes along says you should do it a different way. Like I don't know, I don't think that's actually going to be that good I don't think it's actually going to be uh what what uh is successful, or or the right thing. And they're like "no it will though like trust me". And then uh and then you go "okay" and you do it the way that they want you to or that other people suggest, and and then it doesn't work out that, like that well. And you're like look like "I tried it this way it doesn't work that way so maybe maybe let me do it because like I kind of got to where I am being me. So maybe like we should do that this time."

So that's coming full circle we'll say and, uh and I'm looking forward to that. Um because I've hamstrung myself in a lot of ways and I don't I don't ever like doing that I don't like uh doing that at all. Uh there's a whole lot more flexibility coming in all aspects this is part of what I've been shooting for a while. I don't like being locked into the schedule I have and so changing things around, making things more fun more flexible, more spontaneous. but also more predictable uh on certain things. I want to add a level of predictability that does not get violated in the way the current schedule has. But also add a level of spontaneity and flexibility to that. I'll be figuring all that out over the coming weeks maybe months bear with me.

 

[Pizdec]

The exact cause of this weird tic is unknown at this time.

(Clip 1, Clip 2)

That's jaw jitters, no questions about it. Someone's gotten into a bit of happy powder and can't keep still. I've seen it with folks who've done glass and suddenly can't keep their jaw still, but pretty much any upper will do it. So we got chronic alcoholism, a fucked up heart from uppers, and somehow, he still tanked this supposed 106 fever. Makes you wonder what will make Rackets break.

 

[AnOminous]

He's already off to a bad start because he seems to blame other people messing with his successful format for his troubles. He ignores that he drove away most of the audience that made him rich.

Maybe I missed this but which other people told him to drop the law stuff, make his show entirely about coom and cuckoldry, and then turn into a gigantic creepy faggot who does nothing but drink and coom?

 

[Dick Pooman]

Coke Jaw Rekieta

 

[Vulkan]

That was sleight of hand to pull the focus from his getting his asshole blown out

Ah yes the cuck’s gambit, I can’t believe I forgot that from the book of PR copes that’s work 100% of the time

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

Yeah no, Rekieta is being slapped around by his bull just about every day and it's leaving marks on his face plus leaving his jaw dislocated.

 

[PhoBingas]

WHAT'S UP WITH REKIETA'S JAW?

I'd hazard to guess he's grinding his teeth or fucking with his jaw because he's on speed, meth, molly or Adderall.

 

[Vect]

That's jaw jitters, no questions about it. Someone's gotten into a bit of happy powder and can't keep still.

Doesn't look like that to me, because he does it only for a little while and very aggressively. If he was on pills I'd have thought he'd be twitching and speaking much faster.

Has anybody ever had a sharp attack of numbness in their lower jaw that can last several minutes? I sometimes got these when I drank heavily and its basically your nerves reacting to being deadened for an extended period of time, and you get the urge to aggressively grind and 'crink' it away. Considering that's he's constantly drinking this dehydrating, powerful depressant for days on end and not eating anything healthy, he's probably at the onset of nerve damage.

 

[Potatoherder]

I think the only guaranteed money maker for Nick at this point is IBS. You look over at EVS from comicgates and he is making bank. People are ready to have retards screaming at each other again.

 

[SargonF00t]

Exploring masculinity? Well, masculinity is uncharted territory for Nick.

I bet his audience can't wait for his very own Jack Murphy-esque article on Cultivating Erotic Energy from a Surprising source:

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That is a Masterpiece.

 

[Sewer Rat]

did he get a shittier contract or no contract? if the contract was renewed I expect Rekieta to just say it very smugly and then do a kitchen stream again saying "I won kiwifaaaags".
So it kinda looks like he lost the contract and is trying to spin it as a good thing?

"I don't want to be locked in a schedule"
bitch you don't have a schedule, you barely even stream and cancel most of the week

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I've been thinking a lot about the show, about my approach to the show

Here's a short summary of that (autogenerated):

Rekieta discusses his approach to the show and his relationship with various entities involved. He expresses optimism about his own experience and the potential for positive changes. He also discusses the need to remove the automatic post-stream Locals stream, which he believes has negatively impacted the show. He plans to introduce more spontaneous streaming and planned content, and the main show will also undergo significant changes. Rekieta hopes that the audience will appreciate these changes and anticipates a new adventure.

It's clear he's shed at least some of the oversight from Locals and or Rumble. He clearly blames them for his crashing incoom and numbers. (I know what I wrote.) He's been freed up to do things his way now, but he's not going to do it on a schedule, even for planned content.

Jim kind of set the model for how to gracefully go into the sunset from streaming. You had the hype, by going to a "once in a while" model, you can rake in the donos and attention almost whenever you want. Others, like DSP or Sargon, have opted for different models, to varying degrees of success.

I don't know what the hell this "plan" of Nick's is, other than braindead.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

If he did get some kind of deal going but it's not rumble, what entity could it be? Blaze/daily wire/etc etc seems unlikely...

Cozy?

 

[Strix454]

My take is that he outright lost the rumble contract. They don't care about him anymore and he is once again free to do whatever he wants to. What he obviously wants to do is alot less content and alot less work. The people he is complaining about are the Rumble people who set contractual requirements on things like the number of streaming hours he did, the time of day he would do them and various other cross-promotional things he had to do for Rumble. You know, the things that Rumble was giving him money to do.

He will probably shortly drop youtube because switching from youtube to rumble during a show is an incredible work burden on him.

His locals is dead. Freeing him from any obligation to produce content will inevitably result in him producing no content at all for it. I would also guess that the subscribers for it have evaporated anyway meaning there is no money in continuing it.

His audience is small, he doesn't generate revenue anymore and he is now a nobody even among legal streamers.

His "liberation" from Rumble will result (as usual) in all kinds of ideas of what he could talk about. But the most likely thing he will do with his new freedom is to go off with his bottle and not stream at all.

He will probably call home soon demanding an increase in his allowance and threatening self-harm if its not granted.