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If her water broke the baby is dead, a miscarriage. What did she piss herself? How would doctors think that? Wouldnt they tell?
Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her
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No matter how grim this Thread gets, seeing that typo of Lucy to Luch will always make me laugh.
Bless you over-worked Arkansas Courtclerk who stopped giving a fuck years ago.
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Sammie mentioned something about this the other day. I don't remember anyone else posting it but my apologies if you did.
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Sammie, please for the love of god, go out and buy a fish tank so you can have all the little fishes you want and give them all the retarded names you happen to come up with. You don’t need actual children for this shit.
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EDIT: didnt realise someone already posted it.
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I finally realized who Darnell reminds me of: the horror show they find when they unwrap a mummy after a few thousand years. From now on I can only think of him as King Wut.
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Maybe our resident medfags can enlighten me. If Kim (piss be upon her) is exactly 11 weeks pregnant, does she have enough amniotic fluid to actually “break” at this point? I don’t doubt she is in the process of miscarrying (
), but would a doctor really tell her “your water broke?”
), but would a doctor really tell her “your water broke?”
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Amniotic fluid volume increased from 1.5 ml at 7 weeks to 25 ml at 10 weeks and 100 ml at 13 weeks.Maybe our resident medfags can enlighten me. If Kim (piss be upon her) is exactly 11 weeks pregnant, does she have enough amniotic fluid to actually “break” at this point? I don’t doubt she is in the process of miscarrying (
We've seen her pissy trousers before though.
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Bold of you to assume she can take care of a fish tank. Rocks with googly eyes are more her speed.
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There's a dipstick test they can do on the fluid to tell if it's actually amniotic fluid, or just piss.
Of course, this depends on the dimwit being smart enough to take a sample of fluid with her, or have put a clean pad on her drawers. Being the skanky beast she is, I don't have high hopes.
It's called Preterm Prelabour Rupture of Membranes (PPROM) and it can be caused by smoking, STIs, UTIs, poor diet and previous preterm births. It can also be of unknown cause in women who are healthy.
Kim pretty much ticks ALL of those boxes though.
I've only heard of one case that ever survived PPROM at 12 weeks, and it was a small amount of fluid. The sac repaired itself and baby was born at 28 weeks. After a long time in NICU baby went home healthy against the odds.
This is so vanishingly rare that it will be more likely for Joe Biden to appear and personally stitch the cerclage himself.
This fetus is toast.
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Oh sweet baby Jesus…I hate that I even have this thought or the anecdote that spawned it…BV and trich both can cause a very watery discharge.Maybe our resident medfags can enlighten me. If Kim (piss be upon her) is exactly 11 weeks pregnant, does she have enough amniotic fluid to actually “break” at this point? I don’t doubt she is in the process of miscarrying (
Someone who I wish to God wasn’t me was taking in a lady felon on warrants. As the car pulled into the sallyport, she announces “I just peed a little.” She got told she could change out and then come clean that shit up and sanitize the car. She changes out and the unlucky staff that supervised this came out green in the face. She didn’t pee. It was discharge from her raging infection, can’t remember if medical said BV or trich…she stunk to high heaven, but that’s not unusual with meth heads. She still got to clean and sanitize the car, because. The story is actually more unholy, but it’s pretty NSFL, even for the south.
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Sammie giving birth and Kim's fetus escaping in the same week is just too on the nose. I'm starting to believe this shit is all scripted for our amusement. (That would actually be the best outcome, wouldn't it? They are all just the world's greatest method actors? Please?)
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Reality is sometimes much more amusing than fiction, as proven by this very site
Edit: I was reading the beginning of this thread earlier just for memories sake and realized that Sammie has been planning on the name Skylan for years now. She wanted to name a boy that but I guess she settled for giving the name to her new little girl.
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lol. Nice foreshadowing.Reality is sometimes much more amusing than fiction, as proven by this very site
Edit: I was reading the beginning of this thread earlier just for memories sake and realized that Sammie has been planning on the name Skylan for years now. She wanted to name a boy that but I guess she settled for giving the name to her new little girl.
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Maverick, Broncs, and Watson Cole are all pulled straight from the Teen Mom franchise. Fucking creepy. Her Teen Mom obsession is what got me interested in her in the first place because it's so weird and sad. She probably still thinks she could get on 16 & Pregnant.
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There is a Skylar I think on that show maybe it gave her ideas. Bentley is from there. I think Lucy was a family name though
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Kim is currently (hopefully) having a miscarriage.
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Maybe went to the hospital for attention?
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Fingers crossed the fetus is yeeting itself but knowing Kim there's a good chance she just wants drugs and attention like usual.
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Maybe stop getting g fucking pregnant and focus on your betus.