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[Syikeblade]

Image is too big to share on mobile, but basically a vegan is pissed his girlfriend won't let her own dog be vegan. Remember it's never about the animals but themselves.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vystopia/comments/1b5fx41/partner_wont_let_our_dog_go_vegan/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[Pedophobe]

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/s/h5X9HemkQj

"Unm fellow redditors, why i keep seeing no no thoughts on my reddits?"

"It must be Russian bots, dont cry child."

In this comment chain user immigrantsmurfo vehemently argues the only appropriate response to Russian troll posting is a full-scale thermonuclear exchange. (Archive)

 

[Vesperus]

Image is too big to share on mobile, but basically a vegan is pissed his girlfriend won't let her own dog be vegan. Remember it's never about the animals but themselves.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vystopia/comments/1b5fx41/partner_wont_let_our_dog_go_vegan/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Oh lordy.

Vystopia
Vystopia, coined by psychologist Clare Mann, is the “existential crisis experienced by vegans, arising out of an awareness of the trance-like collusion with a dystopian world. It is an awareness of the greed, ubiquitous animal exploitation, and speciesism in a modern dystopia”. This community is intended to act as a support group for vegans struggling with this phenomenon.

That whole sub is the most exquisite salt known to mankind. You have found something truly awe-inspiring.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Image is too big to share on mobile, but basically a vegan is pissed his girlfriend won't let her own dog be vegan. Remember it's never about the animals but themselves.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Vystopia/comments/1b5fx41/partner_wont_let_our_dog_go_vegan/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Great find, this is hilarious.

I asked her to show sources that a dog can’t be healthy vegan

Imagine being so reddit-brained you "Source? Can I see a source?" your own girlfriend. Incredible.

she sent me said that they could as long as it’s careful and planned. She obviously didn’t even fucking read them all the way through.

Oof, that's a big yikes dawg. She's a heckin science denier, trusting her experiences instead of activist blogs from the first page of Google.

he also kept saying she OWNS the dog and I can’t say shit about what happens with her.

I argued that first off you shouldn’t “own” anybody

Um sweetie, let's unpack this, you can't "own" animals. That concept is like, internalized racism and comes from white colonizers.

She then cited the opinions of my own mother and sister saying that they agree with her and not me about the dog.

>Source? My family.

This is the best part though:

She said I don’t give a fuck about people and I’m just “going back to my veganism because it’s the only thing I’m good at” and that it makes me feel superior to others.

DING DING DING! Give this woman her Price-Is-Right car, she solved this man in one sentence like a 2x2 Rubik's cube.

Love the reply from this aptly named account:

Force feeding your dog soy isn't animal abuse, ackshully it's being disagreed with that's abuse! Quick, call the police and tell them you have studies on the effects of verbal abuse!

 

[Communism4Dummies]

Spoiler: A woman posts to r/TorontoMetU voicing her concerns about a man being in the women's washroom.

Spoiler: every single one of the comments on the posts are deleted by mods

OP has this to say. I assume she was the victim of a tranny brigade.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Force feeding your dog soy isn't animal abuse, ackshully it's being disagreed with that's abuse! Quick, call the police and tell them you have studies on the effects of verbal abuse!

I genuinely fear for the long-term effects these ideas gaining root in society will have. These people are nuts and are going to re-write our social norms.

 

[Communism4Dummies]

I genuinely fear for the long-term effects these ideas gaining root in society will have. These people are nuts and are going to re-write our social norms.

my female cousin got married to some guy who ended up trooning out and now they are raising their baby boy as a they/them. I share your fear my friend.

 

[Fried-Rice12]

I genuinely fear for the long-term effects these ideas gaining root in society will have.

There is no problem a bunch of determined men with faith in God cannot solve using fire and steel.
Gott mit uns!

 

[Communism4Dummies]

There is no problem a bunch of determined men with faith in God cannot solve using fire and steel.
Gott mit uns!

you dream of a miltia but in reality you get retards commiting mass shootings.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Great find, this is hilarious.


Imagine being so reddit-brained you "Source? Can I see a source?" your own girlfriend. Incredible.

Oof, that's a big yikes dawg. She's a heckin science denier, trusting her experiences instead of activist blogs from the first page of Google.

Um sweetie, let's unpack this, you can't "own" animals. That concept is like, internalized racism and comes from white colonizers.

>Source? My family.
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This is the best part though:

DING DING DING! Give this woman her Price-Is-Right car, she solved this man in one sentence like a 2x2 Rubik's cube.

Love the reply from this aptly named account:
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Force feeding your dog soy isn't animal abuse, ackshully it's being disagreed with that's abuse! Quick, call the police and tell them you have studies on the effects of verbal abuse!

Those morons wouldn't know abuse if it struck them right in the face.

 

[Lightsaber Dildo]

Another small-time r/punk post with interesting replies.

A majority of the replies are guides on how to be a proper peaceful protestor:

I love how redditors always pretend their lefty "protests" aren't violent but then publicly post all these tips that only a violent rioter would need at a protest.
The only thing missing is "bring more than one backpack for all the stuff you can steal"

Link
Archive

 

[BobbyBriggs69420]

The only thing missing is "bring more than one backpack for all the stuff you can steal"

Put a pack of bandaids in it so you can say your a "medic".

