"I only ate cup noodles and 3 doritos today, it's all good, thanks for your concern. I asked my doctor and he said there's nothing to worry about"
Lose literally everything. His wife and kids leave him, publicly disown him, and take all his shit, the other swingers don't want him around anymore, his internet friends say he's got too many issues to hang around him (if not outright start to mock him), his parents say how ashamed of his behavior they are, pictures of him naked/having gay sex leak, he kills a family drunk driving, spends months in the hospital himself, does a decade-plus in prison for manslaughter and drug possession where he discovers that prison rape isn't as funny as he thinks it is, and he meets a prison ministry guy who says "hey I used to love your show, what happened man?" Basically shit you'd see in a cheesy drama.
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Looking at Rekieta's passed is so strange, I recently watched the Alex Rosen interview from about a year back and it was insane seeing such a black and white, night and day comparison. It's clear his coomer urges have been there since the start, but he seems to just have completely given in to hedonism. It's all so strange.
I figured he wouldn't develop a strong jaw if he never has to chew his food, only swallow
Balldo-sama, can I have at least one lawsplaining stream on its designated Monday, as per the current schedule?
His decline has been a lot steeper than you’re painting it here. 5 years ago the Dick show wasn’t far off from any of Adam Corolla’s kind shows, and Rekieta was much different in just about every way. He talked differently, covered a wider array of legal stuff, tried out different bits in his show. The past couple years has seen him nose dive into a canyon. I don’t think he has the mental capacity anymore to do any of the shit he used to. He wouldn’t even be able to come up with a bit like the unbreaded one. The brainpower has been washed away.
I've never understood the concept of bullying someone; to want to physically harm them for their weird behavior, until I saw this man sexually assault a liquor bottle. Ever since I have witnessed his behavior I want to give him the boots, medium style.
The odd thing is that the people who were the last to figure this out were the people that valued the "Christian Trad Dad" aesthetic the most. Plenty of people were willing to tolerate his constant lies, misrepresentations, and obviously un-Christian attitudes until he outed himself as a sex weirdo.
I think it was more the "dad," or seasoned/mature adult persona. I don't mean in the faggy, "adulting is so hard" sense. Nick used to be a go-to example if you had to reference an "Internet Daddy," but I digress.
This guy is unreal. On the night of some of the biggest legal news in a generation, he's going to no show again and give his stale takes a day late (and a dollar short). It's so funny and weird how this just happens. Trump indictments? Dehydrated, no show. Fox News Dominion settlement? Sleeping, no show. There's probably more that I can't even remember.
I'm really puzzling it out too, trying to figure exactly what caused him to go full coom-mode.
Chalk it up to Christian charity. We're all sinners, we all fail to resist temptation at times, and falling prey to impure temptations is all too relatable. In terms of giving somebody the benefit of the doubt, and of charitable interventions, I think the fans did as much as they reasonably could before giving him up as incorrigibly unrepentant.
The other funny thing is back in January when he had to cancel a show he would try to schedule makeup shows and often actually did them. Now there's not even a pretense of intending to reschedule a show. Almost as if in January he was on his best behavior to desperately try for a new contract and now doesn't need to bother for some reason, one way or the other.
From what can be gathered from stories he's told, he spent a lot of time in his circle and was a super-fan before becoming a streamer.
I should specify that those are old clips for those people who might not be aware. About 1.5 years ago.
The idea that was in any way a clever bit is absurd.
It's only a matter of time until we get a video of rackets smoking crack and sucking off black homeless men.
Take your crucifix and shove it up your ass. Fuck you and your bible quotes. You fucking faggot.
