I’m guessing Chantal got some sort of notification of her tourist Visa expiring, and perhaps a warning that it would not be renewed. So she has no choice but to return home.
It is painful, uncomfortable and dangerous for her to be in an airplane that long, and she knows it. She’s not going back for gifts or a plaque. She’s not going back for her health. She’s going back because Kuwait is making her. That’s my guess anyway.
That expat site has bad information on it. Many if not most 3rd world countries don’t have mail delivery. That site says Kuwait does, maybe it’s true, I don’t know. But I looked up a country my friend moved to which absolutely has no mail delivery, and that expat site says it does with the same phrasing as the Kuwait article. We need to read things with a critical eye. I’m inclined to believe that the only way Chantal can get mail is if she goes to a big city post office that has general delivery or if she has a PO Box, or use a 3rd party delivery service, which is expensive.
You can’t be a tourist in a country forever. I think Kuwait is finally kicking her out.
New (Premiering) Video
Tuesday March 5 2024 Huge Arab Food Breakfast! Cheese and Cream Tawiaa, Falafel, Hummus and Chicken Filet Another huge announcement…
Arab Breakfast!
She’s not going to Canada.
In which Gunt spends 30 minutes dragging tortillas through full-sugar strawberry jam.
“Tug-of-War” between the East and the West.
“I never said the healthcare was cheaper here.” “I’m sorry that I change my mind so much; I confuse people.”
“Why I’m down, right now, is because of my indecisiveness.”
“There’s a lot of MEEEEEE-problems I have to work on no matter what country I’m in.”
“So I’m gonna stick it out.”
“I feel like a burden.”
This is FFG’s fault. Apparently. “I can’t bring myself to imagine crunch crunch crunch crunch living my life crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch without crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch the support of my huzzband.”
“You can think what you want of him, but he’s a very supportive huzzband. In a lotta ways. Ways that I would miss a lot on a daily basis, ya know?”
“As a muzzlim I just feel more comfortable bring here, ya know?”
Again with the "Chantal will face sharia charges/familial shame/harpooned by halal butchers" Islam fuckery. Chantal has never, is not now and will never face any consequences for anything she does related to Islam's cultural strictures. She is fattling along under the radar in a liberal (for Islam) country, she doesn't need to wear the hijab, no outraged cousins/brothers are going to show up with their honor knives and nobody gives a shit about this whale. Maybe if she danced naked in front of the Kaaba, you might see something, but Chins is not that creative or that active.
You’re not wrong, but we didn’t expect the BBJ saga to end the way it did. I don’t think anyone will feel a need to kill Chantal, and honestly I can’t think there’s anyone in the Middle East that can even get to her.
I don’t even care about her motivations anymore, any time she goes to Canada there’s a non zero chance she gets her fat ass stuck there so I’m all for it.
If we get real lucky there could even be a blood clot saga!
Edit - of course she already changed her mind goddammit.
Ah, so it wasn't about her health. It was about "sitting on a reclining couch and Mario beezing." Sounds to me like she got Salah's attention (you can hear him at the beginning of the video), which is what the whole point was. He just brought her some more food and will hang around for an hour or two.
That shitlord is such an idiot. There's no end game at this point. He's just keeping the fat fire stoked.
You already figured out a way. You’ll find another way, Chantal. Also, I’m pretty sure they hate you more than they tolerate you. Maybe there’s a chance we can modify the YWNBAW copypasta for fitting Chantal.
We get it. She needed the views. Now that she got them, the plot changes. A big fat nothingburger, just as I predicted.
I just hope the second episode of the Snowflake Series comes out soon. I neither need nor want mopey Chantal. I want layers-of-fat-quaking-with-rage Chantal.
Ah so it was a typical click-bait, depression-baiting trick she pulled out. Okay Chantal, let's see what happens during this month/april when your visa runs and it's ramadan and most places like cinemas, shops are closed a lot. This bitch is so tiring lmao.
You already figured out a way. You’ll find another way, Chantal. Also, I’m pretty sure they hate you more than they tolerate you. Maybe there’s a chance we can modify the YWNBAW copypasta for fitting Chantal.
You will never be a real wife. You have no certificate, you have no chemistry, you have no love. You are a LARPING muslim twisted by hate and greed into a crude mockery of natures perfection.
All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your mother and funcle are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "friends (FFG)" laugh at your ghoulish appearance on live stream.
