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- Nov 21, 2022
Did someone say smoke detector? My theory: deafness, laziness, constant noise,technical ineptitude.
Stop an close your eyes for a minute, picture driving down public street in your car, it's really nice outside on a spring day, so nice you roll down the windows. You sync the car stereo to your phone and your listening to something nice, maybe a podcast, maybe some classic rock, whatever, your stopped at a light. Suddenly you hear base, obnoxiously loud base, it's getting nearer, now you hear the tone, it's a repetitive tone, no chorus or change in tempo it sounds like really bad rave music, then you hear the lyrics. What can only be described as an angry gorilla barking is composing the lyrics. It's getting louder now, starting to drown out your stereo, it's becoming really irritating. You can see it the rear view coming up, it's a beat to shit Nissan Altima, no front plates, a lot of front end damage and oxidation on the hood, around 2001-2005 or so. How can a shitbox car like that have such a loud sound-system? You wonder to yourself. You roll up the windows as it pulls next to you, even with the windows closed it's irritating being belief. Your teeth are rattling from the noise as you wait for this light to turn green so you can get the fuck away from this annoying cocksucker. You turn and look to the side as your wondering why this persons ears are not leaking blood in the upholstery.
When was the last time you heard a nigger whisper? Or even talk in a low tone in a social setting? Just go into a Popeye's in a bad neighborhood sometime, sit in the back corner you can hear the entire order of a nog facing away from you. Test this theory out, I dare you. They are half deaf from music, tinnitus before they even hit 25. I'm told Aids will harm the hearing although I'm not certain if that's an urban legend. The laziness one really is self explanatory. The constant noise of the nigger household does not help the situation much either. The TV is on full blast, the stereo is on full blast, slamming doors, constant arguing. As far as technical ineptitude I know how to change a battery in a smoke detector. How do I know you ask? Well my dad taught me how to fix 101 things, you seeing he issue here?
The first two images I claim credit for^, the ones below are stolen from random places.
My nigga, you must concede there is big difference there. Never programming the VCR clock would mean missing your favorite 90's TV program, never changing the smoke detector battery could mean you die in a house fire. We haven't even talked about Carbon Monoxide detectors, in many parts of the world where the temp drops below freezing for months that is a very real risk of slowly poisoning you to death. Here's a list of semi-famous people who have died. I didn't see "Weird Al" Yankovich's parents on there but, I'm %99 certain they died from CM poisoning. Hybrid cars are also a new problem, people don't realize they never shut them off so they sit in the attached garage and turn on the gasoline engine when the car voltage drops. In the winter with all the windows shut you could be running a perfectly safe electrical heating system or properly installed/working carbon-emitting natural gas/propane heater and your car is in the garage dumping Monoxide into the home, after a few days that can add up quick and you'll start to feel like shit, almost flu like symptoms and then get dizzy disorientated and then they'll find you a few days later slumped over not breathing.
There's something fucking hilarious to me about someone who will learn all the idiosyncrasies of a social media platform when it comes to social kudos, the level people go to learn about algorithms, trending subjects and such just for the likes and upvotes when they don't even monetize their content. If you break it all down how much time people spend to get the views and likes it's all very impressive an then in the same content your hear that BEEP..............BEEP...........BEEP........ What I'm trying to say if niggers had VCR's they would figure it out and they would still let the smoke detector and CM detector sing for months/years.
Stop an close your eyes for a minute, picture driving down public street in your car, it's really nice outside on a spring day, so nice you roll down the windows. You sync the car stereo to your phone and your listening to something nice, maybe a podcast, maybe some classic rock, whatever, your stopped at a light. Suddenly you hear base, obnoxiously loud base, it's getting nearer, now you hear the tone, it's a repetitive tone, no chorus or change in tempo it sounds like really bad rave music, then you hear the lyrics. What can only be described as an angry gorilla barking is composing the lyrics. It's getting louder now, starting to drown out your stereo, it's becoming really irritating. You can see it the rear view coming up, it's a beat to shit Nissan Altima, no front plates, a lot of front end damage and oxidation on the hood, around 2001-2005 or so. How can a shitbox car like that have such a loud sound-system? You wonder to yourself. You roll up the windows as it pulls next to you, even with the windows closed it's irritating being belief. Your teeth are rattling from the noise as you wait for this light to turn green so you can get the fuck away from this annoying cocksucker. You turn and look to the side as your wondering why this persons ears are not leaking blood in the upholstery.
When was the last time you heard a nigger whisper? Or even talk in a low tone in a social setting? Just go into a Popeye's in a bad neighborhood sometime, sit in the back corner you can hear the entire order of a nog facing away from you. Test this theory out, I dare you. They are half deaf from music, tinnitus before they even hit 25. I'm told Aids will harm the hearing although I'm not certain if that's an urban legend. The laziness one really is self explanatory. The constant noise of the nigger household does not help the situation much either. The TV is on full blast, the stereo is on full blast, slamming doors, constant arguing. As far as technical ineptitude I know how to change a battery in a smoke detector. How do I know you ask? Well my dad taught me how to fix 101 things, you seeing he issue here?
The first two images I claim credit for^, the ones below are stolen from random places.
My nigga, you must concede there is big difference there. Never programming the VCR clock would mean missing your favorite 90's TV program, never changing the smoke detector battery could mean you die in a house fire. We haven't even talked about Carbon Monoxide detectors, in many parts of the world where the temp drops below freezing for months that is a very real risk of slowly poisoning you to death. Here's a list of semi-famous people who have died. I didn't see "Weird Al" Yankovich's parents on there but, I'm %99 certain they died from CM poisoning. Hybrid cars are also a new problem, people don't realize they never shut them off so they sit in the attached garage and turn on the gasoline engine when the car voltage drops. In the winter with all the windows shut you could be running a perfectly safe electrical heating system or properly installed/working carbon-emitting natural gas/propane heater and your car is in the garage dumping Monoxide into the home, after a few days that can add up quick and you'll start to feel like shit, almost flu like symptoms and then get dizzy disorientated and then they'll find you a few days later slumped over not breathing.
There's something fucking hilarious to me about someone who will learn all the idiosyncrasies of a social media platform when it comes to social kudos, the level people go to learn about algorithms, trending subjects and such just for the likes and upvotes when they don't even monetize their content. If you break it all down how much time people spend to get the views and likes it's all very impressive an then in the same content your hear that BEEP..............BEEP...........BEEP........ What I'm trying to say if niggers had VCR's they would figure it out and they would still let the smoke detector and CM detector sing for months/years.
