Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 62 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 142 38.9%

  • Total voters
    365
Lose literally everything. His wife and kids leave him, publicly disown him, and take all his shit, the other swingers don't want him around anymore, his internet friends say he's got too many issues to hang around him (if not outright start to mock him), his parents say how ashamed of his behavior they are, pictures of him naked/having gay sex leak, he kills a family drunk driving, spends months in the hospital himself, does a decade-plus in prison for manslaughter and drug possession where he discovers that prison rape isn't as funny as he thinks it is, and he meets a prison ministry guy who says "hey I used to love your show, what happened man?" Basically shit you'd see in a cheesy drama.
I feel like this would cause him to attempt suicide more than anything, narcissism aside. Wife and kids leaving him could be him hitting rock bottom though, or some life-threatening medical issue due to the drinking/drugs. Kayla's not going anywhere because Nick's loaded, but it's kind of sad how Nick has no one in his life who cares about him enough and isn't afraid to stand up to him and forcefully stage an intervention or something. All of his ex-friends are already publicly mocking him on livestreams and no one in his family thinks it's a problem that he's licking bottles. Anybody around him should instantly be able to tell how fried his brains are just by talking to him. We're past the point where Nick can fool his audience and internet friends with plausible deniability about how bad his problems are, now it's just fucking sad. Still funny to watch though!
 
Maybe he was just sick of being perceived as the dorky, lawtube loving dad? Maybe he tried to hook up with someone and got turned down for being too square? Maybe Magi-Chan moved from Chris to Ralph to Rackets?
Probably hung around Drexel too much. Ironically, if that were the case, he' at least would have hit the gym for once, cut the booze, and made the trad LARP a reality.
 
PPP was calling out Rekieta for being a grifter with a bullshit "christian family man" persona way back in 2020. You can confirm that with the two interviewers he did on Nick's show that year. So it was at minimum readily apparant to any fat idiot paying attention as early as that year. I think the biggest tell was that he got started on his e-celeb career with the dick show, i highly doubt any real christian family man actually listened to that crap, even at its height it wasn't really "good" programming. Honestly Dick's best content was those handful of appearances on the killstream in late 2018. i laughed more during the episodes he hosted than i did when i forced myself to listen to 300 episodes of the dick show.

You have to be a little off to even be a fan of maddox/dick masterson in a way that doesn't tend to correlate with being a purehearted male. If i'm being honest most of the Christian family men i know are extremely ignorant of internet culture in general. between kids/work/church/sports they don't have time to shitpost online much less know about e-celebs. I've had an absurd amount of men in their 40s that actually believed Trump was the biggest guy on twitter or owned it or that it was a site he created. They didn't even know what a podcast was back in 2015. especially if they had 4 kids and 3 jobs like Nicky did.

Him taking time out of his law career to churn out a streaming career at midnight every night should have been an early sign he wasn't really as truthful about his life. But thats more hindsight. a fat Canadian starfish who only knew of Nick from the weeb wars arc was about to correctly deduce that he was a loser, so there's no reason fanboys who were following for longer shouldn't have deduced it
PPP was only able to see through Nick so easily because PPP is also.a closeted gay man who holds him self out as a conservative Christian. Nick was living the life and the gift he drempt of. It's pretty universal to hate people who reflect your own flaws that you are conscious of.
 
I'm really puzzling it out too, trying to figure exactly what caused him to go full coom-mode.
It's not like he spends that much time in Dax's circles, and Masterson isn't even that successful. Maybe he was just sick of being perceived as the dorky, lawtube loving dad? Maybe he tried to hook up with someone and got turned down for being too square? Maybe Magi-Chan moved from Chris to Ralph to Rackets?
At this point I think he was just pre-disposed to a desire to live a hedonistic life of unending pleasure, and as he accrued fame and fortune he realized he could indulge. Like teaching monkeys to use currency, it eventually is used to engage in prostitution. I think he realized he could buy all the pleasure he desired, in alcohol and sexuality (through cultural capital) , and doesn't realize he's changed. I guess it's the difference between who you are and who you want to be.
 
