Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Welcome, new patposters!

This is why your life is already over, stalker child. Enjoy prison.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I'm hoping for the monkey paw, that he wins and Nikki immediately divorces him and cleans him out.

I have a long running conspiracy theory that Niki is actually Quasi, it would make so much sense.

 

[FinnSven]

women are just as if not more capable of being retarded than men, and there are just as many if not more retarded women than men. it is not just possible but likely that behind just about every retarded man, there stands an equally if not more retarded woman.

No disagreement with women’s capacity for retardation.

Stupid women in many cases think they are smarter than the stupid men, which my guess is to do with even the stupidest of women having more EQ than the stupidest of men.

I do think that Niki is dumber than Rick.
While I wouldn’t be surprised if he abuses her mentally and implied threat of physical, I just get a feeling that he doesn’t actually abuse her because she really seems to believe in him.

It could be a case that they do actually deserve each other because they are both the same kind of self important retard?

 

[Meat Target]

You want to go home after they say nothing happened, but shit, you remember Dahmer and this guy has an empty half of the house.

Funny you should mention that, O&A once interviewed Patrick Kennedy, the MPD detective who worked on the Dahmer case.

The similarities between Dahmer and Pat:

• Residents of Milwaukee
• Closet fags/"into things"
• Boozers
• Have a taste for wild-caught melanated meat

 

[Divine right to rule]

Patrick's hate-hate relationship with the justice system takes another hit.
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Presumably he wants to expand the court to something like 21 justices, as this was a 9-0 decision.

So the man who loves to call his political boogiemen and the confederates "traitors" wants to disband the Supreme Court of the Federation?
A move that would pretty much disband the union?

Always trust in Pat to have the most retarded takes possible. You could strike up a conversation over politics with a hoodrat that dropped out of middle-school and get better takes than those form the Mountain of Milwaukee.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

Patrick is truly incredible. As in, one cannot believe that he actually exists. How can one possibly be in the situation that he is in, and not understand that he is almost entirely to blame for it? How can one fail to understand that being enormously rude to people for no reason at all might cause that person to dislike you? How can he fail to realise that he is attracting ever more "protestors." If you were to describe Patrick's situation to someone who was unaware of him, that person would surely struggle to believe it was true.

I just cannot see anyway that this ends that isn't extremely bad. Patrick will never ever back down. His health appears to be deteriorating quickly, he looked extremely unhealthy in his last interview at The Garage. He appears to spend his entire life in abject misery and rage. In some ways, he is the most pathetic person on this entire website. He had a moderately successful life and career, and threw it all away for absolutely no reason at all.

He was rageoinking about half an hour ago. Nice post from Mr Badger. Reading about Patrick's latest activities is the highlight of my day as well. No creativity? The Pests do some seriously funny shit and are an integral part of the Patrick Universe.

 

[DumbDude43]

He had a moderately successful life and career, and threw it all away for absolutely no reason at all.

rekeita is following the same path, and might even overtake him if he pushes hard enough

 

[AutoClownMaker]

That won't buck break him. He'll still deny it and insist he's a victim. After the pests were able to prove a payment to torswats was from Pat's account, Pat still insisted that it wasn't him. He claimed someone must have hacked into his account and made the payment pretending to be him.

There is documentation as to the crypto wallets that exchanged payments?

There is documentation that those wallets are tied to 'torswats' and Patrick?

My understanding is there was a data breach with an email name tied to Patrick and not the wallets on the blockchain.

While Patrick having paid Alan-torswats is a great story at this time with what is known to the public there isn't the proof. Patrick having an email at a crypto exchange and assuming the torswats saying Patrick paid for swats and stopped should be good enough for a rubber stamped warrant but is only at Jackie Singh level of proof ATM.

He will always find some way to deny it. I bet even if someone were to find high resolution video footage of him personally calling in a swat, with clear audio of his voice and a clear view of his face and body wearing his clothes in what is clearly his home, he would claim it's an ai generated voice, with a body double who stole patrick's clothes with his face deepfaked onto him placed into a CGI environment of his home that the ONA forum paid a special effects studio to make.

Hence a request for clarification on what is 'known' VS pepperoni/farts level of 'known'.

 

[DumbDude43]

There is documentation as to the crypto wallets that exchanged payments?

There is documentation that those wallets are tied to 'torswats' and Patrick?

My understanding is there was a data breach with an email name tied to Patrick and not the wallets on the blockchain.

While Patrick having paid Alan-torswats is a great story at this time with what is known to the public there isn't the proof. Patrick having an email at a crypto exchange and assuming the torswats saying Patrick paid for swats and stopped should be good enough for a rubber stamped warrant but is only at Jackie Singh level of proof ATM.




Hence a request for clarification on what is 'known' VS pepperoni/farts level of 'known'.

yeah from what i've seen we're looking at mostly speculation, with bits of circumstantial evidence at best.
they'd have to go to discovery and get information about money movements from banks, and account information as well as transaction history from crypto exchanges, in order to actually establish this story as true. maybe testimony from the arrested torswats guy or information from his computer.
without that it's just worthless to the court, barely a step above the pepperoni meme in terms of credibility.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

No creativity? The Pests do some seriously funny shit and are an integral part of the Patrick Universe.

Patrick is so uniquely insufferable that he inspired Mr. Forrems himself to write, if I remember correctly, two entire books for no reason other than to dunk on him in the most complete way possible. if the stalker children have no creativity, what does that say about Pat himself considering they've exceeded his own literary output in the past year?

