Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[crippling laziness]

The guy is 100% threats and no substance. Remember on that one PKA episode where Boogie makes up some shit about how a guy in a store sexualised his first wife and when the hosts asked why she didn't have something to protect herself with he said that 'she doesn't need a gun, she has me'? Apparently the guy took one look at him and backed off. He really thinks he's that intimidating.

Even in his fantasy world he can't throw hands. No wonder he pretends he's an actual threat when in reality he does everything possible to avoid actually showing it.

On the Killstream with Frank Hassle, Boogie claimed that he would stand there and let Frank beat him up like he is some pacifist badass, but Frank rightly mocked Boogie's false bravado.

Later in the group call with Keemstar, Boogie would switch to threatening to shoot Frank. However, on the fateful day Frank showed up to Boogie's house, Boogie pussied out of following through with either of his claims.

It's about time Boogie got some of the trolls and miscreants into his life he deserves.

Recently, Frank has been honing his hassling skills on another fat retard. I think Frank is in prime condition to barge in again on Boogie's life. Frank should show up unannounced to one of Boogie's Con visits and give Boogie some of his patented tickling therapy, since Boogie is such a fan of unconventional therapy.

 

[BScCollateral]

he tries way too hard to convince everyone that he's totally working on his health,

You have used the words "too" and "to" correctly. This has brought solace and ease to my battered soul.

Now capitalize the first word of your sentences, and I will die in peace.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Meth or no, what did he expect from a backwoods Arkansas redneck who called himself a shaman? If Boogie didn't think that guy had a few screws loose, that's on him.


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Ten grand to go one some dude's property and do shrooms by a campfire? For a fraction of the cost, he could've set up a fucking shroom farm in his garage. Then he could pay off his house and buy all the MtG cards he wants.

Shrooms in a tent is retarded. Just spawn to bulk in monotubs. A tent environment is not necessary. Hell, You can spawn enough in grow bags to send the nearest community college into the Oort Cloud.


(as easy as it is don't break the law. That would be a bad thing...or whatever.)

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

He also mentioned on a recent Lolcow episode that he's in a weight loss competition with Wings but he blamed Wings taking ozempic for the reason why he isn't taking it seriously.

It's not like his rotting organs and declining health is a good enough reason to maybe take it seriously, huh? But who fucking cares. Each day that passes is one step closer to his demise.

I know a few fellow oldsters who take Semaglutide by prescription for reasons other than weight loss. I would not be surprised at all if Wings has it prescribed. The Official State Booger of Arkansas probably takes it as well.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

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Why is he talking about about Halloween decorations in March? Because that's actually the last time he really spoke to them, "hey nice pumpkin mate!" "yeah I'm gonna eat it later!"

Meth or no, what did he expect from a backwoods Arkansas redneck who called himself a shaman? If Boogie didn't think that guy had a few screws loose, that's on him.
Ten grand to go one some dude's property and do shrooms by a campfire? For a fraction of the cost, he could've set up a fucking shroom farm in his garage. Then he could pay off his house and buy all the MtG cards he wants.

That's overkill for shrooms, he could've used google and found out how to grow his own for under $50. No tent needed. It would require more attentiveness than Boogie has, and a level of sanitization impossible for him.. With how much he spent for his he could produce enough shrooms for the rest of his hopefully short life without even needing that tent.

By the way, this guy reminds me that online EDM/festival/psychedelic users are a ripe goldmine for comedy KF has not yet really plumbed the depths of. These "shamans" are all screwballs like this guy, their minds completely addled and rotted from strange drugs used in every permutation possible. With the rise of new age spirituality in younger people you get more and more of these types of people.

This really shows that Boogie clearly has no friends. He supposedly has a ton of porn contacts, and through that network Boogie could get anything he wants. Everyone in the porn industry has access to drugs. Who needs to hire this complete fucking WEIRDO to sit at a campfire and do shrooms with you?! Some big fat obnoxious low IQ impulsive cretin that doesn't know anyone at all. It also just shows how absolutely single digits IQ Boogie is.

Shrooms in a tent is retarded. Just spawn to bulk in monotubs. A tent environment is not necessary. Hell, You can spawn enough in grow bags to send the nearest community college into the Oort Cloud.


