Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

Who is Skylan's biological father?

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John Andrews Stan said:
Does Darnell have other kids? If not he’s an outlier for his cohort.

I agree, Skylanta is very sweet and it’s so sad to me that she had to spend her gestation within a trashbox like Sammie. Praying she is adopted by a loving and capable family ASAP (feel free to rainbow me but it’s worth pulling for even if it’s not likely).
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He does I think, a boy and maybe a second I think boy. Not sure 100% because it mostly comes from Sammies lying gob.
 
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Android raptor said:
I wonder why Sammie hasn't posted pics yet? Wonder if she's too out of it.

When she does, should this thread get featured?
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earlier i was thinking "oh, this should go in community announcements," but tbh i don't want my comfort thread raided.

keep it secret, keep it safe.

also am blown away that ET was present for the birth. what is going on??
 
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Think the poor baby has Darnells family hairline
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The baby already has some of those prominent black features, especially in this photo. I know it’ll take a while for her skin to darken (if it even does, mixed babies are often a wildcard when it comes to skintone genetics. I know some mixed people that are dark enough to seem fully black, but some others that are pale enough to white pass). If this baby looks even remotely black I can see Sammie doting and using her as a prop for facebook which could cause severe issues with her other children thinking they aren’t as loved as their mixed sibling, which unfortunately would be true in this case since Sammie has obsessed about having a mixed child forever.

I am surprised there are no obvious issues at birth, but give it time and Sammie will be moaning about how Skylander has a water head or a fucked heart or something else. No way those genetics will lead to a perfectly healthy child. God bless.
 
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Vi0l3t said:
He does I think, a boy and maybe a second I think boy. Not sure 100% because it mostly comes from Sammies lying gob.
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It's a girl.

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Malory said:
I’m late and full of cope. Can someone clarify something for me? Were her two children removed by CPS or did she just sign over her parental rights?

Im trying to figure out how bad things are for this newly sentient squish.
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Both Sammie and Austin signed away guardianship of the children to Scott and Melanie Bushart.

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Rasputin's Side Piece said:
Sorry, Skylan. But I am even sorrier for Bentley and Lucy--they are even less in that hosebeast's eyes now.
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This might actually be a positive thing. I suspect that Bently and Lucy would be better off if they received much less attention from their "mother". It will undoubtedly be incredibly painful for them to come to this realization, but I hope they will, eventually.

Vi0l3t said:
I'm surprised she hasn't, with a c section your awake. They check on you through the night. Youd think she would be up posting. But this is sammie, shes lazy. I bet she slept all night. Wonder if anyone stayed with her all night?

Pictures finally, somehow Darnell made it. Its white as hell but most mixed babies are very light at first.
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She's a very cute baby, and so alert for how recently she was born. I find it rather poignant to see these photos, considering what kind of life is likely in store for her. She deserves better. All of the children in the Sammieverse do.

Goatchoker said:
Idk if it’s been too long since I had a baby and I don’t remember properly, but does her belly button look weird?
Like an umbilical hernia?

She’s adorable.
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Yes, I think that's an umbilical hernia. They're actually quite common, affecting around 20% of newborns. For reasons that are not well understood, they are more frequently observed in black infants. I hope Sammie has been apprised of this information.

As @CaseyTatumm said above, almost all congenital umbilical hernias resolve themselves in the first few years of life, with around 85% spontaneously closing by age 5. The vast majority are completely asymptomatic and require no treatment. It's difficult to see how large Skylan's is from that photo alone, but fascial defects larger than 1.5 centimeters (slightly over 0.5 inches) in diameter are less likely to go away on their own. Even if hers doesn't resolve itself, the surgery is relatively straightforward, and unless the hernia becomes symptomatic, it can wait until she's a bit older.

Of course, umbilical hernia can also be a sign of a bigger problem, but for now, we can assume it's benign.

I have more to say but my actual job demands my attention. I'll probably edit this post later.
 
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buhhhhhhhhh. Skylab is cute.
I wish bub the best and know to expect the worst but god dammit. Lil newborns make me happy, the world is her crayfish.
Sabrina has this face seemingly like….” I’m gonna have to raise this lil shit aren’t I?” (I hope not ffs)

At least she wasn’t strangled by her mom during a shit home birth?
 
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Goatchoker said:
buhhhhhhhhh. Skylab is cute.
I wish bub the best and know to expect the worst but god dammit. Lil newborns make me happy, the world is your crayfish.
Sabrina has this face seemingly like….” I’m gonna have to raise this lil shit aren’t I?” (I hope not ffs)

At least she wasn’t strangled by her mom during a shit home birth?
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I'd love to a fly on that hospital wall and see what's actually going on. I can just hear her cackling loudly and talking loud as hell. Maybe ma shart or sabrina will film some behind the scene bs.
Think ET stayed the night at the hospital? Or is still there?
 
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Vi0l3t said:
I'd love to a fly on that hospital wall and see what's actually going on. I can just hear her cackling loudly and talking loud as hell. Maybe ma shart or sabrina will film some behind the scene bs.
Think ET stayed the night at the hospital? Or is still there?
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That shitty single bed pullout is probably the best bed he’s had available in a long time.

I wish I could see what’s going on in that room. LOUD. McDonald’s. Cursing. Her hitting that sweet ass pain med button as much as she can. Man, what a sight I bet this is.
 
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I'm an edgy babyhater, but Skynet isn't bad for a newborn.

I get the feeling she might be one of those kids that gets uglier and more freakish the older she gets given who her parents are. That or maybe somehow their fucked up ET/skunk ape genetics canceled each other out and their kid manages to be not fucked up physically.

She's doomed psychologically regardless, unfortunately.

I wonder if Sammie will sign over custody to Ma Shart like she did Lucy and Ben?
 
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