Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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LobsterBoy669 said:
Can you imagine if Pat had this type of determination, but wasn't an obstinate retard?

Somewhere beyond this world, in one alternate universe among infinite universes, Patrick R. Tomlinson is a genius biochemist. In the five years he's worked in pharma development, he's already developed cures for eight forms of cancer, and any day now he'll finish his latest and greatest work, a serum that will all but eliminate aging.

In another universe, theoretical physicist Patrick T. Tomlinson has just developed a new mathematical formula that, if researchers can find practical applications of it, will lead to nearly infinite energy. Friends and family close to this version of Patrick claim he spent "nearly every waking moment" working on it.

Ah, the possibilities...
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Meanwhile Patrick Moon Tomlinson is a fat fetishist who keeps his le ebin free speech forum alive despite an army of literal stalker children ddossing it lead by trans activist Quasiffles.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Honestly I just remind myself of how different things would be for him if he focused all that energy onto building some kind of a relationship with his daughter.

Then I get rather sad. Every moment he wasted on the trolls could have been a moment he spent talking to her, working to ensure she is provided for, or hell fucking *writing to her* given how being a writer is what he claims is his true calling

A man who would rather tell his toilet its going to prison than telling his daughter that he loves her is a man who deserves nothing but contempt.
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If he actually put this dedication into his writings, he at least would have a sizeable catalog of books authored by now.
Maybe they would still be bad, but I am sure Tor would have published a series if he had got it out in a shorter time frame and maybe was slightly more coherent.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Does his wife actually spell her name Nikki? It is so retarded I just assumed it was a pestism
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She spells it Niki I believe.

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Here's a thought experiment: Patrick manages to fatly win his suit, or the city settles, and he ends up with a million dollars. What does he (fat) do with the money?
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Blows it on a shit car, another phone he immediately goes swimming with and makers mark.
 
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RollingRock2 said:
Does his wife actually spell her name Nikki? It is so retarded I just assumed it was a pestism
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Nikki is a short form of the name Nicole and I have seen it spelled many different ways, but usually it is Nikki or Niki.
Judge Holden said:
A man who would rather tell his toilet its going to prison than telling his daughter that he loves her is a man who deserves nothing but contempt.
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I would add that a man who would rather "no stalker child" 100 every 60 seconds should probably be castrated and be prevented from reproducing. But I digress.

I just hope the daughter can lead a normal life. I wish her a million dollars.
 
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The Pepperoni Man Cometh

Sweeny Todd meets The Whale. The tale of an obese writer and his vaginal flatus-addicted wife, on a quest to destroy those dastardly troll-children while also searching out the perfect source of protein for artisanal pepperoni. Join the two of them as they travel to far off lands like Somalia, Namibia, Sudan, and Ethiopia in search of the most delicious base-meat for their pepperonical creations!

YOU ARE GOING TO READ IT OR YOUR LIFE IS ALREADY OVER, CHILD!
 
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Irene and 22 others said:
Bizarro World Pat works as a civil rights lawyer who labors endlessly to free those who have been wrongly convicted from prison so they can enjoy freedom.

He's also thin and women would have sex with him.
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Also he eats Bolonga instead of pepporoni
 
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A challenger appears.

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John Andrews Stan said:
In this case her name is not Nicole, it’s Niki. Her parents gave her a nickname as a name. She also has a sister named Toni. If they’d had another girl she was going to be called Freddie.
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That's hilarious. I know a handful of women just named "Toni" though so that's less hilarious, but they're all over the age of 50.
 
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Judge Holden said:
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NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PUNISH A FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS
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After Jeffrey Dahmer I doubt the Milwaukee Police Department are ever going to risk not checking shit out thoroughly when it comes to absolute fucking weirdos ever again. After all he is friends with a lot of pedos in the Sci-fi writing world and there are the black child pepperoni rumors, so if I was a Milwaukee copper I am not going to risk another Konerak Sinthasomphone situation. If pig tits had any ounce of compassion and awareness of Milwaukee police history he'd be aware of this and accommodating, but he's a narcissistic fuckstain so ofcourse he's going to sue the city and police for thoroughly doing their jobs.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
That's hilarious. I know a handful of women just named "Toni" though so that's less hilarious, but they're all over the age of 50.
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That’s also usually not the name on their birth certificate. Toni is a nickname for a few different female names, Antonia being a primary one in my culture.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
If you were to describe Patrick's situation to someone who was unaware of him, that person would surely struggle to believe it was true.
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I haven't told anyone IRL about him because I really don't know where to start.*

We know Pat can't into English, but does he believe that the word 'clinical' adds weight to his accusations?

*Merch run idea, deck of cards like the ones from Desert Storm but with our favorite cows?
Chantal could be Null's Queen of Hearts.
 
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