Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[GodsCock]

when I came across this I immediately thought it was about drunken drugged nick rekieta

 

[Zaryiu2]

You know who Rekieta is partially reminding me of? (Except in a way worse version)





Seriously Nick was pretty much at the top of what he could get to and he is doing everything to lose it all just like Noah did (Of course they are different in other ways)

 

[Goofy Logic]

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[Potatoherder]

Has "Rekieta Law" just been an artifact title lately? Is he just too lazy to transition the debauchery to his "Rekieta Media" channel so his coom antics actually have a more appropriate setting?

A channel rebrand was discussed as early as late 2022 and at the time he rejected it because it'd cause a viewership loss. At this point i think he sees that as admitting defeat. It really would be the best solution.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

That works out to an 84% decrease in superchat/rumble revenue from between the two Februarys.

Here's the post where I calculated the drop for January. For January it was an 83% decrease between the two.

another thing to mention is that the balldo/Jamaica trip is from 2022, meaning plenty of people had fucked off by the time of these amazing 2023 revenue months. his 2022 months he easily made triple what he did in 2023.

Nick never cracks $10K again after this, the closest is September where he hits $8.5K

considering how bad the pressure will be getting on him this month i bet Nick will somehow manage to stop streaming enough to barely hit 2k.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I started thinking coke after Nick's last big drunkstream. All his behavior and his body language suggested he was on a big stimulant as well as just being drunk. All the jaw stuff now points even more in that direction. To me its just a question now of if he is on meth, coke or taking big non-medical doses of the doctor-provided stimulants he is on. It could be any of them.

To me, he also seems like the type of guy who would maybe eventually fall into coke. He has (or had) the money. He has a stupid sense of invincibility. He is also at a point where just being drunk isn't doing it for him anymore. He is at a point where he might need to step things up.

Yeah, but when someone is strung out on coke they need to be taking bumps or doing fat lines every 20 minutes or less. I’m sure Nick enjoys coke but it’s not a drug that’s a good fit for people who video stream for hours.

I could see anyone taking Rx amphetamines (only have to claim ADD) to stay awake and talkative for 8 plus hour a day trial streams that go on for weeks. Problem is continuing to use all that speed after the big trial stream is over and normal life resumes.

I have not been an active thread participant, just lurking interest over the years. But when I recently dipped in the first thing that hit me was how obviously strung out on speed Nick is, along with lots of drinking. I’m sure Nick has been using adderall or Ritalin for two years or more, but it takes time for it to get out of control and the abuse starts taking an obvious mental and physical toll. Just like most drug addictions, the good times and positives abound at first until it suddenly becomes a real life destroying problem.

I’m sure Nick felt the speed was one of the factors of his success with long ass trial streams when that gravy train was rolling hot so easy to rationalize it. He might have even graduated into using meth, hard to say. But I’d assume all the doctors visits he mentions have more to do with maintaining several scripts for different uppers.

Nick’s biggest problem is he is frustrated people rather watch trials, and commentary about the trials, than listen to the philosophical and comedy stylings of the great Nick Rekieta. Nick wants to be the center of attention, not some dumb trial. He’s the interesting content!! Like a lot of alcoholic lawyers he loves to hear himself talk and thinks his audience is hungry for his pearls of wisdom and witty insights.

I think Nick’s family pressured him into law school, but he wasn’t that good at it and didn’t like it that much. But it came in very handy when his legal background made him a YT player in the Maddox lol suit drama and then other online legal dramas.

Nick started out as a Dick Show fan, which says a lot. I think Nick wants to have a show like Dick, not be a lawtube guy. But Dick’s show sucks and Nick is even worse at that kind of content. He will never have a career with Dick Show coomer type content, but that’s what he wants.

Another thing is he’s not a very good lawyer. I think he realizes that due to YT legal commentary/ trial streaming world growing wildly that he can’t compete, or he has to work a lot harder. Nick lucked into some early, easy success and now resents how much work it takes to get a fraction of that former success.

The playing field got a lot rougher and tougher the past two years so Nick is taking his ball and going home. Top notch lawyer aren’t interested in YT because they make way more money at their actual profession, but there’s a very large pool of good to mediocre lawyers across the country who suddenly realized YT was a viable income stream and jumped into it. You’re not going to get great legal minds doing trial streams on YT, but far more seasoned, practiced and smarter attorneys than Nick have now entered the ring.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ehhh.... Not sure about that. He cant' really afford to drop YouTube. That's where the super chats are at. It would be a galaxy brained move to move to Rumble only. Their numbers are sus as fuck.