(as easy as it is don't break the law. That would be a bad thing...or whatever.)

^ this, you only usually really see tents where people use gourmet species that are light, temperature, or humidity triggered/sensitive on actual mushroom farms.

 

[bravosouth]

So Boogie claimed in his most recent video that they were travelling to participate in some secret project, 'we have to go there to do a thing, and I don't think you're gonna get to see this thing for another six months'. At the end of the video (9:21) he says 'now do me a favour if you made it all the way to the end of this video, YOU--- are eh in on a little secret: I'm getting paid to do this trip'. Something about the above tweet kinda twinged something in my head and connected these two things..

Someone else's project, that 'they' had to travel to Cleveland for, to do 'a thing', that could potentially take 6 months of ??? (professional production/editing maybe?) before we might expect to see anything from it, that he's also claiming he's being paid to travel for.... Is this kinda ringing huge fucking bells for anyone else yet too?

 

[YaBoi]

The only things I can think of are that Mike Clum is in Cleveland and that Dave Danna faggot is also in Cleveland at the moment. Both he and Boogie took photos in front of the same statue on the same day:



I got no idea what Clum is working on atm. He was apparently working on Trisha Paytas and Woah Vicky(?) documentaries when he was hanging out with Boogie. Yet, his resume still only consists of thr Boogie doc. The 6 month time frame for the "secret project" to drop is nearly the same timeframe than it took Clum to drop the original Boogie doc.

 

[mlanguishi]

I got no idea what Clum is working on atm. He was apparently working on Trisha Paytas and Woah Vicky(?) documentaries when he was hanging out with Boogie. Yet, his resume still only consists of thr Boogie doc. The 6 month time frame for the "secret project" to drop is nearly the same timeframe than it took Clum to drop the original Boogie doc.

If Clum goes back to his own vomit like a dog with Boogie, then screw him. What is that guy's deal anyway? He kinda had a bit of a window to exploit and it looks like he blew it on DSP who dropped him.

 

[Die Laughing]

The only things I can think of are that Mike Clum is in Cleveland and that Dave Danna faggot is also in Cleveland at the moment. Both he and Boogie took photos in front of the same statue on the same day:

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I got no idea what Clum is working on atm. He was apparently working on Trisha Paytas and Woah Vicky(?) documentaries when he was hanging out with Boogie. Yet, his resume still only consists of thr Boogie doc. The 6 month time frame for the "secret project" to drop is nearly the same timeframe than it took Clum to drop the original Boogie doc.

Oh Dave Danna was out there too? Lol, I guess we’re gonna get a documentary about attention seeking lardasses. I can’t stand that Danna guy. Just lose fucking weight, it doesn’t need to be a big production.

I may reach my faggot limit early this year.

 

[Swole McPole]

What I don't believe is any of Boogie2988lbs distancing of responsibility for all this. He did arrange for this guy to show up, he did agree 10k. He did take drugs.

I've not seen any sign that Porky agreed the $10k -- and it seems somewhat unlikely to me. Boogie is a tight ass. 10k would buy him 5 sugar sessions. The shaman makes this claim that his services are free, but for those who can afford it, they can make a $10k "donation" but that suggests some kind of voluntarism on the part of the donator. Otherwise it would be a "fee".

Also, what dealer on God's earth fronts their retail customers $10k in credit? If Boogie has it, you'd get that money up front. If he doesn't have it, tell him to come back when he does have it.

Also, didn't Porky say he has a long standing relationship with this guy? He's known him for years? He should have known he was psychotic/retarded, it seems to me.

 

[Sicilian1984]

Also, didn't Porky say he has a long standing relationship with this guy? He's known him for years? He should have known he was psychotic/retarded, it seems to me.

You're forgetting something--Boogie is a fat, disgusting, stupid son of a bitch.

How in the honest fuck, upon meeting an unkempt, lecherous, morbidly obese 50 year old dating his teen daughter, does Dezi2's Dad not just...

