Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 71 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 161 40.1%

  • Total voters
    401
Oh my God the new elissa clips vid is so bad. Nick looks SOOO awful. Legit he looks like an AIDS ridden meth addicted holocaust survivor. Dude is gonna die within 5 years max. His voice is also fucked, sounds like a crackhead. He's got that raspy broken voice junkies have.
He's a pathetic husk in all recent videos. You wonder why anyone even viewed this dude as a human. I'm embarrassed ever to have even paid attention to him as anything other than as a joke and a lolcow.
I can only guess that his face is quite literally caving in on itself, and his malformed skull is peeking through his thin skin.
It's almost like a jumpscare just to look at a picture like this. It's like he's going to lurch out of the screen and bite me and turn me into a zombie.
 
There's some, but not as much, yeah. @Potatoherder basically proved it this morning. He jumped up to the $500 level in superchats just by doing the entire show on Youtube. It's not like his content got good all of a sudden. It's that he did the entire show on a platform that's more convenient for most people.
I'll counter this because of this chart from playboard:
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If you have a look you'll notice all his superchats hit before the normal cutoff. superchats then die off like normal. I am betting the money was going to happen no matter what and the lack of cutoff had no effect on the amount given. It will probably take awhile to see any change occur.
 
Nick says he lost another nine pounds due to the flu. That would put him around 147?!?

Good luck on getting any of that weight back Nick. You can put on body fat maybe. But building up that body is not going to be easy at your age.
How the fuck do you lose 9 pounds from the flu? Did he vomit up the cum reservoirs he was keeping safe and secure in his stomach, because that's the only way he could have evacuated anything worth that amount of weight.
 
He talks about how all judges hate him becuase he does not respect them.
No Nick. They don't like you because you are grossly unprofessional. You do shit like confront and berate judges in elevators (by your own admission) and publicly call your colleagues all sorts of nasty names for doing their jobs (Schneider). You are a sorry excuse for an attorney (and barely one), and that's why your peers don't respect you. That's why you can't engage in work locally. You poisoned that well with your own bullshit. But, of course, nothing is ever your fault.

He gets called 'a veteran attorney' by the host (~23:30 minutes)
HA!
 
Thinking with the balldo or nobody else on lawtube wants to get within 50 feet of a Rekieta disaster stream?
Based on the chat snippet that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu posted on the last page, it's 1000% the latter. If even Joe Lawgic, the guy that was ride or die for Nick because of Nick's springboard effect, won't invite him back you know it's gotten dire. Social Media Expert ™️ Nick might be, but he certainly sucks at maintaining social relationships that made his media "empire" worth orbiting.
 
man, that Elissa clip about renegotiations is insane, Nick seriously trying to "extort" rumble, saying that the platforms need to "fight for him". Youtube doesn't give two fucks about rekieta, he doesn't bring money, there is a handful of people that youtube actually pays for exclusivity or for streaming, the one that comes to mind is the FPS gamer "Timthetatman" people like him have 4 to 8 hour streams 3 or 4 times a week with constant 20K-40K audience from start to finish, bringing thousands in superchats every day and even more in advertising.
Rekieta is mental if he thinks Youtube even acknowledges him, and "trying to force Rumble" into a better contract for him is stupid considering he doesn't bring anyone anymore, in fact, he could be actually making people leave Rumble.
Just think about this: even "the big streamers" that Rumble paid like Crowder are still doing the "bring people from youtube to rumble" by streaming the first 60 minutes on youtube.

Bonus: Balldo's face while thinking he is some kind of bussiness mastermind
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“Who said I was a good lawyer?”


Edit to add: I’m not sure if it’s in any of the clips because it came up randomly, but Nick did say on stream he has a meeting with Locals today. So there’s that
 
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Nick says he lost another nine pounds due to the flu.
That's not remotely enough. This fat motherfucker needs to lose a lot more.

I hate when this fat bastard eats a Dorito on stream. He needs to stop doing that. That is just increasing his vile obesity.

Nick is fat.

Also fun fact: he has apparently adjusted his combover in response to the thread he doesn't read.
 
Does anyone know what's going on with the sides of his forehead? He has these weird ridges forming:
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I can only guess that his face is quite literally caving in on itself, and his malformed skull is peeking through his thin skin.
Dorito-drug diet going well, it seems.
 
even more in advertising.
This might be something that doesn't get brought up enough, as far as I can remember Nick doesn't run adverts on streams while he's live, he only turns them on afterwards if at all. If the only real, "consistent" revenue he brings to YouTube is on VoDs that nobody watches why would they ever be as kind to him as they were before? He claims to still be in contact with his partner manager but I can't imagine that's true. Especially when he spent all last year working for Rumble, YouTube has zero incentive to pay someone to watch his channel and I'm sure she's moved on to bigger and better Partners. Now that he's looking to start a fire on the Rumble bridge too, once people stop paypigging he's gonna be stuck getting a real job again begging mommy and daddy for money once his bank account bottoms out.
 
I will gladly switch to Kick to watch replays if it is more stable. I just want to be able to pull ut up on my browser and listen at work.
The times I've tried to use Kick replays for MATI or Bossmanjack it works as well as Youtube. As mentioned live also works flawlessly with the only disadvantage being the lack of DVR. The only thing on Kick that breaks for me is the clips section where it throws m3u8 errors half the time.
 
Nick says he lost another nine pounds due to the flu. That would put him around 147?!?

Good luck on getting any of that weight back Nick. You can put on body fat maybe. But building up that body is not going to be easy at your age.
Spooky Scary SkeleNick by Halloween 2024. THINK OF THE TRUMPET MEMES. Black trumpets even.
 
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