You DO know you're talking about Nick here, right? The galaxy brained social media expert?

I know their numbers are sus as fuck. I have been one of the biggest advocates of that position in this thread. But does Nick? He's claimed he does very good for himself on Rumble. I think he might have actually convinced himself of it.

IMO, @Strix454's supposition is amply supported by the number of occasions he's stated he doesn't want to do the channel switchover anymore. Just because a move is dumb, doesn't mean he won't do it. How much utterly dumb shit has Nick done to date? Rhetorical question. This thread is 3293 pages long now.

I suppose he could simulcast to YouTube and Rumble for the entire show, but I think the issue with that is Rumble covets that lolbertarian street cred, whereas Neal Mohan is silicon valley to the bone. Which is to say that there's probably a big difference between what Youtube would allow, and what Rumble would allow. He'd have to mind his Ps and Qs to some extent for the entire show, and there's no way in fuck that would happen. Nick is filterless now.

I guess we'll know soon enough though. I'm just saying no amount of stupidity would surprise me at this point. None.

I'm sure his remaining three LoLcals members @elb, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and Still-Life will find ways to move on with their lives.

Joking aside, he still has a bit more than that, and I'm thinking he's gonna have even less moving forward, now that he's free from having to do LOCALS aftershows.

 

[gh0stiexo]

I’m sure Nick has been using adderall or Ritalin for two years or more, but it takes time for it to get out of control and the abuse starts taking an obvious mental and physical toll. Just like most drug addictions, the good times and positives abound at first until it suddenly becomes a real life destroying problem.

I was also thinking Adderall or some other stimulant. If he has narcolepsy, I'm sure he's prescribed something to help him stay awake. I don't remember exactly but I can swear he admitted to abusing his prescribed stimulants before.

 

[AnOminous]

"I no longer have to do Locals streams after the show. Because I've got more editorial freedom now, I'm going to spice things up."

How is he going to "spice things up?" More faggotry? More cuckoldry? More coom? What the fuck is this gurning faggot even talking about?

 

[Orc-Chud]

rekeita has one of the most schizo fucking threads. It’s full of people making 16 paragraph posts with wild ass theories every time this gay faggots cancels a stream for some very boring reason.

Incel Scandinavian prudes. Can't you read social ques? He wants to explore masculinity, what it feels like, what it tastes like, how a man thinks, how it feels to be dominated by it. He wants to explore the interaction between men and women, especially interracial interactions; by observing them in his own home, night after night. What better place would there be to conduct such research? A beach out west? Don't make me guffaw.

This isn't the content we want, but it's the content we need.

where did the “Scandinavian prudes” meme come from. Under what context did Nick call his chat Scandinavian prudes? It makes me laugh every time someone posts it even though I don’t now the origin

 

[Strix454]

where did the “Scandinavian prudes” meme come from. Under what context did Nick call his chat Scandinavian prudes? It makes me laugh every time someone posts it even though I don’t now the origin

NIck went to some adult church group meeting locally and it didn't go well. Among other things he concluded in the aftermath that he had nothing in common with such people. Only streamers as successful as himself who were attorneys with large families could be peers to nick. He described the people at the event as “Scandinavian prudes”. The area he lives in is obviously very ethnically Scandinavian.

The rest that follows is speculation.

I later got the impression from other things he said that he perhaps shared an idea with the church group that the church should be inviting in onlyfans girls or at least stop being judgemental of women who make their career on onlyfans. After he ranted about the church group onstream, he ranted about christian acceptance of camwhores on another stream. How they were all rich. How it was a great career opportunity for young women. As well how many of them were just ordinary moms who wanted to have the money to take the kids to Disneyworld.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

How is he going to "spice things up?" More faggotry? More cuckoldry? More coom? What the fuck is this gurning faggot even talking about?

He’s just coping because his application to Aella’s birthday gangbang got rejected. The highlight of his life was going to be putting his Vienna kielbasa in the juices of 17 strange men at once

 

[Truly Rural]

adult church group meeting

What exactly is an adult church group and why is it NSFW?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The jaw thing is common amongst stimulant users. And yes, molly is a stim.
I think I’ve heard of it in drinkers, but don’t quote me on that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

NIck went to some adult church group meeting locally and it didn't go well. Among other things he concluded in the aftermath that he had nothing in common with such people.

