"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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The Mad At The Internet Theme as uplifting country music. (Gets cutoff at the "haven't lost a lawsuit" part for some reason)

I feel like it can't decide if it wants to be a country song, or an IRA folk song. It's definitely a weird accent the AI decided to choose, still good though.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I feel like it can't decide if it wants to be a country song, or an IRA folk song. It's definitely a weird accent the AI decided to choose, still good though.

Some genres work out much better than others. I've noticed that heavy metal and disco tend to produce results that sound a lot more real. I also can't get it to give me a proper ska song as it gets confused with reggae.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Some genres work out much better than others. I've noticed that heavy metal and disco tend to produce results that sound a lot more real. I also can't get it to give me a proper ska song as it gets confused with reggae.

The country song I posted on the previous page turned out pretty good I feel like. I think keeping the variables simple too, like how many subjects and characters are in it, and how recognizable they are to the AI, really matters as well. I can't wait to see how much this program improves with time, it's already really fun to screw around with.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

And Josh says America doesnt have cheese.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

I made a new Tzoach song using Suno AI that was edited together from multiple generations that were all based off an inital one that turned out well. It's also the first song I attempted in another language. Hope you like it.
Τζόαχ Φεγγάρης (Tzoach Fengaris)

Spoiler: Lyrics in Greek

[Verse]
Ένας προγραμματιστής απ' το Σέρβια, Κοζάνη.
Ψάχνει στην άκρη του κόσμου μια άσπρη κορίτσι.
Ο Τζόαχ Φεγγάρης, είναι τρελό στο διαδίκτυο.
Αρέσει η πίτσα, με σάλτσα λευκή.
Και δεν του αρέσουν απολύτως οι Τούρκοι.
Είναι λίγο χοντρός, αλλά ξέρεις τι έχουν πει...

[Chorus]
Μεγάλο στο μάτι, μεγάλο στο κρεβάτι,
Ο Τζόαχ είναι χονδρό καρφί.
Μεγάλο στο μάτι, μεγάλο στο κρεβάτι,
Ο Τζόαχ πάντα κερδίζει.
Μεγάλο στο μάτι, μεγάλο στο κρεβάτι,
Όλοι οι τρανς είναι μάτσο πουστή.
Μεγάλο στο μάτι, μεγάλο στο κρεβάτι,
Τζόαχ είναι φίλος με κάθε Ισραηλίτη

Spoiler: Lyrics Translated in English

[Verse]
A programmer from Servia, Kozani.
He is looking for a white girl at the end of the world.
Tzoach Fengaris, he's mad at the internet.
He likes pizza, with white sauce.
And he doesn't like Turks at all.
He's a little chubby, but you know what they've said...

[Chorus]
Big in the eye, big in the bed,
Tzoach is a massive stud.
Big in the eye, big in the bed,
Tzoach always wins.
Big in the eye, big in the bed,
All troons are a bunch of pussies.
Big in the eye, big in the bed,
Tzoach is a friend to all Israelis

@Musashi's Son, there's a 1:20 limit to songs, that's why it gets cut off. This song I made uses the "Continue From This Song" option to take the intial generation and expand it, and then I took the best expansions and takes and edited them together.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Why on earth would you age cheddar? You're supposed to age real cheese

 

[Drama Fan]

https://www.the-sun.com/news/10554694/neighbours-10ft-dinosaur-makes-kids-cry-eyesore/

TLDR: British person has large T-Rex statue because his son likes dinosaurs and it's cool as fuck. Neighbors are unfortunately British, so they sneed and cry to the press (because he's way cooler than them). Great example about how the British are crabs in the bucket when it comes to individuality and will cry to their fucking local jannies (council) about literally anyone doing anything they personally dislike.

Residents are rallying to demand that the council topple the T-Rex model which was put up by Ben Maddocks, 50, outside his gaff in Knowle West, Bristol.

“Why on earth can’t he plant a bed of daffs (daffodils) in his front garden, like anyone else would?" one neighbour asked.

“Even a few garden gnomes would look better.

“I mean, let’s be honest, it’s not really appropriate for a garden in Bristol.”

A second local claimed the creature has terrified children walking past Ben's home and believes it should be taken down.

