Catler Drama Summarized

[Seedling]

kiwi farms got its own version of the sopranos, but with furries and autism

And instead of cocaine they trafick cum in private DMs

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

It’s my blood pressure medication, I’m not normally like this…

the coom pressure medication

 

[JethroTullamore]

the coom pressure medication

I swear I can get a note bro.

 

[Seedling]

We're just like reddit now! Maybe Josh can get an IPO, too.

Null not banning anyone from this must count for some DEI points on the blackrock list.
Unfortunately the farm points are in the negatives so it won't change much

 

[Rozzy]

It’s my blood pressure medication, I’m not normally like this…

Whatever medication you're on I want some too.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Null not banning anyone from this must count for some DEI points on the blackrock list.

Just wait until Josh becomes aware of our secret Jewish cabal private chat, where we Elders of Zion send pics to each other of sacrificing kiwi plushes to statues of Moloch. Once that comes out, Blackrock will be begging to invest in the farms.

 

[SanicBlackMagic]

It’s my blood pressure medication, I’m not normally like this…

BRO! Same. This one time, at band camp I took what looked like an aspirin and wound up getting my asshole blown out by every flute player in the state. People need to know, meds can totally make you go full homo in 10 seconds flat. FRFR, no cap.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Just wait until Josh becomes aware of our secret Jewish cabal private chat, where we Elders of Zion send pics to each other of sacrificing kiwi plushes to statues of Moloch. Once that comes out, Blackrock will be begging to invest in the farms.

is that the group chat that is ruining cheese quality?

 

[Murry Loon]

this track is about another website from a simpler time but it's also a nice soundtrack to this thread (emphasis on sticky!), enjoy!

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

is that the group chat that is ruining cheese quality?

All pro-American cheese discourse on the site is organized through that chat. We call it "Operation Maccabee" in honor of Kraft mac and cheese.

 

[Rozzy]

And instead of cocaine they trafick cum in private DMs

They took my cum jar because they thought it was cottage cheese.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I don't fucking know anymore. I'm confused and should definitely talk to somebody about my feelings. But I'd say no, just to err on the side of caution.

I've been struggling with an addiction to drawn bestiality porn for quite some time now. Although, I've been successfully detoxing on the heinous material.
Fellow Kiwis have been giving me shite about it (rightfully) for the past few weeks. Lambasting me with names such as "Dogfucker".

 

[Rancid Goatfucker]

They took my cum jar because they thought it was cottage cheese.

Please, please kill yourself. No human being alive needs to read this.

 

[derpherp2]

Whatever medication you're on I want some too.

You furries really are horrible at stealth.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

lol do you have a child?

 

[Billy_Sama!]

Being a furry automatically makes you a lolcow.

 

[Absurdity]

Okay Page 41, our work is done.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

You furries really are horrible at stealth.

Furries don't like to be stealthy. They get off on other people seeing them do their shit. That's why furcons are so blatantly degenerate, like that one big one that had diapers, poop, and other shit everywhere. Part of the fetish is shocking other people with what they're doing, which is why Catler didn't really even try to hide it. He kind of wanted the attention, and now he's gotten it--more than he bargained for. I think the furries here are probably getting off a bit reading the reactions to the conversations being shared. Furries love being seen.

 

[Rozzy]

It’s my blood pressure medication, I’m not normally like this…

Didn't you read the warning?

 

[Exister]

Mods need to at least hand out some pink triangles with how the DM people are acting in this thread. Or ban them for gay erp in public threads