Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[You're not real]

"In 5th grade, I started growing out my nails and hair."

Stopped reading right there. The whole story is a lie and we all know it.

Ahhh, I don't think that part is a lie at all. I think that part is absolutely true, just his framing is a lie. I fully believe that Dave had terrible grooming habits, with grime under his fingernails and knots in his hair -- he wasn't particularly trying to grow out his nails and hair per se, he was just a slovenly slob with no sense of personal hygiene or grooming and couldn't be arsed to clean or cut them. But people around him of course noticed the gross grime caked under his fingernails and the knots matting his hair and tactfully tried to call his attention to these problems, suggesting that perhaps some trimming was in order. In his brain, adults gently trying to correct this autistic male behavior and nudge him toward being a functioning human is now "I had fabulous, glamorous, affirming hair & nails! People even noticed them! But they just wanted to keep my FLAWLESS FEMINITY down because I'M A TRUE AND HONEST WOMAN!"

It is fascinating to look for the glimmers of truth in the mythology he creates for himself.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

Dave posted a video on Youtube for his adoring fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpDZrAUcdMs

Dave is playing a 1993 Schaefer 16" Archtop. A quick search shows that those are around $5k. Would any musically inclined Kiwis care to chime in?

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[AlApone]

This has been a great thread. I appreciate autogynephilic hyper nerds are generally samey samey in their narcissism but the added flavour of coming from a wealthy doctor family feels like the lighter to a Flaming Moe.

The wealthy family element supercharged his narcissism and thus how he navigates his failed life (in all realms, romantic, social, professional, familial). Really great stuff. Thanks to all the Farmers here.

I will say though, I wonder how his parents failed. They're both super successful doctors yet all their kids are pretty uneducated and unsuccessful. Not even lawyers, engineers doctors or whatever.

I suspect the easy answer is they spoilt the bastards which is true. I wonder what else there is though.

 

[Rat Runner]

It pains me to say this, but while Dave is a colossal faggot, as far as pseudo-jazzy noodling goes, he's really not a bad player. And if you're into archtops (which I am) it must be said, that is a really wonderful instrument.

And I guess while I'm saying good things about him, I know this is a classic narcissist thing, but he really can seem perfectly likeable, possibly even charming from time to time. If I didn't know better, I could imagine meeting him and telling someone "your friend Dave seemed pretty cool." It must be strange for his acquaintances in real life to browse his facebook for the first time and slowly pick up on his pathological inability to take any sort of accountability, or his tendency to nurture trivial grudges for decades on end.

Some people just advertise that they are a complete trainwreck from the very start, but narcissists can certainly catch you off guard.

 

[Twrx]

This has been a great thread. I appreciate autogynephilic hyper nerds are generally samey samey in their narcissism but the added flavour of coming from a wealthy doctor family feels like the lighter to a Flaming Moe.

The wealthy family element supercharged his narcissism and thus how he navigates his failed life (in all realms, romantic, social, professional, familial). Really great stuff. Thanks to all the Farmers here.

I will say though, I wonder how his parents failed. They're both super successful doctors yet all their kids are pretty uneducated and unsuccessful. Not even lawyers, engineers doctors or whatever.

I suspect the easy answer is they spoilt the bastards which is true. I wonder what else there is though.

Some people are just born bad. No matter the upbringing, the schooling and the general environment will change that.

 

[Trombonista]

This has been a great thread. I appreciate autogynephilic hyper nerds are generally samey samey in their narcissism but the added flavour of coming from a wealthy doctor family feels like the lighter to a Flaming Moe.

The wealthy family element supercharged his narcissism and thus how he navigates his failed life (in all realms, romantic, social, professional, familial). Really great stuff. Thanks to all the Farmers here.

I will say though, I wonder how his parents failed. They're both super successful doctors yet all their kids are pretty uneducated and unsuccessful. Not even lawyers, engineers doctors or whatever.

I suspect the easy answer is they spoilt the bastards which is true. I wonder what else there is though.

One of them is a cop. That's not so bad.

 

[monstrous bubo]

I will say though, I wonder how his parents failed. They're both super successful doctors yet all their kids are pretty uneducated and unsuccessful. Not even lawyers, engineers doctors or whatever.

I suspect the easy answer is they spoilt the bastards which is true. I wonder what else there is though.

Regression to the mean

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I will say though, I wonder how his parents failed.

If you read the entire thread there's a long audio clip of Dave and his father piling on top of his mom over something so trivial- I think she was buying too many cleaning supplies or something. Dave was being condescending, but not raising his voice, his dad was at a full blown whine/yell. Refusal to drop the issue. Just piling on this near senior woman over zilch. As soon as I heard that clip I was like oh. Daddy issues. Probably plenty of mommy issues, too. But Daddy issues on LOUD. If that was Joe Muscato reacting to a woman buying too many household items, what do you think real adversity was like in the house? Nightmarish. Medical doctors almost always make trash parents, someone should look into this.

 

[AlApone]

One of them is a cop. That's not so bad.

I disagree. To a doctor or an engineer or lawyer or whatever, people who went to uni for years learning actual hard stuff, a police officer job is nothing.

