Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[i440BX]

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Eat shit Sweet Baby Inc.

For this occasion, I present this song:

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

 

[Cheeseknife]

A person who claims to work for SBI made a post about 30 minutes ago that is blowing up. They're using all the typical refrains (i.e., "you people are probably white, probably nazis, governed by the patriarcy, etc.")

This would actually be fine. If she left it there, she actually makes a good point: they were, indeed, solicited for their services. Ultimately, the company who solicited them should be blamed for making such a stupid decision in the first place. There's a lot of condescension here too. But here's where it takes a huge nose-dive:

Here are some highlights:

Yup, 40k members and not a single one of them is a POC. She knows this because she has psychic powers!

Unconscious patriarchal nazis!

Unconscious patriarchal smelly white homosexual nazis nerds!

A minority? Doesn't that give people the right to cite the whole prejudice plus power thing?

This whole thing really clashes with her insistence that SBI is a capitalist company doing what it needs to do for a profit. If this was true, why are they blatantly choosing to ignore this alleged market research?

Lol. Lmao, even!

EDIT:

Well, that didn't take long.

 

[Thiletonomics]

A person who claims to work for SBI made a post about 30 minutes ago that is blowing up. They're using all the typical refrains (i.e., "you people are probably white, probably nazis, governed by the patriarcy, etc.")

I'm surprised at the lack of Trump mentions in that "rant", given that this who I presume Canadian, and Canadians in general, as well as Justin Trudeau and their other leadership, love to label Trump as the Boogeyman.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

You see this in a lot of media where a villain (as an example) is called a "villain" or "evil" despite the story's narrative doing nothing to support it.

or they will spoonfeed the audience in great detail the origin story of their entire characterization

Take a look at the live action Cruel movie from Disney for example

• They spoonfeed where she got the name from
• They spoonfeed why her hair is the two tone color
• They spoonfeed why she dressed the way she dresses
• They spoonfeed why she hates dalmations

All to pretty much paint the picture of "not bad, just misunderstood". The original character from 101 Dalmations dripped character and personality effortlessly and didn't need a fucking novel of scenes explaining who she is and what she does. It's like they think audiences need a character's life story in order for them to go 'WOW, THAT'S RELATEABLE!!!"

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Why do they always say "humans"? Is it a tranny/faggot thing not to say "people"? Why do they insist on talking like space aliens?

 

[Xebi]

Is there a list of Sweet Baby Employees?
I am thinking of archiving all their tweets.

I''ve been archiving most of the tweets around here. As well as a little effort to archive other evidence.

[*]Members and former members of SBi
Senior Writer + Designer - Will Herring
Writer, Production - Tristan Tartwater
Co-founder, CEO - Kim Belair
Writer, Narrative Designer - Camerin Wild
Writer and Narrative Designer - Louisa Atto
Studio Manager - Jake Kent
Writer - Sean Hennegan
Game Worldbuilding, Game World Logic, Game Economy - Brenna Byrd
Writer - Chris Kindred
Project Coordinator - Amber-Leigh Blake
Project Coordinator - Leah Yoes
Narrative Designer / Writer - Pelo Tsavoussis
Producer - Maria Vienna
Producer - Eve Juneau
Staff Writer II & Narrative Designer - James Wright
Co-Founder - Ariadne MacGillivray
Co-Founder, Chief Operating Officer and Director - David Bédard

It probably shouldn't be too hard to find their twitter accounts, these narcissists love to gloat

If I forgot anything, do let me know.

I'm surprised at the lack of Trump mentions in that "rant", given that this who I presume Canadian, and Canadians in general, as well as Justin Trudeau and their other leadership, love to label Trump as the Boogeyman.

There seem to be some glowies running around saying how much they love Trump on private profiles.

 

[Becomemysoulreaver12]

It may be a bit harsh, but I think everyone from this company, especially the ones active online doing all the damage control should kill themselves

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

For this occasion, I present this song:

Follow by an accurate It'sAGundam rant.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Why do they insist on talking like space aliens?

To be fair, they DO live in a reality seperate from us, so in a way they are alien.

 

[HahaYes]

Why do they always say "humans"?

Maybe it's a default after they non stop blogged about being an otherkin on tumblr for years, you can nearly guarantee at least half the SB employees did that at some point in their life.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Why do they always say "humans"? Is it a tranny/faggot thing not to say "people"? Why do they insist on talking like space aliens?

Coding. Saying "you people" has become seen as derogatory, as if it's meant to be said with a Sneer (i.e. "These British people"). They believe saying "humans" will show they mean no harm, regardless of how harmful or vile their comments are.