Mothers are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women of all types to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even whore marriages who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to married women. Your lack of bone structure is a dead give away. And even if you manage to get a scat fetish dune coon home with you, he'll get his own apartment the second he gets a whiff of your stinky, hateful, morbidly obese nature.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single vlog or live stream and tell yourself it's going to be OK, but deep inside between all the fat rolls and pringle lids, you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable karma.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a 6 XL enterprise grade chain and a forklift, tie the noose and put it around your neck, and plunge into the creamy abyss. Your parents will leave the text on read, but relieved they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame of an unwanted funcle child. The Islamic Theocracy will put your ashes in 6 XL urn with your real name. Every passerby will know an unmarried obese woman was burned to ashses in there. All that will remain is your legacy of fake engagement youtube channel and a plastic toy ring.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Again with the "Chantal will face sharia charges/familial shame/harpooned by halal butchers" Islam fuckery. Chantal has never, is not now and will never face any consequences for anything she does related to Islam's cultural strictures. She is fattling along under the radar in a liberal (for Islam) country, she doesn't need to wear the hijab, no outraged cousins/brothers are going to show up with their honor knives and nobody gives a shit about this whale. Maybe if she danced naked in front of the Kaaba, you might see something, but Chins is not that creative or that active.
She did get some not so nice messages back in Canada before she went to Kuwait from Muslims already. She mentioned it in a stream (and no, I don't remember which one, if I'm bored enough I might find it one day, I think she was in her car driving around and she acted puzzled and didn't get why she was getting mean messages from Muslims).
Also, I never said anything will happen to her, I just explained how Islam works if you want to leave it and what could happen. And in Kuwait, liberal compared to some other countries in the Middle East, you still can't just leave Islam. Also, she made an entire youtube community of Muslims quite angry (Takat).
That kind of speculation is such a fucking stupid waste of time. They want to kill successful apostates like Salman Rushdie, not unemployable smelly land whales.
Could you direct me to a specific channel? I'm not being facetious and I don't doubt it happens, but I can't help but think there is something a bit more nuanced to it than, "Oh, you said the magic words and took it back--hurka durka time to die." At least in my estimation, there is a difference between someone who reverted, was serious about for a time and stopped...and whatever the fuck Chantal is doing.
But I am, of course, willing to be proven wrong. Plus, that sounds like it would be compelling listening.
New piece of prerecorded content from the Clickbait Queen called "Huge Arab Food Breakfast! Cheese and Cream Tawiaa, Falafel, Hummus and Chicken Filet." A serial comma would have been useful there, Gunt. She's got the red hijab on, so you know she's going to be smug and annoying.
For whatever reason, she used the YouTube premier function for this one. Other creators have said that YouTube really pushes the premier feature, because it has the opportunity to bring in money.
Greets us. Is very obviously more cheerful than yesterday.
Says she has "a very special meal."
Spells the "Tawaiaa" as "Tarwiaa" on her video clip. I don't see anything when I google either one of them, so I'm not sure what she's actually eating.
It's a plate of different kinds of cheeses, because of course it is. I have no idea what her pronunciation of feta (fett-taah) is supposed to sound like.
Cheeses, some olives, jam in the middle, bread (looks like pita or similar flatbread), falafel, chicken sandwich, absolute boatload of hummus. Says she's not going to eat it all (X).
Eats entire falafel in three bites.
Quotes are direct and should be entirely accurate, except for when I accidentally skip filler words (um, so, like, and so on-- she uses a lot of them) or get them out of order. You should also imagine a lot of random pauses and chewing sounds to get the full gunt experience.
"So, a lot of you are not going to understand what I'm about to say or where I'm coming from. And, um, I know that." Assembling her food, not making eye contact with camera. And now talking about her food. Record player hand.
Says it's "like my morning," which I assume means that she's eating breakfast at a very non-morning time.
"So, I have another announcement." Eating O face. Her sleeve is on the falafel and pickles.
"And I know people think I'm trolling and I'm doing this for views, but, so, I'm gonna try to explain the best I can to make you kind of understand, and some of you just won't." LOOKIN' SMUG.
"How I feel right now" (pause for chewing and eating noises) "and how I've been feeling-- it's like I'm in a tug of war, okay? So, like, Canada, Kuwait. West, East." (making gestures like she's weighing out the opposing options) "And it's actually very confusing for me, because I come from Canada, right? But, when I'm in Canada, I miss my family here. And when I'm here, I miss my family there. So I get moments where I just wanna go back to being a mess, because changing is a lot harder. I wanna go back to just sitting on a reclining couch and being buzzed out of my mind and just Mario beezing." She pronounced Mario her usual triggering way, and you can't tell me that the reference to the reclining couch isn't a dig at the current skinny Western whore sofas in the fartbox.
