DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Squatty Potty]

Phil, you've talked about how you and your fat wife wolfed down an entire Burger King family sized combo meal on your day off. You have no right to judge what those fat pedophiles eat.

 

[Major]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjtKaITXdms

Someone is still viewbotting fill's streeem

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[marlintan]

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Meanwhile, DSP pins the fact that the trolls are trying to get attention... makes sense?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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After all these years, you'd think he'd figure it out. Of course, he only pays to the "don't feed the trolls" adage when it's something that involves his money.

Also, fuckhead says that you can't "clap back" at him because he's a small guy.

We're getting exceptional retardism today.

 

[Kiwi Andy]

Hooves mashing

 

[Malakim Phoros]

guess a dent was pissed Phil ignored the warhammer stuff. Phil tries to save face saying he loved the time him and fat kat checked out a warhammer store. Must have been good people watching seeing him waddle around the store, probably ignore anyone asking if he needed help and walk out thinking that these were all just little action figures that didnt need painting.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

The next documentary of Mike Clum, that paint a lolcow as laughing stock, will make Phil flip and say that he always know that documentary was a hit piece and Mike is a bad man that milk human for Khantent.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

TBH who even wants to watch EDP say anything right now. Unless he has proof what happened is all fake, hed still be a pedo that tried to fuck a little girl

 

[DerichLovesSSI]

Must have been good people watching seeing him waddle around the store, probably ignore anyone asking if he needed help and walk out thinking that these were all just little action figures that didnt need painting.

It’s not every day you see such an authentic Poxwalker and Great Unclean One cosplay wandering the store.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil tries to save face saying he loved the time him and fat kat checked out a warhammer store

Phil is lying.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

No shit, still would be a funny sight to see. With how cagey he is and antisocial he would be in and out so fast as soon as he saw strangers having fun fearing the trolls found him

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Phil trying to distance himself from being considered in the same category as Boogie or Wings or EDP is some next level delusion. Him pigsplaining what his version of the documentary was actually supposed to be is just so wild. It’s moments like these that make Phil the greatest cow imo. Not only is it pure delusion, it’s also completely hypocritical, as Phil himself wanted to do a pod with Boogie and Wings, which in and of itself puts him into the same category as them.

I feel retarded even bothering to spell it out like this; we all get it. The only person that needs it spelled out is Phil, and even if you did it he’d just say “actually that’s NAHT true and here’s why!” And go on a 10 minute rant about how all of those people deserved the negative attention but in his case he was just misunderstood initially and now gets hate for no reason because of it.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

This reminds me of how he spent 300 dollars on a professional stick just to beat scrubs and casuals on joystick. When he did that, it was fair game and he didn't have any complaints, it was only when he started to play against PC players that he suddenly started to cry that ALL PC players are ultra tryhards that bought 3k PCs, tweak their settings and play on a special super secret OS exclusively made for fighting games. Not only that sounds retarded no matter how you try to analyze it, but SF6 is obviously locked at 60 fps, so no amount of tweaking will suddenly give you extra internet speed. Not that it matters because having 20ms or less makes the connection worse according to Phil, and of course, there just isn't any other possible explanation. They just had to be cheating, that's what the average PC player does, not just install a bunch of lingerie/underwear mods, they build an entire OS just to get a 5ms advantage, which Phil's gin-soaked brain can obviously notice.

But buying a pro stick to stomp casuals is fine tho. That's not having an unfair advantage.

The idea that he can spend $300 on a fight stick and then call others try hards is totally Phil

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

The idea that he can spend $300 on a fight stick and then call others try hards is totally Phil

he's a professional, droob! it's for his muh bizniss!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Chris chan actually fucked Barb, DSP isnt getting laid

DSP had low-T and half the time couldn't get it up or didn't want to fuck when Panda Lee did.

 

[DeeTracktor]

DSP had low-T and half the time couldn't get it up or didn't want to fuck when Panda Lee did.

He was more than likely a virgin when he hooked up with Panda and was probably and an awful fuck and never wanted to do it again unless Panda insisted.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

He was more than likely a virgin when he hooked up with Panda and was probably and an awful fuck and never wanted to do it again unless Panda insisted.

No I think he just has low-t or did you forget the infamous "fapping" video where he was online without knowing it and fapping to some porn. He didn't cum, or at least if he did he didn't clean or zip himself up afterwards.

It really looked like he was trying to force himself to reach the end and just gave up halfway. A guy his age should be able to get it up without a problem.

 

[Corpun]

He was more than likely a virgin when he hooked up with Panda and was probably and an awful fuck and never wanted to do it again unless Panda insisted.

If Panda was smart she would have managed to lock him out of his gacha and only give him access if he fucked her.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

DSP had low-T and half the time couldn't get it up or didn't want to fuck when Panda Lee did.

also hes literally gay