The good news is that Nick was able to convince them not to believe everything they read.

He’s just coping because his application to Aella’s birthday gangbang got rejected. The highlight of his life was going to be putting his Vienna kielbasa in the juices of 17 strange men at once

You seem to be assuming Nick wouldn't be angling for the role of fluffer.

What exactly is an adult church group and why is it NSFW?

It was a "Young Families Group" or something like that for parents to go to which he was invited to.

He complained about how NOBODY in his local area can understand him because you can't unless you're also a big streamer. He also implied that he may have been pressed about all the information about him available online, but he expertly handled the situation by pointing out how unreliable online rumors are and they 100% believed him.

It's hard to understand what exactly happened because of his new speaking style of speaking vaguely in circles and often mixing hypotheticals and things that actually happened.

Nick's complaints around the same time about how Scandinavians are so judgemental and care more about perceptions than actions also suggest he got pressed with something.

 

[DumbDude43]

It was a "Young Families Group" or something like that for parents to go to which he was invited to.

He complained about how NOBODY in his local area can understand him because you can't unless you're also a big streamer. He also implied that he may have been pressed about all the information about him available online, but he expertly handled the situation by pointing out how unreliable online rumors are and they 100% believed him.

It's hard to understand what exactly happened because of his new speaking style of speaking vaguely in circles and often mixing hypotheticals and things that actually happened.

Nick's complaints around the same time about how Scandinavians are so judgemental and care more about perceptions than actions also suggest he got pressed with something.

>welcome to the weekly church parents meeting!
>mr rekeita, i heard you and your wife recently attended the annual BBC week at a jamaican cuckold resort. what was that all about?
>...
>those damn scandinavian prudes in this region are way too judgmental, they just don't understand what life is like for someone like me!

 

[Captain Manning]

another thing to mention is that the balldo/Jamaica trip is from 2022, meaning plenty of people had fucked off by the time of these amazing 2023 revenue months. his 2022 months he easily made triple what he did in 2023.

Probably. And he probably made an impressive amount beginning in late 2021 from Rittenhouse too.

If I had to guess, I'd say November 2021 to June 2022 was probably the span of time in which Nick made peak profit. That is the time period that spans the beginning of Rittenhouse and the end of Amber Herd. He did good in Weebwars too, but not at anywhere near the same level. Trial streaming is where it was at.

As it stands now, I doubt very much he's ever gonna sniff those size of paychecks again. Not as a streamer anyways.

NIck went to some adult church group meeting locally and it didn't go well. Among other things he concluded in the aftermath that he had nothing in common with such people. Only streamers as successful as himself who were attorneys with large families could be peers to nick. He described the people at the event as “Scandinavian prudes”.

To add to this, Minnesota has a largest population of people of Scandinavian descent in the United States. Some 32% of the state population, in fact. Many of whom I presume are church going. Hence "Scandinavian prudes."

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I was also thinking Adderall or some other stimulant. If he has narcolepsy, I'm sure he's prescribed something to help him stay awake. I don't remember exactly but I can swear he admitted to abusing his prescribed stimulants before.

Claiming narcolepsy is an old trope and excuse for both drug seeking and drug abuse. Claiming narcolepsy can get you scripts for stimulants and claiming narcolepsy is an excuse lots of junkies use for constantly nodding out. (Kurt Cobain claimed to have narcolepsy.)

In Nick’s case it’s obviously a reason he need Rx speed. I think his doctor tries to get him to take modafinial, but that just irritated him but he has to put up with it to keep getting the good stuff. It also gives him a non-amphetamine drug to mention taking for his “narcolepsy”

 

[Swole McPole]

BMJ doesn't have a family fortune, shitty paintings (allegedly) worth a combined total of $200k, a rustang and two nice houses to gamble away.

Those paintings might have cost him $200k but there's no way he could realize even $20k if he attempted to resell them.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wait, we know monty doesn't have the cash to pay nick if nick wins but did nick ever say if he's gonna chase monty to pay for his fees like soye and co did to vic? If he does, we'd basically know how much randazza is ripping off nick right? So if he wins we still win? Cause we'd know exactly how much nick's retardation costed him?