DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
That Warhammer section was amazing; this guy does not realize that being a good Warhammer player takes a shit ton of game knowledge but the painting side is completely different because that shit is pure talent and practice. A lot of the great painters are amazingly resourceful too to enhancing their work and they experiment a lot. I dabble in Warhammer but it's quite time-consuming, it's fun
True, It might be obvious i have a stake here, but he totally just wrote off what collecting and play warhammer is like. Like his questions about how buying older stronger units just wins. He def doesnt even know that they painted all those things.
 
True, It might be obvious i have a stake here, but he totally just wrote off what collecting and play warhammer is like. Like his questions about how buying older stronger units just wins. He def doesnt even know that they painted all those things.
Because that takes work. Phil has said it before that he wants to "have fun", and that involves not working. Obviously, if you enjoy working at something (such as painting Warhammer figures), then it's not work, but a fun hobby. Phil doesn't see it like that. He wants the "press 'x' to win" without any risk or energy expended. It's pure fucking laziness, and how you can glean enjoyment from the equivalent of getting McDonald's every day is mind-boggling.
 
Makes sense, with how little he cooks vs getting DoorDash or going out, along with how much he bitches that games should have him win easier. Even in games where the challenge is a part of the game, like fighting games or BG3. He never wants to know more about the game or practice at all. It was a long time ago, back when he played ST on the switch he straight up said he doesnt need to practice fighting games hes already great at them
 
You can literally build a very decent PC for streaming for like 500-600 bucks, he play all his games on console so he doesnt have to worry about it, but thats not the thing he want, he want someone to buy the pc, go to his house, build it, setting everything up and leave it in a way that a monkey with a aneurism could operate it and the only payment will be a grateful shoutout on a stream for being a great fan
That rant really hit the trifecta of shitty traits that makes up Phil: Retarded, Immensely lazy and greedy.
Also he still has the naive belief that he need a big box pc after someone gave him a BEELINK iirc, you can buy a complete already build plug and play streaming PC for 600 bucks, or less now that the new mobile chipsets were released and the olds 7XXX are going into discount to clear stock
In all fairness, Phil isn’t just legit retarded (as in an IQ of 80-90. He just hides how stupid he is with bluster.) He’s also a peak consoomer. More expensive always = better, and there’s no way Phil’s very demanding streaming could be done on a PC that doesn’t cost 3000$.

He’s the kind of tard who doesn’t bring a spec sheet when he goes shopping for a computer that meets his needs, just a budget.

He can't understand whats special about a warhammer army since "you can just buy it". His full consumer brain. "there is nothing special about it cause you can just buy them".
Phil folds under any kind of challenge. “Have fun” for him means sitting and pressing buttons, without ever being challenged.

His ideal game is something like a shooter with infinite health or a P2W game like Champions.
 
So first off, people shouldn't be jealous of Phil. Sure, he got in on youtube early and is still making too much money than what he deserves, but overall, look at him. He's middle-aged. He's stupid. He's a shut-in loser that can't properly socialize with people. He's in a loveless marriage and has to lie to his audience that they're both happy in extremely in love (I loved the other day when he said Kat and him listen to an hour of jazz music before bed. The bitch was almost out like a light while she was playing Dentdonko island. She's long asleep by the time he gets done streaming). His audience is made up of mentally and physical literal retards. He had no prospects of getting new viewers since he's setup a walled garden around his content which chases off new viewers. He's got a gambling addiction he refuses to admit to. He pays way too much for a shitty duplex condo. And in a few years, he's gonna have to get an actual job.

These tip audits and complaining about "too many rpgs" lately is delicious. No, he's just fucking boring. He's dreadfully slow when it comes to actually doing anything ingame and his commentary is just him yelling at the game in anger or going "Bam! Boom!" when landing hits. I know Doody's been showing Phil's earning lately and from 22 to 23 he fell around 20% in revenue, and now he's down another 20% from this time last year. He's been chasing off a lot of his paypigs lately. His ODD lately has been absolutely nuts. "I don't like coop games like Helldivers and suicide squad sucks, so I'm not going to play those!" Doesn't matter. If I was a streamer I'd be playing both and making the game fun since they're the hot new thing. A good streamer can easily make a dumpster fire of suicide squad entertaining, especially since no one wants to buy the game.
Instead, he's playing Yakuza games, which are boring and awful to watch people play. FF7 is a game that you're either going to play yourself or you're not interested in. Really good choices there, Phillip! He should either be playing them on his own time, but no he's gotta match gems. Hell, a good streamer that wanted to do this stubborn bullshit would stream the hot new games, then do bonus streams for the games they want to play. But nope, Phil hates playing games.

Overall, I think what's been going on isn't going to stop and it's going to continue into the year.
 
40k for those here that may not know, is not a game where just buying the strongest units auto-wins games for you. The game actually requires you, YES YOU, to use your brain and employ tactics to outplay your opponent. Also you cant just put all the best units in said faction into a single team because youll run out of points and be left with like 5 units. All that said theres a heretic side of me that wants to see dsp dabble and even talk about 40k just to see his dumb perspective of it both in lore and wargame wise.
 
So first off, people shouldn't be jealous of Phil.

I wish I had thousands of viewbots to hold up my glass ego from reality.
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A year ago there was only RE4 and Elden Ring before that?
Have Phil forgot that a year ago besides playing the RE4 remake, he was also playing the Resident Evil 1 Remake, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, One piece Odessey and Hogwarts Legacy RPG games and in 2022 he was playing Horizon Forbidden West, Dying Light 2, Skyrim V, The Forgotten City and Resident Evil 4 along side Elden Ring?

He plays them, they dont get as much views and economical support that he expects and suddenly there are too many RPGs at once, but it is not his fault for not daring to try something new and different that isn't a AAA game...
 
Only dents and niggerfaggots are jealous of dsp. I dont think people want to:
-beg to strangers for money till death
-Go Bankrupt
-Having to do a job you hate because theres no other choice(there is but you dont accept that)
-Letting go of person who actually loved and wanted to fuck you, for a beluga whale that plays skyrim in her own little room
-Being supported by literal retards
-having degenerate fans that are also sex pests or potential sex pests
-Balding
-Crippling mobile game addiction


Idk about any of you, but if you want to become any of those, rather just throw yourself against a coming truck and end it.
 
I've been playing the fuck out of Pacific drive and I kinda want to see him attempt the game.
 
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I wish I had thousands of viewbots to hold up my glass ego from reality.
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It might be bots, it might also be people that other streamers have sent his way or it can just be 3000+ detractors out to get him? But please support!


Chris who?

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