MASSIVE Erection Thread 2016 - Lizard has the advantage. Trump is spiraling towards defeat.

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All discussion of the candidates, updates and results should go here

For example- here's a video of Ted Cruz vying for world domination.

Also Hilary Clinton is a crook and nobody should have sex with her.

Discuss

(Note- The title will change as we get nearer the election, previous titles will be archived in the OP)

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Current 538 Poll Numbers

Goddamn this website. As far as I'm concerned its simply causing people to give their hopes up. I'd love to see them cover the 1980 election, hell even the 1984 election.

 

[Skeletor]

I'm still looking for a newspaper that endorses Trump.

National Enquirer, yo.

 

[Dain Bramage]

Goddamn this website. As far as I'm concerned its simply causing people to give their hopes up. I'd love to see them cover the 1980 election, hell even the 1984 election.

Give up hope for what? A Hell-On-Earth Trump regime?

Why do you want to watch the world burn?

National Enquirer, yo.

AND Stormfront.

 

[Fallensaint]

Give up hope for what? A Hell-On-Earth Trump regime?

Why do you want to watch the world burn?

Dear lord man have a little faith in your country.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Give up hope for what? A Hell-On-Earth Trump regime?

Why do you want to watch the world burn?

"Hhuurrrr the candidate I don't like will bring hell on earth"
Come on dude.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

"Hhuurrrr the candidate I don't like will bring hell on earth"
Come on dude.

I learned this with Obama, but in the OPPOSITE way, to my surprise.

 

[melty]

Forget hitler, trump is literally the antichrist

 

[Dain Bramage]

"Hhuurrrr the candidate I don't like will bring hell on earth"
Come on dude.

In this case, it really is a likely result. You've seen the mob of severe assholes, cranks, fundies, and outright Nazis Trump surrounds himself with. You really think these fascist fuckwits aren't going to wield that power with an iron fist if they get into office? We'll be missing the days of GW Bush if that ever happens.

And no@Fallensaint. My faith in Humanity died the moment Trump was nominated instead of being put on a 72 hour psych hold.

Dum dee dum. Leavin' this here.

Spoiler

 

[Male Idiot]

Stop going full on autist. Even if he would win, Trump won't be able to overthrow the Congress, the Supreme court and most of the US laws.

I am also extremely skeptical on how much environmental damage the US could do. Would Trump invade China and make them pollute even more? Would he nuke the rainforests? Get a fucking grip.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When I was a small child, and totally in love with the movie Home Alone 2, there was always one certain part featuring a person that I always felt had some sort of prime significance.

Today, that man is running for President under platforms I've been waiting for since 1995.

And all the Anti-Trumps want to do is ruin the fun for us, after we've let them have their enjoyment for the past 20 years minus GWB, who indeed stole it from the Democrats (not Al Gore, it was still his own fault he still lost) by being a part of the Bush Dynasty.

 

[Dain Bramage]

When I was a small child, and totally in love with the movie Home Alone 2, there was always one certain part featuring a person that I always felt had some sort of prime significance.

Today, that man is running for President under platforms I've been waiting for since 1995.

Which platforms is that? The use of nukes part, the denial of housing to minorities part, or the pedophilia-incest part?

 

[AN/ALR56]

In this case, it really is a likely result. You've seen the mob of severe assholes, cranks, fundies, and outright Nazis Trump surrounds himself with. You really think these fascist fuckwits aren't going to wield that power with an iron fist if they get into office? We'll be missing the days of GW Bush if that ever happens.

And no@Fallensaint. My faith in Humanity died the moment Trump was nominated instead of being put on a 72 hour psych hold.

.....do you really believe that?

 

[Mungo]

Goddamn this website. As far as I'm concerned its simply causing people to give their hopes up. I'd love to see them cover the 1980 election, hell even the 1984 election.

I'd like to see a lot of websites, particularly the clickbait sites, cover the 80's elections. I'd love to see Buzzfeed or Huffington try to defend Mondale.

Dear lord man have a little faith in your country.

I don't really have any right now.

 

[Tranhuviya]

@Dain Bramage

You do realize that if Trump tried to overturn the Constitution, if he actually wanted to do so, that everyone would be jumping down his throat to kick his ass? Stop buying into the sensationalist bullshit and think with your brain - what little of one you have.