Kayla's not going anywhere because Nick's loaded, but it's kind of sad how Nick has no one in his life who cares about him enough and isn't afraid to stand up to him and forcefully stage an intervention or something.
Short of kidnapping him and chaining him to a wall, which is illegal, what are they going to do? He's an adult man even if he acts like a fucking baby, and he doesn't give a fuck what anyone else thinks because he's totally fine.
 
You can see here Nick go out of his way to refer to Faran as a "unicorn" with strained reasoning to bring it up. You may be aware that within the swinger community, this term refers to a woman who participates in a threesome with a couple. Not sure if that's related or not, maybe the Relationships/Social Cues Expert was thinking he was being super slick.

In that clip, the “LawPope” also referred to Faran as like a Catholic schoolgirl, which was the theme of Nick & Kayla’s award winning costumes at the Hedonism costume party.
 
Take your crucifix and shove it up your ass. Fuck you and your bible quotes. You fucking faggot.
Thank you and bless you for this great service you have rendered me.
11Blessed are ye when they shall revile you, and persecute you, and speak all that is evil against you, untruly, for my sake: 12Be glad and rejoice for your reward is very great in heaven.
 
The other funny thing is back in January when he had to cancel a show he would try to schedule makeup shows and often actually did them. Now there's not even a pretense of intending to reschedule a show. Almost as if in January he was on his best behavior to desperately try for a new contract and now doesn't need to bother for some reason, one way or the other.

Yeah, he said a couple weeks ago that he HATES missing shows. It makes him feel horrible.
 
I'm really puzzling it out too, trying to figure exactly what caused him to go full coom-mode.
It's not like he spends that much time in Dax's circles, and Masterson isn't even that successful. Maybe he was just sick of being perceived as the dorky, lawtube loving dad? Maybe he tried to hook up with someone and got turned down for being too square? Maybe Magi-Chan moved from Chris to Ralph to Rackets?

From what can be gathered from stories he's told, he spent a lot of time in his circle and was a super-fan before becoming a streamer.

A brief summary of Nick's early show lore for those new to the thread.

Nick's entire streaming career got its start due to the Maddox/Dick Masterson lolsuit and his participation in Dick Show fandom. Dick actively sought out and made Nick a show regular almost immediately after the first video on Maddox's filings, and Nick has attended and participated in several of Masterson's live shows. Given all evidence, they appear to be actual friends (or at least as close to actual friends as Dick's transactional nature allows).

How much of an actual influence has Dick been on Nick's increasing coom-tardedness over the years? I can't say for sure, but it's clear that Nick has, at the very least, admired Dick's libertine lifestyle since before he started streaming. He’s continued to do so openly throughout his most piously feigned trad-dad era and on into the present anorexic hobo arc.

Nick was probably always a closet degen, but I doubt having Dick whispering in one ear about LA coke parties while Drex babbles into the other about BDSM gangbangs really helped things.
 
I'm really puzzling it out too, trying to figure exactly what caused him to go full coom-mode.
I really don't get why I seem to be the only one who thought he was always like this. When that new guy made that hour-and-a-half long video I didn't bother to watch using old clips,
the "I'm a Christian but I'm really really bad at it" quotes; as soon as you see someone call himself a "free speech absolutist" and imply he's as hardcore libertarian as he can be, you can probably guess a significant aspect of his character is degenerate. Is, and always was.
I'm sure he wanted to be the good husband and father, but that part of his character will always be at odds with the "no fuck you, if you tell me what to do I'm gonna do the opposite" part. I'm sure he wants to be a Christian and maybe convinced himself he believes but his disposition to reject authority makes it hard to be the "good Christian".

In the 15 minutes of that I watched, the "I'm a bad Christian"... if I give him too much credit, I could say that's the Christian being self-aware of how much of a sinner he is and will inevitably continue to be.
(And MAN has that really gone downhill lately, yes.)