They said: “The dinosaur is bad enough, but the massive, bright blue shipping container it is standing on, which more than doubles its height, is an absolute eyesore.

“It casts a shadow over the street. I’ve seen little kids walk by in tears because they’ve been scared by it. Its teeth alone are almost a foot long.

“The council should make him move the container and the dinosaur. If it was a fence, it would be two metres max, or he’d be forced to remove it."

The anglo fears any originality. rdrama discusses (pretty much all pro-dino)
the brainlet fears the dinochad

 

[Claude Sigma]

https://www.the-sun.com/news/10554694/neighbours-10ft-dinosaur-makes-kids-cry-eyesore/

TLDR: British person has large T-Rex statue because his son likes dinosaurs and it's cool as fuck. Neighbors are unfortunately British, so they sneed and cry to the press (because he's way cooler than them). Great example about how the British are crabs in the bucket when it comes to individuality and will cry to their fucking local jannies (council) about literally anyone doing anything they personally dislike.
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The anglo fears any originality. rdrama discusses (pretty much all pro-dino)

Look at this unfit and fat retard, whining to some journo about a statue because he wants everyone to be as mediocre as him. I bet he's the daft cunt that called the press once the local cops and the council didn't satisfy his demands. He'd deserve to get elbowed in the jaw.
Frank looks disgusting -- nipples protruding -- in his grey shirt before The Sun. Very very disrespectful.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

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Look at this unfit and fat retard, whining to some journo about a statue because he wants everyone to be as mediocre as him. I bet he's the daft cunt that called the press once the local cops and the council didn't satisfy his demands. He'd deserve to get elbowed in the jaw.
Frank looks disgusting -- nipples protruding -- in his grey shirt before The Sun. Very very disrespectful.

I was going to make a joke about how British people can't even enjoy statues, and then I remembered that the Robert E. Lee statue in Charlottesville was melted down not too long ago. People fucking suck, and this guy is a cunt.

 

[Null]

bros i am so happy rn

 

[Joe Swanson]

You gotta cover the catler situation on the next MATI

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Alright everybody, I have experimented with AI by using Suno AI with RVC AI. I took the Tzoach song I made in Suno and ran it through RVC after splitting it with UVR to have @Null sing it:

I think for a first attempt, aside from some small hiccups, it turned out very well. Let me know what you think.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

bros i am so happy rn

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Can we expect a Suno appreciation segment Tuesday?

 

[Mango Cobra]

proper ska song as it gets confused with reggae.

They're both niggerbops right?

Why on earth would you age cheddar? You're supposed to age real cheese

Depends on the type. Is it "cheddar" "cheese" or actual cheese done in the cheddar style?

 

[ForTheHoard]

They're both niggerbops right?

I don't think a lot of black people listen to ska. I was under the impression that it was a suburban white thing.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Is posting this video ban worthy?

 

[Mango Cobra]

I don't think a lot of black people listen to ska. I was under the impression that it was a suburban white thing.

Ska is from Jamaica. Just because it isn't "Bix nood muh nigga fuck dem po-leece" doesn't mean it isn't a type of niggerbop.

 

[Haramburger]

Mad at the Internet for March 1st 2024 has been archived to YouTube:

If anyone got accidentally swept on Rumble then DM me your username and I'll get you unmuted rather than asking Josh to do it, as far as I can tell all the ones that are muted should be muted.

MEL GIBSON IS LIVE RIGHT NOW THE POLICE ARE ARRESTING JOE BIDEN AS WE SPEAK THE DEEP STATE IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES RIGHT NOW

 

[Local Fed]

MEL GIBSON IS LIVE RIGHT NOW THE POLICE ARE ARRESTING JOE BIDEN AS WE SPEAK THE DEEP STATE IS GOING DOWN IN FLAMES RIGHT NOW

>Black History Month ends
>patriots are back in control
The white man March(es) on.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Something funny, a dude used AI to create a fake Willy Wonka rip off experience.

Here's the Oompa Loompa that greets you.

Here's the evil chocolate maker who lives inside the walls and is the antagonist of the performance, this was a show intended for little children, not weird art hipsters.

The ginger that played Wonka speaks out.

The real problem was there was no ball pit.