Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

[Vi0l3t]

Funny you should mention that...

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She's like 7 weeks along if that. There's no way she'd know it was a boy already but lol. She's reaching hard.

I know shes on Sabrina's Facebook so she sees the photos of Sammies ankle biter

 

[Anticipointment]

When Kim says “asking for prayers for my baby boy” is she talking about her pregnancy (that she couldn’t know the gender of yet) or is she still on the “brain cancer” grift with Aiden? Or some other thing wrong with him? Either way, poor kid.

 

[VinegarPussy]

Skylander is unexpectedly normal, healthy and cute. That little floral outfit is adorable. As usual, I hope for the best and expect the worst. It’s weird, the more Darnell is seen, not just through the lens of Sammie’s FB caterwauling, but actually seen, he seems more…”normal” (at least compared to GI No, Clarrrrennnnccccxx, and Stinky Steven)? He’s an eldritch Easter Island inter dimensional traveler, without a doubt, but he seemed okay with Lucy; and he showed up for the birth. I’ll at least give him that.

Poor little bub…hopefully a nice college professor couple adopt her and whisk her off to Fayetteville to live. Thots and prayers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’ve never wanted a cow to cease existing like I do Kimberly Loyd.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I’ve never wanted a cow to cease existing like I do Kimberly Loyd.

I'm convinced her womb is some weird eldritch god that harvests fetus souls.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I bet Kim's seething. She hates sammie and sammie successfully had a mixed babby before her. My only wish is that the baby was Daltons. Would have been hilarious.

Are we 100% certain that it's not? When did the Great Trash Swap happen? Maybe we need to do the math on that one.

I’ve never wanted a cow to cease existing like I do Kimberly Loyd.

You and me both. She's fucking vile.

(Edit: typo)

 

[scumfuck]

It could be worse. She almost named her Karenetta.

Never forget Genesis Printhas

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I still can’t wrap my head around Sammie spending literally years on baby name FB groups, suggesting the most batshit nigger names even for white babies, and giving her own mulatto the middle name Kay. Skylan sounds like a bougie high school cheerleader. I was hoping for Schahnee/Qwah or some other résumé ruiner.

 

[deputydogshit2.0]

I hate to admit it, but I think the name Skylan is pretty.

I don’t consider it a “real” name, but I don’t hate it. It’s far better than anything I’d ever expect from Sammie’s brain.

 

[Endora]

Welcome to the world Skylander!

Nice shirt, Kim.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I’ve never wanted a cow to cease existing like I do Kimberly Loyd.

Just the mere sight of her face triggers an irrational anger in me, intensified x10 if the tongue is out.

Kim, I will not pray for your little boy. I will however hope that it slides down your leg and into the toilet bowl, because that is infinitely better than a life with you, you flubbery fat festering fetus fouling fucktard.

 

[Genesis Printhas]

Never forget Genesis Printhas

Hey! Raise a glass!

 

[VinegarPussy]

I still can’t wrap my head around Sammie spending literally years on baby name FB groups, suggesting the most batshit nigger names even for white babies, and giving her own mulatto the middle name Kay. Skylan sounds like a bougie high school cheerleader. I was hoping for Schahnee/Qwah or some other résumé ruiner.

I hate to admit it, but I think the name Skylan is pretty.

I don’t consider it a “real” name, but I don’t hate it. It’s far better than anything I’d ever expect from Sammie’s brain.

All of this. I was surprised we didn’t get Dar’nasty or Quanzaviera or Thug Nasty. It is a very white adjacent name.
She has plenty to choose from in AR, too. A scan of the jail roster today gives us:

1. Rashad Maceo
2. Shaniya Miracle-Janell
3. Luquanna Tuwanda
4. Karyuntae De’Shuna
5. Rayshawn Devontae Raym
6. Terrica
7. Rkeal Delano
8. Tavoris Marell
9. Zaveion Devontae
10. Trayqwuon

That’s off the first 3 pages…eliminating several duplicates or versions of the same name (Devontae, etc).

ETA:
The adjacent county gifted us with

1. Sirdarlin

 

[Android raptor]

Sabrina is gonna have her work cut out for her since we know she'll be the main one caring for this kid next to Ma Shart along with her own baby, but I did have the thought that since Skywalker and Sabrina's son are close in age, maybe they will be able to have a close friendship as they grow up together. Trying to look for any possible silver lining in an overall bleak situation.

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

Not the yellow sink disease…

You rang?

Best of luck, baby Skylan. I think like most others, I was hoping you didn't make it, mermaid-and-nutella-style, but now I'm just hoping you get removed from Sammie's care asap. Sammie will probably be more motivated to keep her though since she's mixed. Poor babe.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I still can’t wrap my head around Sammie spending literally years on baby name FB groups, suggesting the most batshit nigger names even for white babies, and giving her own mulatto the middle name Kay. Skylan sounds like a bougie high school cheerleader. I was hoping for Schahnee/Qwah or some other résumé ruiner.

It really is hilarious that all the fake babby names were so crazy, but the real babbies got basic bitch millennial names. Sammie was obsessed with MTV's Teen Mom, and I assume that is where she got the name Bentley. Skylan sounds like it would be a Teen Mom baby name, too.

I doubt Easter Island gave much input for the name. Maybe they do naming differently on his home planet.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

All of this. I was surprised we didn’t get Dar’nasty or Quanzaviera or Thug Nasty. It is a very white adjacent name.
She has plenty to choose from in AR, too. A scan of the jail roster today gives us:

1. Rashad Maceo
2. Shaniya Miracle-Janell
3. Luquanna Tuwanda
4. Karyuntae De’Shuna
5. Rayshawn Devontae Raym
6. Terrica
7. Rkeal Delano
8. Tavoris Marell
9. Zaveion Devontae
10. Trayqwuon

That’s off the first 3 pages…eliminating several duplicates or versions of the same name (Devontae, etc).

ETA:
The adjacent county gifted us with

1. Sirdarlin

Trayqwuon sounds like a particularly strong antibiotic, good for ridding the tards of the syphillis that's going around.

 

[Yellow Sink Disease]

Trayqwuon sounds like a particularly strong antibiotic, good for ridding the tards of the syphillis that's going around.

I feel like I should ask my doc if Zaveion is right for me; it sounds like a good antidepressant.

 

[ZB927]

Comments from Kim's Facebook post earlier:



They think her water broke. Oooooh, we are so close to the preferable outcome!

Also, she said she was "11 weeks today" on 2/23/24, almost 2 weeks ago but with an extremely dodgy-looking ultrasound that has no gestational age estimation.

 

[CaseyTatumm]

Comments from Kim's Facebook post earlier:

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They think her water broke. Oooooh, we are so close to the preferable outcome!

Also, she said she was "11 weeks today" on 2/23/24, almost 2 weeks ago but with an extremely dodgy-looking ultrasound that has no gestational age estimation.

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She peed her pants didn’t she