It was always there, though. That was always him. I think people should at least give him the credit that he always identified himself as the hardcore libertarian, skeptical and rejecting of authority, etc., even if he didn't (?) admit right off the back to being such a coomer. Probably still had some shame back in the day... I guess that's probably what changed, is the attention has caused the shame to get to him and eat away at his soul.
 
Nick's entire streaming career got its start due to the Maddox/Dick Masterson lolsuit and his participation in Dick Show fandom. Dick actively sought out and made Nick a show regular almost immediately after the first video on Maddox's filings, and Nick has attended and participated in several of Masterson's live shows. Given all evidence, they appear to be actual friends (or at least as close to actual friends as Dick's transactional nature allows).

How much of an actual influence has Dick been on Nick's increasing coom-tardedness over the years? I can't say for sure, but it's clear that Nick has, at the very least, admired Dick's libertine lifestyle since before he started streaming. He’s continued to do so openly throughout his most piously feigned trad-dad era and on into the present anorexic hobo arc.

Nick was probably always a closet degen, but I doubt having Dick whispering in one ear about LA coke parties while Drex babbles into the other about BDSM gangbangs really helped things.
Rackets probably was greasy the whole time, and the money and e-fame just enabled him to indulge it. I was never really a Dax fan, even when he was doing his OG stream with Maddox. I've never been into Dick's whole YELLING IS FUNNY shtick.
I really don't get why I seem to be the only one who thought he was always like this. When that new guy made that hour-and-a-half long video I didn't bother to watch using old clips,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nrSRbOifQg the "I'm a Christian but I'm really really bad at it" quotes; as soon as you see someone call himself a "free speech absolutist" and imply he's as hardcore libertarian as he can be, you can probably guess a significant aspect of his character is degenerate. Is, and always was.
I was never really a Nick fan, the most I got of him was when he showed up on the killsteam. I'll admit to watching his Depp streams when there was nothing else on, but it was interesting, and it was before the whole balldoing. I always figured most Christians, if they were honest, would admit to being 'bad Christians', but I dunno, I'm just a nigga with a farms account.
At this point I think he was just pre-disposed to a desire to live a hedonistic life of unending pleasure, and as he accrued fame and fortune he realized he could indulge. Like teaching monkeys to use currency, it eventually is used to engage in prostitution. I think he realized he could buy all the pleasure he desired, in alcohol and sexuality (through cultural capital) , and doesn't realize he's changed. I guess it's the difference between who you are and who you want to be.
I'm starting to think the Sonichu demon is real and moves from host to host when it uses one up. E-fame does strange things to people, look at Spoony, Projared, The Ember's Ghost Squad guy, Chris-Chan, Ethan Ralph, Vaush, Destiny, Idubbs, Digitroon and Kero. E-fame does strange things to people... All different flavors of fucked up.
Probably hung around Drexel too much. Ironically, if that were the case, he' at least would have hit the gym for once, cut the booze, and made the trad LARP a reality.
Drexel might be a werido and a sex pest, but at least he doesn't look like he's dying of the GRID. Maybe Rackets should hit the gym with his melaninated buddy, or at least lay off the molly for a while. He looks like he's one bad line away from the grave.
From what can be gathered from stories he's told, he spent a lot of time in his circle and was a super-fan before becoming a streamer.
:lunacy::lunacy::lunacy:
Utter lunacy. Maybe I've just got no taste, but I don't know how anyone can genuinely like Dick or his content, even when he was doing Biggest Prolapse in the Universe 'er whatever with Maddox (Rip),
 
Utter lunacy. Maybe I've just got no taste, but I don't know how anyone can genuinely like Dick or his content, even when he was doing Biggest Prolapse in the Universe 'er whatever with Maddox (Rip),

It's hard to find people who are, at the very least, openly "pedo-tolerant" if not outright openly "pedo-friendly", and Dax is definitely one of those guys. I'm going to reach a little here, but maybe that's how he has fans. If you can unironically be fans of people that enable this kind of behavior, or brush it off like it's no big deal, such as Dax, Vito, or Vaush, then you should, at the very least, be watched a little closer by your peers.



