Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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It starts with..
ONE SESH, I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I CLIMB
KEEP THAT IN MIND, THEY DESIGNED THIS SITE
TO LOSE ALL IN DUE TIME
fuck it all..
JUICE IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE ROULETTE WHEEL SPINS
WATCH IT FALL DOWN AT THE END OF THE STREAM
STAKE TAKES JUICE AWAY
It's so rigged..
DIDN'T CASH OUT THE ESCROW
THREW MY CHAIR RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYIN' TO CLIMB, DIDN'T EVEN SCORE
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO
smash the door...

Thanks to @Bonedome for rewriting the second line
Check out suno.ai, someone suggested it during MATI. Here's a couple BMJ songs I generated, trying to get a Linkin Park style.




Rats and riggers


Tried to generate a BLP Kosher version, ymmv
 
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I did some very rough math, with conservative estimates, and I think between his $4500/week from Stake, his affiliate and daily reloads, Kick subs, juicers, and the new Kick hourly wage, Austin is on track to have $400,000-$500,000 in income this year, all raw money no fake money fr fr. Now, how much money will he actually have at the end of the year? I think we know.

This all assumes his Stake deal remains the same and doesn't either increase or go away due to his actions, that his juicers and subs stay the same, his hourly wages remain the same etc etc. Given that he's on the grow I can see his income increasing to $600k+ for the whole year as long as he doesn't fuck it up or die from an OD or something. Still very interesting that a man who lives with his parents, smokes crack and gambles all day possibly makes 10x more than the average American.
 
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Austin spent over a minute praising the Lord's good name and giving thanks to God.
Such a pious man he is.

This is a 1-minute supercut from a 2-minute stream segment of his most recent 6-minute stream, to give a clue as to how often he was praising the almighty.
It is unclear whether the God he is praying to is Cecil or not.
 
View attachment 5773866
It starts with..
ONE SESH, I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD I CLIMB
KEEP THAT IN MIND, THEY DESIGNED THIS SITE
TO LOSE ALL IN DUE TIME
fuck it all..
JUICE IS A VALUABLE THING
WATCH IT FLY BY AS THE ROULETTE WHEEL SPINS
WATCH IT FALL DOWN AT THE END OF THE STREAM
STAKE TAKES JUICE AWAY
It's so rigged..
DIDN'T CASH OUT THE ESCROW
THREW MY CHAIR RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYIN' TO CLIMB, DIDN'T EVEN SCORE
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO
smash the door...

Thanks to @Bonedome for rewriting the second line
I tried out the suno thing
 
After the 6th gorillion felt today, Austin wants to die, and is on the edge of tears. Stop the riggery, Stake.



Our boy's fortunes just turned around.. hit a 63x on Keno off stream, hit some crack rocks, and went live immediately. 21 thou:wow:erooskis in his Stake wallet. LETS FUCKING GO. Volume warning on these clips, and he's very cracked out.


 
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Every so often the silly IRS thing comes up and every time it's always the same answer: no, the IRS isn't going to go after him. That's less because there isn't potentially unpaid taxes to collect (though the actual amount probably isn't worth the effort), it's more because there's nothing to collect. He barely has a pot to piss in, and his "cash flow" is hard to garnish or otherwise seize. Plus that cash flow is always ultimately in one direction -- out of his pocket and into the casino's.

He's small potatoes, always winds up at near-zero anyway, and simply isn't worth the trouble.
 
After running the 23k down to 0, Austin came back with 1.1k from running up the 64 bucks in rakeback.



And then he lost it all again a couple of minutes later...


 
it's more because there's nothing to collect. He barely has a pot to piss in
:smug: actually he has a $600 Illadelph bong to piss in.

And gold coins, silver bars, yeezy's.... and depending on the timing a natural gas fortune and tons of land depending on when his parents kick the bucket/are murdered for juice.

They arent going to get him today but some day down the road, bossman could have a big come-up... then its going to bite him in the ass. He could run up a Milly-willy on HiLo bro...
 
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I couldn't resist, here's a supercut of Bossman being extra pious on the $20,000 loss stream.
This stream had everything
We've got happy 'Oh my Gods'
We've got near orgasmic 'Oh my God's'
We've got defiant 'Oh my God's'
and finally, We have furious 'Oh my God's'

What a great stream, his piety knows no equals
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This clip was also pretty prophetic
 
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