Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

What is the political dimension of SWATing Fatrick

Enforcing Slim Crow laws


....ok sorry that was an embarrasing stretch.....just like fatrick's shirts

 

[RollingRock2]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON
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Man who sells no books did not receive useful advice on how to write books people will buy

 

[deadtofaunus]

Attorney/Client privilege is just to prevent the government forcing a lawyer to talk about a client: and to keep the lawyer quiet. The client can blabber all they want - they shouldn’t, but there’s no penalty legally (besides blowing up their case or admitting other crimes).

Attorney-client privilege is indeed a client's right and an attorney's obligation to preserve confidentiality in communications between a lawyer and their client, so as to allow for frank discussion of the client's case. If a client believed that information they provided to their own attorney could be disclosed and potentially used against them, they would be less inclined to talk, which would make the lawyer's job quite difficult.

It is not however limited to government interactions and there is in fact a significant consequence if a client were to voluntarily disclose the contents of a privileged conversation. It could be deemed a waiver of the client's privilege, thus potentially exposing the communications to scrutiny.

 

[Associate Rick]

Patrick dreams of becoming an icon against police misconduct but in his case "I can't breathe" is caused by sleep apnea (He's fat).

He hopes that one day instead of raising a closed fist all blm protesters will point to their temples in solidarity with Rick and his historic fight against the corrupt MPD.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

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Does fats even rise to an eight grade level, or fifth?

 

[Alabama Gamer]

I just had a hilarious mental image of some radicalized OnA forum members (or Onanists, for short) kidnapping Patrick once they located an unmarked van capable of transporting his incredible fatness, and filming a hostage video in which he is forced to admit that Norm Macdonald is funny. Sort of like that one SVU episode.

 

[Maude Snew]

....ok sorry that was an embarrasing stretch.....just like fatrick's shirts

Look, he can't be picky, he doesn't have enough money to buy cloth to cover his entire body, he has to repurpose and cover himself with the discarded garments of those he grinds into pepperoni. Lucky for him the urban youths wear fairly similar, muted colors so it sort of all fits together, unlike Teddy Fresh that is made from the colorful clothing scavenged from murdered Palestinian children.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

"Haven't gained a pound in many years, stalker. Enjoy prison."

Possible Tomlinson Technicalities:

a) Pat has abandoned the imperial system. He hasn't gained a pound, but HAS gained about 45 kilos.

b) He hasn't worked in many years and the half-hovel is solely maintained by his mother in law. Technically, he hasn't gained a pound (just lost about £ 200,000).

c) The reason he hasn't gained a pound is because he suffered some gruesome accident we don't know about, and lost his lower torso. So although Lieutenant Dan got super fat, his total mass is the same.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

c) The reason he hasn't gained a pound is because he suffered some gruesome accident we don't know about, and lost his lower torso. So although Luitenant Dan got super fat, his total mass is the same.

#PrayForPiggy
AMEN

 

[FinnSven]

Possible Tomlinson Technicalities:

a) Pat has abandoned the imperial system. He hasn't gained a pound, but HAS gained about 45 kilos.

b) He hasn't worked in many years and the half-hovel is solely maintained by his mother in law. Technically, he hasn't gained a pound (just lost about £ 200,000).

c) The reason he hasn't gained a pound is because he suffered some gruesome accident we don't know about, and lost his lower torso. So although Luitenant Dan got super fat, his total mass is the same.

Or he somehow lost muscle and skeletal weight while replacing it with fat?

Perhaps his skeleton was absorbed by his body out of calcium deficiency, yet replaced by a network of adipose filled bladders?

Essentially he has a balloon skeleton, filled with lard.

 

[RussianParasite]

Lolcow of the Year usually just goes to someone who just had a scandal that month, hopefully this year he can break the pattern with the sheer girth of his retardation.

I whole-heartedly agree. Pat is the thinking man’s Lolcow. His X profile picture even shows that.

I hope they got their money up front.

I wonder if Lynn is funding this in a last-ditch effort to get back the money that Patrick wasted. He’s never going to have a successful book, and her retard daughter isn’t capable of holding down a job.

 

[Summer of George]

The real kicker will be if they settle out of court and the settlement isn't disclosed.

Yeah, that would suck. The pests will indirectly talk the number out of him or Jax, though. On a long enough timeline, Tubby always tells on himself.

 

[Judge Holden]

Alrighty, just had a cold shower to drive the lustful thoughts of fatrick chained naked to his half porch at the mercy of SERGEANT LYNDON LAWNGDICK EVANS out my mind, lets see what he has been xee...


oh....


oh my....


oh my stars....

Piggers he is oinking off the fucking chain today

EDIT: Yeah he is straight up hogwild tonight


Also the phrasing of this particular xeet feels....questionable

"I have NOCHILD threats, ties to pedophiles..."

DOUBLE EDIT: so uh.....he is straight up contradicting his list of irreparable losses and hardships in his hogsuit again

Oooh... and it appears this was already archived. https://archive.is/nVKIL

Whomever is keeping the hog-log for the fine city of Milwaukee's betterment I thank you

 

[Maude Snew]

Essentially he has a balloon skeleton, filled with lard.

Fun fact: those will disable a Russian main battle tank just as well as a javelin missile. Do have fun.

 

[Judge Holden]

If you make good on your endless threats to force a physical confrontation with me, Robert, the danger you pose to my physical safety will be immediately neutralized and you will be held immobilized

Knew I'd find endless use for this shoop of mine

 

[John Andrews Stan]

hogwild

What interview is Boomia referring to?

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

Just so everybody can enjoy his retardation in its entirety, here's the rest of the drawings he DMCA'ed:
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Pat, I still cant believe you are suing yet again. You're such a fat idiot...My Lord.
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I don't understand why Pat would want these drawings taken down. They make him look much slimmer, more well-groomed, and less sweaty than he actually is. They're extremely flattering, compared to the reality.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Alrighty, just had a cold shower to drive the lustful thoughts of fatrick chained naked to his half porch at the mercy of SERGEANT LYNDON LAWNGDICK EVANS out my mind, lets see what he has been xee...

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oh....

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oh my....

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oh my stars....

Piggers he is oinking off the fucking chain today

EDIT: Yeah he is straight up hogwild tonight
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Also the phrasing of this particular xeet feels....questionable



DOUBLE EDIT: so uh.....he is straight up contradicting his list of irreparable losses and hardships in his hogsuit again
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Oooh... and it appears this was already archived. https://archive.is/nVKIL

Whomever is keeping the hog-log for the fine city of Milwaukee's betterment I thank you

I wonder who the interview is with or if he’s just ribbing fatty. Also I love citizens arrest Pat. That faggot talks a big game for someone who had to have a police escort when in the presence of teddy bear Dan the man lol. He’s a waddling contradiction.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Of course he wasn't told that, his books look like they were written by a fifth grader already and his editor had dyslexia.

c) The reason he hasn't gained a pound is because he suffered some gruesome accident we don't know about, and lost his lower torso. So although Lieutenant Dan got super fat, his total mass is the same.

I almost feel bad that he lost a foot to diabetes

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

My goodness, Patrick is just unbelievable and unstoppable! This is why Patrick is the greatest lolcow. I'm going to commit genocide if he doesn't win the Julay's this year. Hopefully the trial will be near the end of the year.

Let us look at the exact moment a new Patposter is born, and this one has 38000 twitter followers. Our user is expressing curiosity about the stealthygeek phenomenon.

A few moments later.....

EDIT: Yeah he is straight up hogwild tonight

I don't face incarnation for any reason. Is this a typo, or is he considering himself to be a God now?