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Is anyone else shocked /r/banpitbulls is allowed to exist on Reddit? Acknowledge differences betweens breeds, the uncomfortable parallels to a certain group of people in America who are also greatly overrepresented in violent crime, Bardfin one of the top admins calling it a Nazi Dogwhistle subreddit. I'm amazed it hasn't been banned.

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Put a pack of bandaids in it so you can say your a "medic".

don't forget the customary handgun, just in case you have to fake surrender

 

[Corpun]

Not much worth documenting, but r/Presidents has been having a competition to rank presidents based on their time as president. Biden and Trump aren't part of it due to some faggy reddit rules, but the whole competition has been peak reddit.

Andrew Jackson, Reagan, and Nixon have all been removed because they were evil criminal white men who did nothing good. In the latter's case, there were actually Redditors defending Nixon's record and telling people he wasn't the criminal crook and incompetent buffoon that popculture makes him out to be, and that he was pretty competent and well-received during his presidency and after it. Of course, they got shot down because Nixon was a vile morally bankrupt racist who found Indian women ugly and his comment on black abortion.

Jimmy Carter was actually voted out recently (Making him the 26th in the ranking for presidents) much to my shock and awe given how much fellating he gets on Reddit. Benjamin Harrison got voted out a while ago because he gave medals to the soldiers who were at Wounded Knee and that is it. Legit had retards accusing him of denying his complicity in the massacre like there were human rights conventions back then.

The whole competition is peak Reddit with moralfagging from Redditors and their totally baseless presumptions of past presidents (Reagan is satan incarnate, Nixon is a crook, etc. I'm sure Jefferson will get a low-rank because he raped a slave or some shit and the final listing will be something like

1) King Nigger
2) FDR
3) JFK
4) LBJ
5) Lincoln

shift these up or down a few and I am probably right.

 

[Crex Crex]

Oh lordy.

Vystopia
Vystopia, coined by psychologist Clare Mann, is the “existential crisis experienced by vegans, arising out of an awareness of the trance-like collusion with a dystopian world. It is an awareness of the greed, ubiquitous animal exploitation, and speciesism in a modern dystopia”. This community is intended to act as a support group for vegans struggling with this phenomenon.

Or, in other words, being unable to cope with reality.

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

Not much worth documenting, but r/Presidents has been having a competition to rank presidents based on their time as president. Biden and Trump aren't part of it due to some faggy reddit rules, but the whole competition has been peak reddit.

Andrew Jackson, Reagan, and Nixon have all been removed because they were evil criminal white men who did nothing good. In the latter's case, there were actually Redditors defending Nixon's record and telling people he wasn't the criminal crook and incompetent buffoon that popculture makes him out to be, and that he was pretty competent and well-received during his presidency and after it. Of course, they got shot down because Nixon was a vile morally bankrupt racist who found Indian women ugly and his comment on black abortion.

Jimmy Carter was actually voted out recently (Making him the 26th in the ranking for presidents) much to my shock and awe given how much fellating he gets on Reddit. Benjamin Harrison got voted out a while ago because he gave medals to the soldiers who were at Wounded Knee and that is it. Legit had retards accusing him of denying his complicity in the massacre like there were human rights conventions back then.

The whole competition is peak Reddit with moralfagging from Redditors and their totally baseless presumptions of past presidents (Reagan is satan incarnate, Nixon is a crook, etc. I'm sure Jefferson will get a low-rank because he raped a slave or some shit and the final listing will be something like

1) Lincoln
2) FDR
3) JFK
4) Teddy Roosevelt
5) Washington

shift these up or down a few and I am probably right.

King Nigger will make it to top 5, Washington won't because muh slaves.

 

[Corpun]

King Nigger will make it to top 5, Washington won't because muh slaves.

Totally forgot Obama was actually in their polling, don't know how that flew over me. Going to remake my ranking now.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Don't you hate it when there's a Nazi on your plane?




L|A

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

Not much worth documenting, but r/Presidents has been having a competition to rank presidents based on their time as president. Biden and Trump aren't part of it due to some faggy reddit rules, but the whole competition has been peak reddit.

Andrew Jackson, Reagan, and Nixon have all been removed because they were evil criminal white men who did nothing good. In the latter's case, there were actually Redditors defending Nixon's record and telling people he wasn't the criminal crook and incompetent buffoon that popculture makes him out to be, and that he was pretty competent and well-received during his presidency and after it. Of course, they got shot down because Nixon was a vile morally bankrupt racist who found Indian women ugly and his comment on black abortion.

Jimmy Carter was actually voted out recently (Making him the 26th in the ranking for presidents) much to my shock and awe given how much fellating he gets on Reddit. Benjamin Harrison got voted out a while ago because he gave medals to the soldiers who were at Wounded Knee and that is it. Legit had retards accusing him of denying his complicity in the massacre like there were human rights conventions back then.

The whole competition is peak Reddit with moralfagging from Redditors and their totally baseless presumptions of past presidents (Reagan is satan incarnate, Nixon is a crook, etc. I'm sure Jefferson will get a low-rank because he raped a slave or some shit and the final listing will be something like

1) King Nigger
2) FDR
3) JFK
4) LBJ
5) Lincoln

shift these up or down a few and I am probably right.

Only presidents who are cool enough to have aircraft carriers named after them are Reddit approved. This excludes Truman because nukes and Ike because he didn't like commies ((( Also I love how they remove Nixon and Harrison but not LBJ, despite his role in getting the US involved with the Vietnam war.