You get a blank check

[eatler]

You get a blank check to do whatever you want (one thing). The catch being you have to do something entertaining filmed live. What do you do?

 

[BirdUp]

yell the nigger word in a ghetto

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Buy every gender clinic and plastic surgery place to prohibit them from prescribing hormones or doing gender reassignment surgery.

(The reactions of angry troons would be filmed live.)

 

[User names must be unique]

buy a billion dollar laser and project shitposts onto the moon for everyone to see.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I’d get a monster truck and drive it over all the sidewalks of LA, hilariously crushing vapid tourists and homeless encampments

 

[Pissmaster]

I get to cook and eat MrBeast all live on camera. The thumbnail will be me with a big smile like the lady in Black Hole Sun holding two knives and then MrBeast's head photoshopped onto a cooked chicken and he's making a fake horrified face, when the video actually contains both snuff and cannibalism, all uncut. The check will be filled out for how much money it takes to bribe all the world's courts so I get away with it unscathed, plus like a billion bucks for me to fuck around with for the rest of my life.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

Try to juggle I guess

 

[JethroTullamore]

“The blank check”. I remember that movie, I miss the 90s.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Write nigger on a George Floyd monument.

 

[Moths]

I'm going to gamble, idiots

 

[gagabobo1997]

Donate to bossmanjack of course

 

[eatler]

Donate to bossmanjack of course

I'm going to gamble, idiots

If I could give two solutions I would give the to you both. You would win in a short period of time.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

So the blank check to do one thing has to be entertaining and filmed live?

In that case I'd start a game development studio comprised entirely of highly skilled, far-left tranny programmers and I'd pay them double the average salary to work on some based games they'd loathe. The office would be livestreamed 24/7 without their knowledge, and I'm sure there'd be some good drama, especially since I'd be pushing their buttons on purpose as their boss.

 

[Heckin’ Fascist Chud]

Nuke Israel and Palestine at the same time.

 

[dick brain]

“The blank check”. I remember that movie, I miss the 90s.

Three Donnies plus five Lara Croft titties plus the movie Blank Check equals double rocketship.

 

[Waifu Days]

Pay a film crew and get legal figured out and have them film someone follow Fatrick 24/7. This person would mimic everything the sausage maker would say but ignore any direct conversation.