DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Remember, he did nothing wrong. It's YOU. Yes, YOU. YOU are the ones who are wrong about Phil's streams.

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The fact you aren't doing anything about it is the issue, Phil. There is a nice balance to a problem like this. It's not either this or that. It's not do every side quest or only do story.

God he's a fag.
 
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SomethingFishi said:
This may be considered MaTI but I don't care. I've worked 40 hours of hard labor a week since I was 17 years old, and hearing this fat faggot claim that streaming is soooo hard and his life is soooo tough pisses me off. He would have quit day one at most of the jobs I've worked but complains about the easiest and most fun job I can imagine. Fuck Phil.
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I feel ya man, I am a nurse currently work like 60 hours whilst doing my master's to specialize, dealing with emigration etc, and whilst Phil is funny as fuck sometimes I legit have to step back. He does not realize how much ire he truly gets because he is such an entitled prick who has never worked hard. Fuck I remember getting my nursing degree whilst doing part-time too and the time I had free was seldom and I would just spend it with my dog because she is a good girl. The American work machine enough is brutal then you have this cunt say about being busy. He has this incredible ability to make people shrink their world to only him but remember you do it for your betterment and family etc, fuck this narc loser because he has never helped anyone a day in his life. He has no friends and is trapped in a loveless marriage because she can call for divorce. He is a prisoner to his viewers. In the end, you are crafting your fate whilst this guy is chained to his.

It is why people like Peace don't bother me when Phil says he should kill himself because honestly, nothing would change.

I just view it as a mentally ill untreated narcissist screaming in a room for money.
 
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Since people are getting into their personal life, it also really fucking bothers me how Phil takes his situation for granted.

Personally speaking, I’ve been a full time content creator and video game streamer for the better part of 15 years now, working full time with almost none to spare to see my wife and family. I just barely break $100k a year, so needless to say money is pretty tight. The online trolling I face is relentless, as there is a group of obsessed stalkers that follow my every move and ruin every opportunity I might have. I’ve lost all my friends over bullshit that wasn’t even my fault, and I’m pretty sure my wife hates me, so seeing Phil gloat about his loving marriage and positive non-friend-style social interactions he has with chat is almost too much to take. I also suffer from a form of addiction, so seeing Phil flaunt his ability to conquer his alcoholism is really something else.

Unlike Phil, however, I’m gonna turn my situation around very soon. I just recently spoke with my mom about what I can do to dig myself out of this hole, and I’m honestly pretty optimistic about the plan we put in place. Phil couldn’t power-walk to the mailbox in my shoes, it really makes me sick.
 
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Balr0g said:

Just saw this and I am shaking my head. How can he make getting a new Pc to "upgrade" his streams sound so ardous? I mean what does he even need? Streamlabs, Software for the capture card and...what excactly? All the software programs could be downloaded separately, Streamlabs even stores your settings in the Cloud. Hooking up the capture device should be easy with today's hardware, might need a few tweaks he can easily do offline. And even if his Mic is old it should work. His webcam is relatively new so no problem there as well. But noooo he wants to be hoovehold even for setting up his OWN DAMN BUSINESS GEAR. Fuck me. I am an absolute amateuer and even I can get a new PC running for streaming in one or two hours at most (then again I am a PC gamer and streamer so what the fuck do I know right?)

Yeah I know getting the right parts is a thing but that's what the internet is for. Look for "Pc that can stream X" or something and voila
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He doesn't want anything to cut into his personal spending money
 
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CaptainDeTractor said:
I honestly have to like step back and take stock of this shit myself. I work a full time 40 (I know many people work more) in state government for corrections and I’m a grad student chasing a Master’s in my off time when I’m not at the gym. I’m not the top of the heap but I’m trying to improve my situation by building up to something and find something I enjoy doing.

Yet I come on here and see this fat faggot talk about how tough his life is playing video games and dress his audience down for not giving him
enough money. You know, because he spends most of the day in his “office” working so hard.

I dunno what everyone on here does when we’re not laughing at the faggot, and I’m not asking anyone to reveal their power level. But I’m pretty sure that the shits that anyone on this board takes are more meaningful and robust than his “content”. I may be MATI too, but it’s past the point of laughing for me. I mean I still do, and I’m not encouraging or promoting any gayops; I just think whatever bad shit happens to him is justified because he’s a shitty excuse for a person, and that isn’t even talking about his talent for streaming, which is zilch. No support or interaction? Couldn’t be me; must be the bad game.
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Feels fren.

The perfect Phil kahntent is when the funny is balanced with an endless stream of bad shit that reminds Phil of his rightful place in the pecking order of life.

And as for getting MATI, let’s just look at the whole picture.

*Phil has zero friends.

*Zero human interaction aside from straight up dents and ironic fans.

*He’s married to a fat cow who avoids spending time with him and wouldn’t shed a tear if he croaked.

*Phil is so incompetent he needs to be handheld through the most basic tasks.

*Has spend over 200.000$ on JPEGs. Goes to sleep every night knowing that if he doesn’t make 100$ MINIMUM on his streams the next day, the financial card of house he has constructed will collapse.

*Is widely loathed. Can’t play any multiplayer games without people trying to fuck with him. Is so hated that wagecucks at utilities don’t think twice about potentially losing their job just to inconvenience or hurt him.

Now tell me again how your life compares with Phil?
 
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Balr0g said:

Just saw this and I am shaking my head. How can he make getting a new Pc to "upgrade" his streams sound so ardous? I mean what does he even need? Streamlabs, Software for the capture card and...what excactly? All the software programs could be downloaded separately, Streamlabs even stores your settings in the Cloud. Hooking up the capture device should be easy with today's hardware, might need a few tweaks he can easily do offline. And even if his Mic is old it should work. His webcam is relatively new so no problem there as well. But noooo he wants to be hoovehold even for setting up his OWN DAMN BUSINESS GEAR. Fuck me. I am an absolute amateuer and even I can get a new PC running for streaming in one or two hours at most (then again I am a PC gamer and streamer so what the fuck do I know right?)

Yeah I know getting the right parts is a thing but that's what the internet is for. Look for "Pc that can stream X" or something and voila
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You can literally build a very decent PC for streaming for like 500-600 bucks, he play all his games on console so he doesnt have to worry about it, but thats not the thing he want, he want someone to buy the pc, go to his house, build it, setting everything up and leave it in a way that a monkey with a aneurism could operate it and the only payment will be a grateful shoutout on a stream for being a great fan

Also he still has the naive belief that he need a big box pc after someone gave him a BEELINK iirc, you can buy a complete already build plug and play streaming PC for 600 bucks, or less now that the new mobile chipsets were released and the olds 7XXX are going into discount to clear stock
 
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Don't bullshit us brother said:
He can't understand whats special about a warhammer army since "you can just buy it". His full consumer brain. "there is nothing special about it cause you can just buy them".
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But when you buy them they're unpainted and unassembled. You can buy prepainted but you might struggle trying to find everything painted that you want in your army
 
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I never seen someone that try to cope more than Phil. He think Tihydp was people that criticized "That he is unprofessional, irreverent Jerk". To this day he cannot cope with the fact that he is simple bad at games and kind "slow" in general. and in his forties. all he has to show is a hundred thousand of videos of him playing games, a obese and distant wife and a cat.
 
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That Warhammer section was amazing; this guy does not realize that being a good Warhammer player takes a shit ton of game knowledge but the painting side is completely different because that shit is pure talent and practice. A lot of the great painters are amazingly resourceful too to enhancing their work and they experiment a lot. I dabble in Warhammer but it's quite time-consuming, it's fun
 
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