Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

His tombstone will also have "come on in close," and the unlucky bastard that does not read the wendigo warning will know only a few seconds of fear as the Claw surges from the earth, still red and bloated after years of decay, and drags them down to the pits of hell. Jack's circle of hell allows him to think he's going to get all the raw meet and gud fud he can eat, but, tragically, hellfire cooks everything to a perfect temperature. The wendigo suffers.

His arm will be too atrophied from him being stroked out to do that thankfully

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I say this in the nicest way possible, but there is not a single redeeming quality to Jack I can think of, and I can think of one for just about every cow here.

Jack has yet to show a single, genuine, act of kindness that hasn't been motivated by self-interest, narcissism, or a saccarrine sense of sanctimony. He even puts his own interests over those of his children and Tammy.

The only contribution he'll give anyone is a fat life insurance check for his bloated corpse. He is a soulless, selfish, uncurious, entitled, boring waste of air, and he doesn't have much time left on Earth to turn that around.

Whoever has to write Jack's eulogy is going to have a hell of a time saying anything of genuine substance.

Well, whoever does have to do it could simply write the exact opposite of the above post using antonyms and the like. Boom. Done.
The trick would be to keep a straight face as it's actually being delivered ... I couldn't do it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

No violence? I haven't seen the movie but the book had plenty.

 

[eatler]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

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Do you think he got the you know…

*bucket?*

Spoiler: The bucket

 

[Doctor of Autism]

No violence? I haven't seen the movie but the book had plenty.

He says "No Violence" but then later raves about the action

I think he's stroke brained and probably meant "No political agendas" or his brain is just mush

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

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I know it's been posted, but goddamn Jack is riding an express train to tardville. My 6 year old can give better movie reviews. Jack is just like (after Tammy wipes the drool) "Uhhhhh stuff blew up and I didn't see bewbs. A+ to the 17th power, would see it again."

 

[eatler]

I know it's been posted, but goddamn Jack is riding an express train to tardville. My 6 year old can give better movie reviews. Jack is just like (after Tammy wipes the drool) "Uhhhhh stuff blew up and I didn't see bewbs. A+ to the 17th power, would see it again."

My favorite line was something like “I feel like it deserves a high grade because it seems high quality” I imagine he was afraid of having an argument with his user base. Pro tip: don’t watch a sci-fi movie if your “not very much into sci-fi”.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

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>I don't do Dune
>I'm not that into sci-fi
>The plot was confusing
>I couldn't follow the movie

>I give it an A

What a waste of two minutes.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Any Monday fat update?

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Jack reviews Dune Part Two

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This was hilarious. He really checked all the boxes. He even bemoaned the fact that nobody came out at the end and said "I'm Skippy McDippy" like in his beloved Marvel movies.

 

[Andoxico]

Any Monday fat update?

I guess the mushbrain thinks it's January

 

[PlasticOwls]

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I guess the mushbrain thinks it's January

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Anyone who stagnates on their supposed diet would never call it easy. That's an enormous demotivator for someone losing weight on an incredibly restrictive lifestyle change. I call bullshit.

I also get that Jack's a turbo-karen who explodes over a 100 dollar co-pay for an emergency hospital bill, but he really should be paying for someone to test his resting metabolic rate so he can accurately count calories for a deficit. Otherwise, why bother posting about your numbers at all?

 

[lindsayfan]

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he sounds like it takes him enormous effort to talk or think. nice death-gurgle at 1:28

1/4/24
I guess the mushbrain thinks it's January

No no, Jack uses the patrician European date format and this was his April Fools update a month early

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

>I don't do Dune
>I'm not that into sci-fi
>The plot was confusing
>I couldn't follow the movie

>I give it an A

What a waste of two minutes.

At least he didn’t scream at it for somehow being “liberal” propaganda

 

[DeadwastePrime]

At least he didn’t scream at it for somehow being “liberal” propaganda

shut

 

[Bassomatic]

>I don't do Dune
>I'm not that into sci-fi
>The plot was confusing
>I couldn't follow the movie

>I give it an A

What a waste of two minutes.

Honestly this was the most scattered brain shit. I bet he was talking to Tammy going huh what the whole time or just slept.

She probably had to prod him "do your tax cheat video" he really sounded drugged out in this but I assume on the laundry list of meds he's on an opioid is in the mix.

For those who care, I really enjoyed part two and if you like dune or just liked part one go see it. Due to popularity Mrs bassomatic and I saw it in a normal no IMAX etc and still enjoyed it fully.

 

[Tiresome]

I guess the mushbrain thinks it's January

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That hallway ceiling is still fucking filthy. White trash lives in squalor, film at 11.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Honestly this was the most scattered brain shit. I bet he was talking to Tammy going huh what the whole time or just slept.

I know he’s dumb and shit, but I wonder how much damage the strokes did to his brain. For the past year or so, it seems like his opinions on shit are even worst than in the past.

 

[p1138]

I know he’s dumb and shit, but I wonder how much damage the strokes did to his brain. For the past year or so, it seems like his opinions on shit are even worst than in the past.

It's enough damage that he's been hungy-posting on FB...