 

[Xebi]

Why do they always say "humans"? Is it a tranny/faggot thing not to say "people"? Why do they insist on talking like space aliens?

Putting on some tinfoil hat stuff, wonder if it could be linked to all those supposed alien reports around January

Damn illegal Aliens.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I love their; "It isn't 1999 anymore. White males aren't the target demographic anymore." Never mind the fact that many gamers aren't from North America or Europe. Most gamers are from South America, Asia and the Middle East and they really, really fucking hate this shit. These gamers are from patriarchal cultures who love their manly men and sexy women. These writers from Sweet Baby Inc. only look at things from a Western lens. Nobody from these non Western nations want to hear some entitled niggress and white soyboy go off about the evils of toxic masculinity and white people. That is not their problem and they are tired of hearing about it.

 

[GetToTheChoppa]

I love their; "It isn't 1999 anymore. White males aren't the target demographic anymore." Never mind the fact that many gamers aren't from North America or Europe. Most gamers are from South America, Asia and the Middle East and they really, really fucking hate this shit. These gamers are from patriarchal cultures who love their manly men and sexy women. These writers from Sweet Baby Inc. only look at things from a Western lens. Nobody from these non Western nations want to hear some entitled niggress and white soyboy go off about the evils of toxic masculinity and white people. That is not their problem and they are tired of hearing about it.

Nail, meet head, couldn't agree more.

The ones spearheading this campaign aren't even the white males they keep on harping about, and for many of them this perversion sticks out like a sore thumb even more because it's diametrically opposed to their way of life.

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

Maybe if the target audience for these studios was white men, then they wouldn't continue to dump hundreds of millions into products that end up getting one week of notice before falling into obscurity while the CEOs state in financial reports that they "did not meet sales expectations."

Do women and non-whites play video games? Sure they do. Do most of them play video games or play games at the same rate as white men? No. So trying to appeal to them isn't tapping into some vast "potential market." It's struggling to pull 10-15% of an already smaller demographic that likely already has specific tastes and choices in what games they play and won't immediately buy whatever you're selling because you put a black woman as the protagonist.

The primary demographic purchasing video games in North America and Europe was and is white men ages 10-25. This is a fundamental truth that cannot be changed, no matter how many surveys you run or how much people scream and cry on Twitter.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Maybe if the target audience for these studios was white men, then they wouldn't continue to dump hundreds of millions into products that end up getting one week of notice before falling into obscurity while the CEOs state in financial reports that they "did not meet sales expectations."

You're right, but don't forget that a lot of these people are true believers.

It's ingrained in our collective understanding of the world that corporations want to make money and that's true to a degree, but there are now large, powerful ideological forces within these companies that would be perfectly happy to scuttle the ship if it means owning the chuds.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I mean the guy who wrote fallout 4 shitty story turned out to be quite the faggot and He, of course, worked for starfield.

As true as his Twitter diatribe might be, none of that is my problem as the consumer.

Those kinds of "we worked hard, no one sets out to make a bad game." style rants are purely a self serving way of deflecting criticism. To prove it, just ask them their opinion on Dragons Crown, or GTA5, or Cuphead, or Doom Eternal, or Palworld, or any of the many other games the left has tried to cancel over the last 15 years, and watch them immediately backpedal and claim that some games shouldn't exist.

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The meme should have pictures of people like Sid Mier, Kojima, and John Carmack on the left.

For an extra joke, David Jaffe and Cliffy B should be in both columns. Their young nerd edgelord selves on one side and their washed up old man soy faces on the other.

 

[Wisseau]

It's strangely vindicating to see the 100K followers. To think that the SBI curator page probably would have lost traction early and remained in obscurity if it wasn't for the big company noticing and whining about it everywhere. Guess nobody learns about the Streisand effect anymore.

Spoiler: Memes

 

[SpaceAce]

So I got pretty drunk off whiskey tonight and ended up reading this whole thread, forgive me for intruding. There are a lot of good points and admittedly I hadn't heard of this company or their kinds of services before so this was a pretty interesting peek behind the curtain.

The only outlier I saw on the list was this:

I wonder what did they do on Battle Shapers, for what I previously saw it's a solid roguelike with no anvilicious content.

From the Sweet Baby Inc. LinkedIn page.

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I may just be retarded, which is fair, and have the attention span of a 6 year old who just ate ten chocolate bars but this game doesn't even have a story? not as far as I can tell at least. What the fuck did they do on this game? It's just titty robot shoot other robots, yeah? I played through some of the early access and unless I ADHD'd through it didn't notice any "fuck you, white boy" rants.
I could be wrong though, I am a few updates behind.