Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Poop Shoot]

Russ has some new reviews up:
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“Was staring at my paralysis the entire time”

Nigga he was looking at your face. Had he avoided looking at it, like we all fucking know was his deepest desire, you’d be crying about that too.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Russ has decided to waste more time on stupid shit, to nobody's surprise.

Now he's urging everyone in places that voted to keep prostitution out of town to turn around and re-legalize it. Because murders happened, but that was a long time ago, and an abandoned swimming pool proves a brothel was once there or something...

TLDR: Russ wants a final solution to the Mormon problem.

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"The mormon issue". Kinda spicy Rusty. Sounds like you've been reading a certain mustache man's book from the 30s.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"The mormon issue". Kinda spicy Rusty. Sounds like you've been reading a certain mustache man's book from the 30s.

Also note that this was Russ until the moment he returned from his mission and wasn't mobbed by sexy girls fighting to marry him, and then was told by his bishop to trust God's plan for him, whatever it may be.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Also note that this was Russ until the moment he returned from his mission and wasn't mobbed by sexy girls fighting to marry him, and then was told by his bishop to trust God's plan for him, whatever it may be.
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Such promise wasted. On whores no less. My guy, I agree with your bishop. The advice is sound. Trying to force shit is how you end up breaking. Now look at you. No friends. Failed lawsuit after failed lawsuit. Most of all, no wife.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Such promise wasted. On whores no less. My guy, I agree with your bishop. The advice is sound.

I fucking don't. "God's plan for your life might be for you to be miserable, until you die" is terrible advice, true as it may be.

Instead of hand-waving bullshit about God and his unknowable "plans", how about if someone would've sat him down and said, "Russell, you're not miserable because you don't have a wife, you're miserable because nobody wants to be with you, and nobody wants to be with you because you act like an entitled piece of shit."

 

[WelperHelper99]

I fucking don't. "God's plan for your life might be for you to be miserable, until you die" is terrible advice, true as it may be.

Instead of hand-waving bullshit about God and his unknowable "plans", how about if someone would've sat him down and said, "Russell, you're not miserable because you don't have a wife, you're miserable because nobody wants to be with you, and nobody wants to be with you because you act like an entitled piece of shit."

That isn't what his bishop meant. It means you can't control everything. Either accept that and make progress in the things you can change, or stay miserable, your choice.

 

[Kosher Salt]

That isn't what his bishop meant. It means you can't control everything. Either accept that and make progress in the things you can change, or stay miserable, your choice.

I know it's not what he meant, but it's what he said, and it's what Russ heard. And it wasn't particularly helpful.

 

[AnOminous]

I know it's not what he meant, but it's what he said, and it's what Russ heard. And it wasn't particularly helpful.

The only thing he would have listened to would have been advice to go fuck a prostitute. No Mormon is going to say that.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I know it's not what he meant, but it's what he said, and it's what Russ heard. And it wasn't particularly helpful.

It needed to be said nonetheless. What Russ did with it after was on him.

 

[JustSomeDong]

"God's plan doesn't include whores? I'm out."
-Russel Greer

 

[The Great Citracett]

Whatever was said, Russ took it as "GOD SAYS NO WOMAN FOR RUSSELL!" and saw it as God not holding up his end of the bargain, the bargain being: Russ goes on mission - God gives Russ a sexy 9 or 10 wife for free sex forever.

 

[JustSomeDong]

Whatever was said, Russ took it as "GOD SAYS NO WOMAN FOR RUSSELL!" and saw it as God not holding up his end of the bargain, the bargain being: Russ goes on mission - God gives Russ a sexy 9 or 10 wife for free sex forever.

B-b-b-but even Jesus had Mary Magdalene!

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Most of all, no wife.

Russ would have had a wife if that whore Taylor Swift had listened to his song like she was supposed to. Instead, he had to settle for Katy Perry Ariana Grande insta thots. But they're not following the script either.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Russ would have had a wife if that whore Taylor Swift had listened to his song like she was supposed to. Instead, he had to settle for Katy Perry Ariana Grande insta thots. But they're not following the script either.

Well, it's almost like defying God tends to bite you in the ass.

 

[DHugo]

I just realized today how funny it would be if he used an electric toothbrush

 

[Debbie Macomber]

The context in which the bishop told Russ he'd never marry really matters

Mormons believe in a "patriarchal blessing", similar to a gypsy handreading in that they "reveal" for you details like "God's plan for you includes you having a wife, many children and long life!" etc.

So when bish told Russ he would never marry, was that his personal opinion, or was Russ's patriarchal blessing "IT IS FORETOLD THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE AND DIE ALONE, THUS SAYETH THE LORD THY GOD!"

 

[AnOminous]

So when bish told Russ he would never marry, was that his personal opinion, or was Russ's patriarchal blessing "IT IS FORETOLD THAT YOU WILL NEVER FIND LOVE AND DIE ALONE, THUS SAYETH THE LORD THY GOD!"

Or he didn't even tell Russ that, just stared at his paralysis and said prostitution was a sin. Russ often lies and when he doesn't, has absolutely bizarre and delusional interpretations of what people said to him.

 

[Bassomatic]

The fact we only have Rusty retelling the story I don't much have faith in that.

I'm sure he was told, going on mission will boost your rep in the community. An objective true statement for his Mormon church. Maybe a more educated person can chime in if with his medical issues could have been given a pass?

Either way Russ takes things how he wants to hear them. I can see him being the kind of guy who wants to murder a reporter who says chance of rain and he wanted a sunny day so they LIED!!

Him dropping the ball on updating court shit with null is going to hurt. I don't like to brag but, I am actually cucking Kelsey me and Tay fuck. She said "stopping null would get her so wet."

But fucking up and losing she's would never get with a dude cucked by a coke zero chugging faggot. Her words not mine plz no ban.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I know it's not what he meant, but it's what he said, and it's what Russ heard. And it wasn't particularly helpful.

Yeah, being told by a person I trusted for my spiritual guidance that I may never have a wife or family in this earthly life would probably fuck me up a little, especially after the circumstances of my birth and adoption.

Then I find myself having pity for him and have to slam my head into the wall a few times until that feeling goes away.

 

[Supreme Dingus]

I just realized today how funny it would be if he used an electric toothbrush

I'm just gonna leave this here