 

[Skeletor]

@Dain Bamage

You do realize that if Trump tried to overturn the Constitution, if he actually wanted to do so, that everyone would be jumping down his throat to kick his ass? Stop buying into the sensationalist bullshit and think with your brain - what little of one you have.

The mainstream Repiblicans did such a great job thwarting Trump in the primary, I'm sure Congressional Republicans will grow a pair and stop his shenanigans once he's assumed the power of the presidency.

 

[Huitzilopochtli]

Orange is the new Black, or so I've been told...

 

[ZehnBoat]

The mainstream Repiblicans did such a great job thwarting Trump in the primary, I'm sure Congressional Republicans will grow a pair and stop his shenanigans once he's assumed the power of the presidency.

that huge flop the republicans did though
that was amazing
2016 most memorable election ever

 

[AnOminous]

70% is damned good odds. I can see Clinton saving up at least a quarter if not a third of the campaign funds for 2020. No need to spend it on a near guaranteed victory

A 30% chance of crashing and burning is shit.

 

[Pikimon]

But people don't vote that way except niche demographics. The average voter isn't worrying about environmental issues and corporate carbon control as a Primary Issue, that would be somewhere down the bottom. The average voter is concerned with themselves, will I still have a job, will I be able to afford bills and food, is my quality of life threatened in some way? Things like environmental issues, racial quotas, LGBT awareness and rights, they are things people put first on their voter list when they have no personal safety, financial or employment issues, and likely never had any in their entire lives.

http://www.livescience.com/4287-americans-rank-climate-change-top-environmental-problem.html

Results showed that while environmental problems still rank in the middle of the list of “most important issues facing the U.S. today,” global warming has now moved up the list of environmental concerns. In 2003, participants ranked ecosystem destruction, water pollution and toxic waste as higher priorities.

Nearly three-quarters of the survey respondents felt that the government should take more action to deal with global warming.

Participants in the survey were also more willing to spend their own money to help solve the problem. In 2003, people said they would spend $14 more per month on their electricity bill to help mitigate climate change; the amount increased to $21 in 2006.

“People want not a little bit more spent but rather a lot more spent to solve this problem ─ and they’re willing to pay,” said Howard Herzog, principal research engineer in MIT’s Laboratory for Energy and the Environment, who helped conduct the study.

Another recent poll by the National Wildlife Federation also found that within the last two years, more Americans were convinced that global warming was happening.

While people ranked climate change as a higher priority, their understanding of much of the science involved with the problem and the ways to mitigate it (including wind and solar power, increased efficiency,nuclear power, and carbon sequestration) has changed little.

“It’s not that people have learned something fundamental about the science, but they’ve come to understand that this problem is real,” Ansolabehere said. “It takes a prolonged discussion of a complex topic like this really to move public concern, and what’s happened over the past three years has got to continue.”

Basically people put significant thought into things like Climate Change.

Goddamn this website. As far as I'm concerned its simply causing people to give their hopes up. I'd love to see them cover the 1980 election, hell even the 1984 election.

I chose 538 because they have the best graphics, and also because all the other major statistical analyses have her around 75%-80% of winning.

I am also extremely skeptical on how much environmental damage the US could do. Would Trump invade China and make them pollute even more? Would he nuke the rainforests? Get a fucking grip.

The United States by itself contributes significantly to environmental destruction worldwide (not intentionally), we are the largest consumer of resources worldwide and have grown quite comfortable to be the receivers of most of the worlds bounty. However the blame who pollutes the most is largely divided up by all of humanity. No one person or country is solely responsible but every action has cumulative effects that add up over time.

But as Americans we dis proportionally consumed more resources than anyone else in the world, for example despite only making only 5% of the population the United States by itself uses over 23-25% of the world's energy (oil, coal, biofuel etc.) and consume more than China and Russia put together. And thats without going into the amount of pollution we produced per capita.

http://www.eia.gov/beta/international/

https://public.wsu.edu/~mreed/380American Consumption.htm

TL;DR: We're not solely responsible, but we're hardly innocent.

 

[Male Idiot]

Why could it not have been Bernie vs Carson? A neurosurgeon for president would have been cool as hell.