 

[WhiteNight]

For all the justified laughing at Dave and his antics, wherein he has stalked, harassed, and stolen from his parents, and trashed his whole family on social media and in song, well, I can also believe his parents were not angels either. They don't deserve to be terrorized by their schizoid failson, but Dave probably isn't completely wrong about their flaws.

Many rich parents feel like they're giving their children everything just because they provide them a comfortable, privileged upbringing, but in reality they're disengaged and their kids wind up messed up.

 

[Particle Bored]

Just a reminder for those debating how traumatic Dave's childhood/adolescence may have been:

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I disagree. To a doctor or an engineer or lawyer or whatever, people who went to uni for years learning actual hard stuff, a police officer job is nothing.

Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe his brother is a detective. He definitely doesn't make as much as his parents, but that's a pretty good job, no? You make less money than a lawyer, sure, but you're (generally) well respected in your community and make enough to properly raise a family.

Of course I could be wrong and "detective" is just an entry-level job instead of a high position in the American Police Departments. If that's the case I take it back.

 

[beautiful person]

If you read the entire thread there's a long audio clip of Dave and his father piling on top of his mom over something so trivial- I think she was buying too many cleaning supplies or something. Dave was being condescending, but not raising his voice, his dad was at a full blown whine/yell. Refusal to drop the issue. Just piling on this near senior woman over zilch. As soon as I heard that clip I was like oh. Daddy issues. Probably plenty of mommy issues, too. But Daddy issues on LOUD. If that was Joe Muscato reacting to a woman buying too many household items, what do you think real adversity was like in the house? Nightmarish. Medical doctors almost always make trash parents, someone should look into this.

It was bagels. Mrs. Dr. Moscato kept buying bagels for the household despite apparently no one in the household actually liking bagels. She had no way of discerning this, though, because Mr. Dr. Moscato would always eat the bagels in order for them not to go to waste. Or something. Mr. Dr. Moscato was literally whining at her that she should ask him if he wants bagels instead of just assuming he wants them because they always get eaten, and was essentially complaining that Mrs. Dr. Moscato was putting him in a position where he felt like he had to eat the bagels even though he doesn't like them. And their useless adult son decided to 1) record the whole thing, and 2) butt into the conversation and side with his father's ridiculousness.

Mind you, I don't think there's any actual abusiveness going on, especially towards Dave, but there's clearly some level of family dysfunction, and they're all probably retards on an emotional level. I think as a community we have a habit of overlooking the flaws of people surrounding the cows, and seeing them purely as victims of the cow, because the cow is obviously a delusional fuck up and often acts psychotic.

 

[Bookwork]

It was bagels.

And yet it is Dave who looks like he was the one tasked with hiding bagel overbuys.

As his body became dough, his brain became the bagel hole? Is that what we're seeing here? Second-hand hyperbagelitis?

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Medical doctors almost always make trash parents, someone should look into this.

I'm afraid you may have a point, but I wonder why.

Last week that was the topic of a irl conversation with a friend. But the only objective argument for this point we came up with was the inherent longer absences from home, and the child struggling with its consequences. It's no small issue of course, but I'd love to know if there are others beside it.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Dave’s just sperging about guitars and NPD on Reddit as usual, but this made me laugh



You’ll never get into Fiona or any other woman that way.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Dave had his lawyer file a motion to have his name corrected.


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Our very stable principessa dropped a new diatribe against mom and dad.


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Dave thinks he's going to die in about five years and would like his corpse to be dumped on his parent's lawn.


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[Twrx]

Dave had his lawyer file a motion to have his name corrected.

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Jesus Christ that's some next level pettiness bullshit. You know what he means by "wealth hording" is actually "money that should only be given to me or spent on me".

 

[behavioral swamp thang]

I'm afraid you may have a point, but I wonder why.

Last week that was the topic of a irl conversation with a friend. But the only objective argument for this point we came up with was the inherent longer absences from home, and the child struggling with its consequences. It's no small issue of course, but I'd love to know if there are others beside it.

Theories about medical doctors (not nurses/EMTS) making shit parents -
1) Time away from home, as you stated
2) Life or death perfectionism needed at work translated to the home where it is unnecessary and even traumatizing
3) High standards reflected on to kids = constant anxiety.
4) Inability to differentiate a child from a patient.
5) Often married to another person in the medical field. There's no where for the child to get perspective.
6) Work is number one. In these high powered jobs the child/family WILL NEVER rank first in priority. This creates a massive complex. Money and work is more important to my daddy than me? What am I even worth?

I think this is something that should be studied. I would say 75% or more of doctors kids I have met struggle on multiple levels. I've seen some commit suicide. Hell, it was a trope in "Dead Poets Society."

I do think Dave was emotionally abused and neglected by his family. This isn't an excuse for him in the slightest. He was raised by them over twenty years ago, he should have gone off and done his own thing like his brothers instead of harping on them nonstop. It's good to recognize the problem and fix it. But whatever he is doing is not it. Like walk away dude!!!

 

[monstrous bubo]

My parents: wealth hoarders! Tax the rich!
Also my parents: they spend lots of money on trips, meals and renovations!

He might have 1200 books in a storage unit but I bet not one of them is an economics textbook. La principessa might hate Joe, but he is taking after his dad by not working, using two properties, owning a valuable collection of musical instruments, and complaining about his relative poverty.