Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I did some very rough math, with conservative estimates, and I think between his $4500/week from Stake, his affiliate and daily reloads, Kick subs, juicers, and the new Kick hourly wage, Austin is on track to have $400,000-$500,000 in income this year, all raw money no fake money fr fr. Now, how much money will he actually have at the end of the year? I think we know.

This all assumes his Stake deal remains the same and doesn't either increase or go away due to his actions, that his juicers and subs stay the same, his hourly wages remain the same etc etc. Given that he's on the grow I can see his income increasing to $600k+ for the whole year as long as he doesn't fuck it up or die from an OD or something. Still very interesting that a man who lives with his parents, smokes crack and gambles all day possibly makes 10x more than the average American.

Just more proof that money can't buy you happiness. Especially if you immediately lose every last dollar you have.

You can't win if you don't bet. DUUUUUUUH!

*smacks lips while rubbing head and drawing tongue along his teeth* Scared money don't make money

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

Here is why I am posting this here




I think he kind of looks like Austin ? What do you think ?

also about Austin's income, he gets his money from Stake. He has to gamble in ordered to keep getting it he doesn't get it. Meaning he is going to lose all the money he gets

 

[Biker]

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I think he kind of looks like Austin ? What do you think ?

also about Austin's income, he gets his money from Stake. He has to gamble in ordered to keep getting it he doesn't get it. Meaning he is going to lose all the money he gets

nigga you are faceblind, get tested for autism.

 

[internet friend]

I think he kind of looks like Austin ?

Maybe if you squint your brain

 

[latinlover]

These vod channels really are the scum of the earth, I just had one recommended to me. Who the fuck can even stand watching them with the autistic royalty free EDM that is volumewise about 10x the Bossman's voice? The lengths these subhumans go just so they can monetize their dogshit 1k sub channel, lmfao

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

Been messing with Suno AI (KF thread) a little bit to see what it could come up with when presented with snippets of Bossman lore. Needless to say the results were spectacular.

 

[Major]

Oh, Austin got a new door

 

[FeltPaddle]

I actually liked his old mic better. It would cutout when he yelled too loud. It was almost like an automated feature to protect viewers ears rather than a faulty mic

 

[Justtocheck]

I actually liked his old mic better. It would cutout when he yelled too loud. It was almost like an automated feature to protect viewers ears rather than a faulty mic

But with this, you will be able to hear the other side of the phone for future drug deal trades from now on. Isn't it a reasonable trade-off?

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

You know, someone with his address and $50 to burn should just send him one so he can stop begging for them every stream.

Ship it with some oranges so he can roll the peels into blunts afterwards.

 

[draggs]

But with this, you will be able to hear the other side of the phone for future drug deal trades from now on. Isn't it a reasonable trade-off?

Those two clips here

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/page-632#post-17848584

are 100% drug calls. If you've ever bought drugs frequently, or sold them, you know what a drug call sounds like. That's what a drug call sounds like

 

[Justtocheck]

Those two clips here

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/page-632#post-17848584

are 100% drug calls. If you've ever bought drugs frequently, or sold them, you know what a drug call sounds like. That's what a drug call sounds like

Exactly, imagine the future. There's no way BMJ realizes we can hear the other phone. It's gonna be great.

 

[break these cuffs]

Oh, Austin got a new door

He got a new hole cover. Ratdad is putting it up this week, righ... right Door Dudes?

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Spoiler: Gamble of Fate

I wish this shit was 40 seconds longer

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Those two clips here

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/page-632#post-17848584

are 100% drug calls. If you've ever bought drugs frequently, or sold them, you know what a drug call sounds like. That's what a drug call sounds like

I have never done an illegal drug in my entire life and even I know those are obviously drug calls.

 

[Kees H]

Austin didn't stream for close to 24 hours, he was in a crack coma apparently. His return stream was 5 minutes and 38 seconds long, minus the intro 3 mins 8 seconds.. Here's the entire stream, minus the intro, starting balance 250 USD, felt in under 3 mins . This nigger knows how to turbofelt himself. He was up to 1k at a certain point in this gamba sesh, playing Keno.

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Fresh Meat]

Austin didn't stream for close to 24 hours, he was in a crack coma apparently. His return stream was 5 minutes and 38 seconds long, minus the intro 3 mins 8 seconds.. Here's the entire stream, minus the intro, starting balance 250 USD, felt in under 3 mins . This nigger knows how to turbofelt himself. He was up to 1k at a certain point in this gamba sesh, playing Keno.

He clicked that "End Stream" button instantly. That was fast.

 

[Blackstar]

He clicked that "End Stream" button instantly. That was fast.

It might unironically be muscle memory for him

 

[Vulkan]

Austin didn't stream for close to 24 hours, he was in a crack coma apparently. His return stream was 5 minutes and 38 seconds long, minus the intro 3 mins 8 seconds.. Here's the entire stream, minus the intro, starting balance 250 USD, felt in under 3 mins . This nigger knows how to turbofelt himself. He was up to 1k at a certain point in this gamba sesh, playing Keno.

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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It might unironically be muscle memory for him

Even faster then Wings ragequitting CoD

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

His return stream was 5 minutes and 38 seconds long

He was up to 1k at a certain point in this gamba sesh, playing Keno.

sure he lost a thouski, but dont forget what he gained via the partner program
because Bossman also earnt 2 dollars and 50 cents from that 5 minute stream