Also, whoever did this, thank you. I appreciate you, and I hope you make a million dollars.

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Short of kidnapping him and chaining him to a wall, which is illegal, what are they going to do?
They could cut him off from the trust fund, maybe? Is that legal, I'm not a lawyer and I'm not rich so idk how that shit works. When it comes to legal shit the only things I really know about are HIPAA and other shit I need to be aware of for my own job.
The Ember's Ghost Squad guy
Was he ever famous? He collabed one time ans made a slightly popular video before fading into obscurity and then killed his coworkers, right?
 
Nick had a meta where his viewers would send him messages and he'd pray for them. Come on now. He may have never been a faithful christian but he sure pushed that idea on the audience.
I watched the first bit of that video @LandOfConfusion is referring to, in one of the old clips Nick describes himself as a deconstructionist Christian which is just a commie way of saying "I am my own god" imo. He wanted the Christian label without any of the responsibility, similar to how he sees being a husband, father, lawyer or streamer.
 
This guy is unreal. On the night of some of the biggest legal news in a generation, he's going to no show again and give his stale takes a day late (and a dollar short). It's so funny and weird how this just happens. Trump indictments? Dehydrated, no show. Fox News Dominion settlement? Sleeping, no show. There's probably more that I can't even remember.

It is proof that he does not want to be a top streamer for political and legal content--if you needed more after Fani Willis, the Trump Civil case, and others. I doubt he will rouse himself for Trump's criminal trial.

Supposedly, Joe the jew is getting a contract somewhere. Nose being out nosed.
I'm curious what platform. He said it's not X, YouTube, rumble or locals.

Joe is doing what Nick did that got him to Depp Trial-level prominence. With no hint of irony, it is probably some Jewish led platform of some kind or related to another streamer he knows.

For Nick, I am warming to the theory that he did all the work he hated to get a position at the big table with Blaze, Crowder, Beck, and the rest, then he massively fumbled it. Did he reveal too much of his private degenracy, get disgusted by the vicious backstabbing nature of the field, not want to sign on to a regular schedule or percentage contract, or was he just too lazy to get back to people? We may never know... I am VERY curious what happened when he visited Blaze Studios. He seems to have sided wirh Schaeffer the outcast.
 
I was going to clip the cringe from this but there's so much that it's not really worth it, some of the cringe is overpowering, like when he tries to convince Faran to let him and his wife visit to take her to a sex shop and she tries to steer it to something other than that.
I'm not saying that Nick wasn't super gross on this stream and my view of the whole thing may be colored by the reaction I saw from Faran's fans at the time. When this whole thing went down I remember them basically infantilizing Faran and being pissed at Nick for "letting the show go on." They even got upset at Legal Mindset because he was told what was happening, was asked to go on and get the show ended and when he was on kept the show going. My view of it was Faran was being excused for what was happening while Nick had all the blame put on him and that didn't sit right with me.

I also never really liked Faran so this being the start to her leaving the Internet is funny (this was the stream where Nick told her that Kayla had wanted to try swinging, after the stream at least). A better example of Nick fully embracing the degen role would be when he tried some of these same things with Megan Fox. Brought up the sex shop thing, said he and Kayla would go with her and her husband to one, etc. That always seemed worse to me because Megan was married and clearly uncomfortable going into those topics.
Remember Nick, starve a fever (or starve whenever, really), feed (drown) a cold.
So if he should drown a cold, he should drink a bottle or two of whiskey, right?
Lose literally everything. His wife and kids leave him, publicly disown him, and take all his shit, the other swingers don't want him around anymore, his internet friends say he's got too many issues to hang around him (if not outright start to mock him), his parents say how ashamed of his behavior they are, pictures of him naked/having gay sex leak, he kills a family drunk driving, spends months in the hospital himself, does a decade-plus in prison for manslaughter and drug possession where he discovers that prison rape isn't as funny as he thinks it is, and he meets a prison ministry guy who says "hey I used to love your show, what happened man?" Basically shit you'd see in a cheesy drama.
So, five star days, basically.
 
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