 

[The Auditor]

I really hope Pat's story ends with him somehow ending up in prison..

That would break him

He would get " Enjoy Prison" cards everyday in the mail

He would probably end up buying a phone inside so he could keep arguing with trolls on twitter

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Dunno if this has been posted here, but searching the internets for Tomlinson Artesenal Pepperoni produced this gem: https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988...peroni_murderer_patrick_s_tomlinson_sporting/

Also, Starship Repo is free on Audible right now.

 

[AnOminous]

He refused this offer and would never entertain any suggestions to increase his security.
I suspect it’s because he knew it would remove the possibility of it being real.

That's part of why paranoids often don't get help. It's not really fun being paranoid, but if people are out to get you, it means you're important. To Pat he's in some epic battle, and not the absolute retard getting laughed at by everyone that he actually is.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

I really hope Pat's story ends with him somehow ending up in prison..

That would break him

He would get " Enjoy Prison" cards everyday in the mail

He would probably end up buying a phone inside so he could keep arguing with trolls on twitter

Yes but I don't want it to END end there. I want him to go free after like a month or two or so and then deny that he ever went to prison.

 

[Law]

my impression as a very casual, part-time patposter is that Nikki is similarly retarded and very much on board with his retarded windmill charge against the entire internet as well as the city of Milwaukee. she's no helpless victim.

I agree that she's not a hapless victim, trapped in Pat's porky orbit like a drunk Midwestern Dollotron. She's had so many chances to leave. And I think she does enable him.

rekeita is following the same path, and might even overtake him if he pushes hard enough

Rekeita is crashing and burning way faster than Pat in my opinion, but he's not as fun cause there are five children who are impacted by his bullshittery. Pat is a cow who provides free-range, cruelty-free, full-fat milk.

if the stalker children have no creativity, what does that say about Pat himself considering they've exceeded his own literary output in the past year?

The Pat mythos grows fatter by the second, child. I think stalker children are some of the most creative people around. Chewbacca texts? The Lizard King? Josiah Munoz? All top tier.

 

[Dean Pentel]

It may yet end with them both in straitjackets.

Wrong as always, child. Straitjackets are very rarely used and none in existence would be sized to fit him. Enjoy being not fat in prison.

my impression as a very casual, part-time patposter is that Nikki is similarly retarded and very much on board with his retarded windmill charge against the entire internet as well as the city of Milwaukee. she's no helpless victim. consider how incredibly deep his 80 IQ narcissism seems to go and just imagine the kind of behavior Nikki sees in private, especially the kind of behavior directed towards her.

I wonder if she's complicit in his bullshit from the perspective of enabling him to keep scrutiny off her. She's down for fraud, right? Maybe if he keeps oinking about what a victim they are nobody looks much at her behavior and possibly they even seen financial benefit from it given how easily people will fund obvious retarded faggotry these days. She likely knows how to tardwrangle him such that she sees no Pat-isms the way others do or more likely he's not like his X persona in real life. If he was such a caustic, mouthy asshole in real life the way he is on social media I believe someone would have kicked his ass over it by now. I used to run my mouth like a tough guy when I wasn't and it got my ass handed to me several times before I learned that was a dumb thing to do.

 

[DumbDude43]

She's had so many chances to leave.

every day is a chance to leave. they don't have children, and she is the one whose family has all the money while pat is just a broke loser. i dont even know which one of them owns the house.
some women are financially dependent on their husbands, some have children that keep the family tied together, but in nikis case there is nothing stopping her from leaving except her own free will.

 

[Judge Holden]

every day is a chance to leave. they don't have children, and she is the one whose family has all the money while pat is just a broke loser. i dont even know which one of them owns the house.
some women are financially dependent on their husbands, some have children that keep the family tied together, but in nikis case there is nothing stopping her from leaving except her own free will.

Could be a pride thing, someone in her family might have ventured that marrying fat was not a good idea so she continues half-shacked up with him out of spite

 

[Cannibal Fuckface]

The more Pat posts himself into a delirium, the more he sounds like a Targeted Individual - a deeply schizophrenic individual with a genuine (paranoid and psychotic) belief that random passersby are part of a global conspiracy to drive them crazy, make them feel unsafe, and generally persecute them. I desperately want him to find other TIs and victims of gangstalking in their weird web hangouts, interact with them, and still insist that he’s completely sane when his version of his life story is identical to theirs.

“You don’t have a gang of people insulting you and trying to kill you. I. Do.”

I think this is more a case of narcissism and perhaps delusions of grandeur. Pat sees himself as a important figure of the left online, hence his "activism" and need to chime in on every leftist issue that pops up on Twitter. He rationalizes all the shit he gets by believing that he has a powerful voice that the "alt-right" (or nazis or Putin whatever boggie man he favors) are trying to silence via trolling, swatting and all the other forms of harassment.

Of course the real reason people fuck with him is because they know that he WILL respond to whatever inane bullshit they come up with. Him being a lib has very little to do with it, it's being a smug cunt on Twitter who must always get the last word in that paints a target on his tubby back.

 

[AnOminous]

Wrong as always, child. Straitjackets are very rarely used and none in existence would be sized to fit him. Enjoy being not fat in prison.

They'd probably put him in one of those circus tent size suicide smocks for fatties.

Of course it would have to be much larger because of Pat's gargantuan obesity.