"But then I really think (X) about it, because you know I'm impulsive, and I think (X), do I really want that?"
Food in mouth. I cannot take anyone seriously if they're preaching at me with a food-covered mouth.
Look, it's taking her forever to say any of this. She spends so much time stuffing her face, so little actually saying anything. There are massive (heh) pauses in all the things I've typed.
"Do I really want to go back to . . . that?" (hand gesture, I assume to signify her slovenly ways of life in Canada, which are distinguished from her slovenly ways of life in Kuwait by the lack of weed) "and think of setting up a whole new life alone on my own, and how could I leave my family here? Like, how can I leave my family? I mean, my husband. And my pets."
"I never said the healthcare was cheaper here." GORL, that a BIG LIE. Jaw clicking. "At least I don't remember saying that, which doesn't make sense because healthcare in Canada is covered, you know? Completely." This video is really heavy on the finger-licking.
Complaining-- lots-- about Canadian healthcare. Long waits at clinic, hard to get a doctor.
Says that, no matter where she is, she has to "get a grip on a lot of things" that are about her (as in personal problems).
She's very torn. Produces sandwich, says she's only going to eat half (X). This is the first thing she's eaten today (X).
Says she's sorry for changing her mind so often and confusing people. Big cut. Sandwich gone.
Says she got her family's hopes up. They'd prefer her to be close, but they want her to make her own decisions to be happy. Sandwich returns.
Lots of big, jumpy cuts in this one. She's glad her family thinks that way.
Says she's "down" because of her indecisiveness. Says it affects others, not just her (since when does she care?).
She's going to "stick it out here." Says she isolates in Canada (as opposed to . . . ?).
"There's a lot of me problems I have to work on, no matter what country I'm in." No shit, Sherlock.
Salah told her not to worry about money for health care. She feels like a burden (she is). Told her they'll get the tests (unspecified) if she needs them.
Says she feels bad . . . this sentiment dies right there. Unfinished sentence.
Says she knows a lot of us won't understand her love for the ME.
Says she'd be burdened with a legal battle with "someone who literally stalked me" if she went back to Canada.
Ranting about FFG (not by name) now. I have zero interest.
Doesn't want to be in the same country as "those people."
Not physically afraid of her but doesn't want to deal with the legal matters.
Can't imagine living her life without the support of her husband.
We can think what we want of him, but he's a very supportive husband in a lot of ways.
This is her final decision. She will not recant. Except unless she really wants to go back, and then she will.
Feels like Foodie Beauty is truly gone.
People who say she's bigger now don't remember her first days in the villa, when she was over 400 pounds. She wasn't happy either-- "less so." Didn't believe in god. Had "a huge amount of apathy." Chewing. Crunching. Silence. "So, yeah."
She's just disappointed. Wishes she wasn't so impulsive. You know you can do something about that, right? "That's my major beef with myself right now."
Say she's going to stay focused on her marriage and Ramadan.
Says she's just being sarcastic when she says Salah has multiple wives. She's his only wife. They live together. He doesn't sleep "out of the apartment." They are legally married. Ask the Ministry if you don't believe her! Asks how people will believe someone who doesn't live their life or who has no proof (Milk Tea, I assume?).
If they're not going out together, he asks her to come along. She often doesn't feel like it. She could go out anytime she wants, but she self-isolates. If they're not together, he videochats her the whole time (that's unhealthy, Gunt) and sends her pictures. She's said that a million times, but this is THE LAST TIME!
Being bitchy and smug now. Very punchable.
Can't legally marry another wife if you're "broke-ass." Her word, not mine.
Being really bitchy and smug about speculation. The usual. She was being sarcastic when she said he didn't live there (she was, but a lot of people missed it because she's so bad at sarcasm).
Says reaction channel "conspiracies" are proven untrue. Bitch, when? Which one?
I skipped ahead a bit. We've heard it all.
She's changed, even if we don't see it.
Says she's still super-tired. The medication she's taking for her sciatica makes her tired. It's an analgesic; she said the name, but I didn't catch it. Names another medication-- sounds like it could be cipralex, but mispronounced? Not sure.
Says her audience hasn't been to the ME and that we just don't understand. Smug and bitchy.
