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I've said this before and I'll say it again.If the majority of gay people support the TQ+ why do they keep whining about how gay people always reject dating them?There's probably over 100 posts on the trans subs of them complaining about gay people being transphobic, and having genital preferences.Its so frustrating how we'll never get good data on this because queer has become a meaningless word because spicy straight people think that them having a GNC relationship with their opposite sex partner is some how queer.
It's answering do you think trans people should be hunted down then stoned versus a bona-fide same-sex attracted person really facing down a tunapoon or autistic faggot popping a boner in a dress. Most variations of surveys aren't asking would you fuck Aiden, ofc they won't match reality.
 
I don't even wanna look at my cock
AGP detected :stress:
I'm not like those other girls who are playing pretend! I am a real man!
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Why do people who actually know the outcome of this surgery think it's terrible, while people who know nothing about it think it's great? 🤔
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Most cis people she's talking to have little to (more than likely) no idea what phallo is or entails. I think it's very telling that the people whom the surgery might actually be recommended to are adamantly against it. Hope this poor little pooner wakes up before she ruins her life further.
 
You don't have to be bi to fuck Pooners. Degenerate, I'll grant you, but not bi.
There's someone here who does it regularly. Can't remember his name but he's open about what he does, and kudos to him for his honesty.
I hope for his sake he keeps the windows open when he does so because of the infamous pooner-stank from their HRT. His place probably smells like an open can of sardines left in a sauna afterwards.
 
I hope for his sake he keeps the windows open when he does so because of the infamous pooner-stank from their HRT. His place probably smells like an open can of sardines left in a sauna afterwards.
It's @JimiHendrix
I don't condemn him at all for it, either. Those Pooners deserve to be used as exactly what they are: stupid women.
 
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So it happened. It finally happened. I have found a pooner in the LPS/Doll customs community!
And of course it is a pooner, a trans man and not a trans woman because the doll customization community is full of women and a few gay men. But really, it is a very feminine niche hobby. I can safely say I have never seen a straight man be in this community.

Meet Mr. Crazy Ray! I think it's hilarious how feminine this dood comes across.

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If it looks off to you, it's because I took a screenshot from a video of them spinning in a circle after being excited the old style of LPS is making a comeback lmao again, very masculine!

Ngl their art involving customs and their 3D animations look pretty good. I noticed she was a pooner right away upon hearing her voice in one of her videos. I am pretty sure she is using a voice changer?
In this video, her voice sounds deeper as if she has changed the pitch.
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But in this video, her voice sounds completely different.
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If she is using a voice changer then damn that's scary. A bit unrelated but imagine how many kids are being groomed by creators online who hide their identity via a voice changer and filters. This is why you should never trust a troon.
 
Are they at least the average attractive, non-hairy and morbidly obese ones that think pixy cuts and anal = gay?

there are some true hambeasts out there. fully hairy, scared up, fat. those are the ones you need to avoid. last night I actually had some ftm send me a nude because I was bored. asian, hairless, not even sure if they're on T. was pretty cute.

there's some truly horrific ftms out there that rival the worst mtfs, but there's also some that just look like tomboys.

for your other question, I don't know what TRT is.
 
"Testosterone replacement therapy". I'm assuming the ones you're hooking up with mostly don't use T or haven't been on it that long.

i've only ever seen that referred to as "being on T" I've never seen anyone say TRT.

several have been on T that I've seen, several have not been. just like Estrogen, it's not a magical drug that changes your bone structure and fixes everything. seen women on T for 8 months who have no body hair.
 
there are some true hambeasts out there. fully hairy, scared up, fat. those are the ones you need to avoid. last night I actually had some ftm send me a nude because I was bored. asian, hairless, not even sure if they're on T. was pretty cute.

there's some truly horrific ftms out there that rival the worst mtfs, but there's also some that just look like tomboys.

for your other question, I don't know what TRT is.

