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I think this is my favorite part, timestamped at 3:15


Even in the throes of misery crying about the consequences of his own actions Lucas manages to be the biggest most pompous asshole on the internet. Just patting himself on his fake farting ass as hard as possible. Truly a master at whatever craft that is.
 
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He's saying he's done livestreaming, but given his track record with quitting Twitter, I think it's more than reasonable we all have our doubts. I can totally see him coming back to livestreaming and then trying to frame it as a big surprise comeback to get his audience excited rather than being incapable of logging off.
 
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Neko GF said:
I can't do this anymore
(03/03/2024)

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TL;DW- Lucas spends 8 minutes sad-posting about how shit his life is, how he's tried to 41% himself, and how he can't handle livestreaming anymore.
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I wonder how that whole #dropkiwifarms thing is going...
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
He's saying he's done livestreaming, but given his track record with quitting Twitter, I think it's more than reasonable we all have our doubts. I can totally see him coming back to livestreaming and then trying to frame it as a big surprise comeback to get his audience excited rather than being incapable of logging off.
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keffals already tried rebranding to a content mill in january. quite twitter like 3 times in february. reverted back to the exact same piece of trash terrorist that they always were by march. quits again in a different way. just fucking flailing to get any person to hit like or heart on any post they make to toss anything into their void of a personality. empty soul, empty thoughts, no charisma. the tranny terrorism arc is becoming, very apparently, disgusting to everyone with a single brain cell. it's fucking over.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
"I've always hated being inauthentic, I've always hated hiding who I am".

Lucas...

Buddy...

Come on now.
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THAT DICK AIN'T COMING BACK ON!
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Neko GF said:
I can't do this anymore
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TL;DW- Lucas spends 8 minutes sad-posting about how shit his life is, how he's tried to 41% himself, and how he can't handle livestreaming anymore.
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I think Keffals would have a good Scared Awake video if this harrowing tale went into more detail. Totally not a goading to get more juicy deets, BTW.
Hillary Clinton's Ass said:
Place your bets on when he returns back to streaming.

I say in two weeks, whenever the next online controversy or shitshow happens.
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I give it 6 days.
 
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Neko GF said:
I can't do this anymore
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TL;DW- Lucas spends 8 minutes sad-posting about how shit his life is, how he's tried to 41% himself, and how he can't handle livestreaming anymore.
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He cant even manage a "heartfelt" speech without constantly AGP smirking about his imaginary victimhood.

EDIT: The only psychologist he needs to see is Mr Smith and Wesson. The first and last session is free!
 
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Neko GF said:
Lucas spends 8 minutes sad-posting about how shit his life is, how he's tried to 41% himself, and how he can't handle livestreaming anymore.
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And all of this just from the pressure of Mutah saying he'll make a video on him.
He hasn't even done anything and Lucas is already trying to kill himself.
Mutah wins by doing absolutely nothing i guess
 
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