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

The only things I can think of are that Mike Clum is in Cleveland and that Dave Danna faggot is also in Cleveland at the moment. Both he and Boogie took photos in front of the same statue on the same day:

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I got no idea what Clum is working on atm. He was apparently working on Trisha Paytas and Woah Vicky(?) documentaries when he was hanging out with Boogie. Yet, his resume still only consists of thr Boogie doc. The 6 month time frame for the "secret project" to drop is nearly the same timeframe than it took Clum to drop the original Boogie doc.

Even when is trying to flex he fat is spilling out

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

Although it seems we do have a “contract” I’m not sure how well a bloody piece of blank paper with scribbles would hold up in court,

Steven Jason Williams presenting the ironclad contract to the Fayetteville court, laying this dispute to rest for the final time.

 

[Windy Moors]

He supposedly has a ton of porn contacts, and through that network Boogie could get anything he wants.

I don't think he had any contacts, his blog was just his wank diary.

 

[thejackal2]

Imagine bragging that you're getting paid to travel to Cleveland. In late winter. Congrats bro, you're a big time e celeb! Some celebs like to fly their woman in to Miami or the Caribbean but a man of your refined taste drives them to Cleveland in winter, and gets paid for it!

Clum is up to something with the fags Dana and Boogie I'd guess. Maybe he'll pit them against each other in some fat ops.

 

[sure]

some random guy on youtube interviewed flaming star:

I do have a local archive and I tried to upload it, but I'm having trouble with inserting the video into the post.

this guy is definitely a total nut job. he claims he's made 5.3 billion dollars in his lifetime, created the "infinite banking model", and has a "times two" investment strategy to double his wealth every year. apparently boogie asked him for financial help, but flaming star said he needed cash to get started, so that's what lead to the agreement to buy boogie's magic cards for 100k.

some notes:
- claims he didn't know he was being recorded for boogie's documentary and that he's currently in the process of suing mike clum.
- denies ever doing anything to sammy, despite boogie's descriptive claims involving him picking sammy up and yelling in his face.
- claims boogie owes him 10k for the "services" he provided at his house.
- apparently dezi was also taking psychedelics from flaming star.
- the day boogie was supposed to pay flaming star is the day boogie claims flaming star yelled at sammy.
- admits to the vandalism, says he took a steel lid from the water pump and threw it into the window where boogie's desk is "hoping he would be there." also said he ruined the lawn with his truck.
- says boogie owes him a total of 127k (100k with the magic cards, the rest involving money spent on supplements and drugs)
- claims it wasn't him that did the spray paint and finds it odd that boogie didn't mention the smashed window and the ruined lawn.
- says he called the fayetteville police department to tell them that boogie's safety is in danger since "1700 families this year aren't going to have crops this year" due to boogie never paying him.
- claims boogie only had 5k in his bank account and only makes around 3300 a month. mentions boogie potentially losing his house after 12 months if he doesn't refinance.
- claims he paid the taxes on boogie's house this year thinking that if boogie doesn't pay him back in 2 years he can take the house.

also it seems like boogie's secret trip involved filming something with edp? this screenshot was posted in a reply to one of boogie's tweets and the instagram post is now gone.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

claims he paid the taxes on boogie's house this year thinking that if boogie doesn't pay him back in 2 years he can take the house.

If Booger does not pay the tax the only way Chief can get the house is picking it up at auction, IIRC. Property tax may be different than the IRS though so who knows? My Dad was a professional asshole for 30 years and taught me a FEW things.

 

[ddlloo]

Bro you don't understand bro I had drink that mountain dew for the tier list video.
Bro you don't understand bro I had to eat a 2kg meat monstrosity, it's a roadtrip bro you have to.
Bro you don't understand bro I had to do a mukbang and pig out with EDP bro, it's for a video bro.

Bros, I'm so proud of myself for sticking to this diet
Bros, it's wild that people call me a pedo (Oh hi EDP, what's up haha)
Bros, you're so wrong about me getting drugs off this shaman (ignore that i was on video doing it, talked about it profusely, and that he says so too)

I hate this fat fuck. DIE BOOGIE DIE.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Keemstar has tweeted out a photo of Boogie hanging out with EDP. He won't say why though.

 

[Terfatron]

This is the hand he gonna throw... looks pretty padded to me.



also, he's making videos w straight up pedos now? Cool cool, very cool.