Sounds like I may need to get on Grindr if that's where the tomboys went off to. Can't be any worse than Tinder with the whales and the troons with jaws that rival Jay Leno's.
 
So, there is the tunapooner, the poonscum, dooderino, uke, and unaman...how are they all different?
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A lot of these terms seem to be mostly made up for this infographic, but my educated guesses are:
Tunapooner: Pooners who have turned into gross little goblins due to the effects of HRT. "Tuna" referring to the awful stench an atrophied vagina makes. Neckbeard and receding hairlines galore.
Poonscum: Portmanteau of "pooner" and "truscum", these are the pooners who talk about being real trans while inevitably just looking like hairy lesbians.
Heckin' Valid Dooderino: A mockery of redditspeak, these are the doods who tell each how manly they are on r/ftm while crying everytime they get called "ma'am" in real life.
Fujo to Uke: "Uke" being the yaoi fandom term for the bottom, or "woman" in the relationship, these are fujoshi who have decided to LARP their sexual fantasies full-time. Very rarely on HRT (body hair is icky!), usually look like tomboyish girls or femboys.
/TTTT/unaman: /tttt/ being the nickname for the 4chan /lgbt/ board, /tttt/unaman often have slightly more self-awareness that they do not pass as real men, yet are still too delusional to give up their fantasies. Will often post self-deprecating pooner art.
Poonchad: The rare female who has the right facial structure and body type to pass as a handsome man. Will still be obviously strangely short outside of carefully posed pictures.
 
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A lot of these terms seem to be mostly made up for this infographic, but my educated guesses are:
Tunapooner: Pooners who have turned into gross little goblins due to the effects of HRT. "Tuna" referring to the awful stench an atrophied vagina makes. Neckbeard and receding hairlines galore.
Poonscum: Portmanteau of "pooner" and "truscum", these are the pooners who talk about being real trans while inevitably just looking like hairy lesbians.
Heckin' Valid Dooderino: A mockery of redditspeak, these are the doods who tell each how manly they are on r/ftm while crying everytime they get called "ma'am" in real life.
Fujo to Uke: "Uke" being the yaoi fandom term for the bottom, or "woman" in the relationship, these are fujoshi who have decided to LARP their sexual fantasies full-time. Very rarely on HRT (body hair is icky!), usually look like tomboyish girls or femboys.
/TTTT/unaman: /tttt/ being the nickname for the 4chan /lgbt/ board, /tttt/unaman often have slightly more self-awareness that they do not pass as real men, yet are still too delusional to give up their fantasies. Will often post self-deprecating pooner art.
Poonchad: The rare female who has the right facial structure and body type to pass as a handsome man. Will still be obviously strangely short outside of carefully posed pictures.
Thank you, however, I can tell you that at least one of those "poonchads" has had chin implants, and there is probably some trick photography/photo editing for the rest.
 
Syringe with benefits, dood.
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Holy shit its this comic but IRL
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does he have to shag her up the arse?
Nah pooners aren't into anal, some gay guys who got tricked/pressured into banging a poon said they had to do vaginal, showing poons can do what thousands of fundies with conversion therapy couldn't.
roflmao, nobody has mentioned the most obvious, this guy is fucking a "man" so not only is he doing probably bathtub HRT shots off grindr he's fucking a guy w/ a vag :story:
Ponder the following: if it isn't gay if the balls don't touch then how can it be gay if there are no balls to touch?
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/sneed
She looks like an average chick in a 1970's photo.
I have found a pooner in the LPS/Doll customs community!
Elaborate, what is that community about?
these are fujoshi who have decided to LARP their sexual fantasies full-time. Very rarely on HRT (body hair is icky!), usually look like tomboyish girls or femboys.
So.........being a straight girl with extra steps?
can tell you from experience there really are ftms who look like that on grindr.
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This one almost passes as a mid 00's edgelord but the piercing gives her away...
 
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