"Women can do whatever" in Middle East. "It's pretty free."
"There's no growth in that lifestyle at all" (speaking of her life in Canada).
"I feel like this is more home now."
"Culturally and religiously, I've just experienced so much here." LIKE WHAT? Name ONE thing that isn't food.
She'll try to visit her family at least once a year.
Smug AF.
The spread.
"For my next trick, I will make this meal disappear!"
I was just having fun with these eating screencaps. You're welcome to use them on your mother's day cards or for your phone's lock screen.
Guess what, she just missed her family, weed, and "rotting away" in bed. Decided she isn't gonna go to Canada. She's binging and calling us idiots.
-Wait nvm it's just a premier. Still recapping?
-"I think I confused people even more with this video."
-she looks super weird today
-she's eating cheese and pickles. makes sure to include a sound bite of salah laughing in the background
-disgusting mouth noises, watching the camera like an ugly hawk. "So....(eats for like a minute) a lot of you aren't going to understand what I'm about to say or where I'm coming from...."
-Chantal rambles for several minutes, clearly trying to be a c*nt.
-Finally, she gets to it: she's in a tug of war between the east and west. Literally. that's all. just literal clickbait.
-rambles about how confused she feels about how confused she feels, making sure to CONSTANTLY stop to eat.
-says she wants to go back to being lazy, sprawled out, and high playing Mario.
-more bullshit about how she's impulsive and incapable of taking responsibility for anything in her life.
-"Do I really want to go back to that... and thinking of setting up a completely different life... on my own."
-Chantal suddenly realizes she said too much. "How could I leave my family here? I mean... my husband."
-"I never said the healthcare was cheaper here."
-still has the audacity to complain about the Canadian healthcare system and how hard it is to get a physician
-on top of the the three platters of food and a tub of hummus she pulls out a sandwich. She is clearly making excuses for herself, insisting she's only gonna eat half.
-she's sad baiting again, pretending to be down, eventually just straight up saying she's depressed because of her "indecisiveness"
-Chantal announces she will not be going to Canada anymore because she still ate a lot while there. "I'll just stick it out. Salah assured me"
-Says Salah has been kind and but she still feels bad and like a burden, seemingly implying he pays for her healthcare needs.
-"Um I dont know what to say. I know a lot of you are not gonna understand my love for the Middle East."
-Chantal cuts the video. her sandwich mysteriously disappears.
-Somehow we transition into her talking about not wanting to go back to Canada because of the legal battle she's gonna have with FFG.
-aaaand we are talking shit about FFG
-says she's not afraid of FFG physically but "just have to do it legal.....if you catch my drift"
-Says we can think what we want of Pooplah but he is a very supportive husband in a lot of ways
-"I feel like Foodie Beauty is truly gone."
-Chantal, who is visibly dying, is claiming she was fatter at the Villa.
-Says she wasn't happy at the villa "either... or less so.."
-"My husband only has one wife. Me."
-Chantal doubles down. Not only is she legally married, she challenges us to ask the embassy. She briefly rants about how we are all stupid and have no proof. It's clear she is talking about Milk tea's wonderful breakdowns of how we all know they can't be legally married.
-Chantal says that when her and Salah are not physically together he is FaceTiming her or sending her photos. "I've said that a million times.. so I'm gonna make that the last time that I say that."
-Oh my fucking god now we're talking about rumors she reads on twitter
-we don't know shit, we're wrong about everything, she doesn't care and she's just a victim to bullying or whatever. Says she's never encountered anyone nasty in the Middle East, seemingly forgetting alaa.
-And now she's mad at people who follow people who come up with weird conspiracies and obsess about her life.
-confirms she was staying with her mom and looking for one bedroom apartments at one point
-Chantal says she is afraid to be alone because if Salah is not there to tell her no she is straight up gonna fuckin die lmao
-Deep sigh, says she would slip away from her faith in Islam and would go back to Beezin. "I've come all this way. y'know?"
-says she's taking medication for her sciatica LMAO
-Finally, she fucks off
FFG has a live called "She LIED about Going back to Canada?" scheduled, which will seemingly cover this new video:
I have not watched this yet, but Milk Tea uploaded "Applebee's React." I assume she will at least allude to the visa- and status-related aspects of that video:
Just caught up in the thread and saw a question from @Schmooo that should be answered for the record: yes, she changed the name of the "I HAVE A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" video to "Applebee's Mukbang." The big announcement was in the past, you see, and it never happened anyway! PROVE IT!
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