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[Hassou Tobi]

Troons peak even pooners, eventually…. Love to see it.

 

[Positron]

I can't think of a single troon or person who went on to troon, who made something good, or did not have their creativity go off a cliff post-troon out.

Maybe Walter/Wendy Carlos?

Walter Carlos did most of his notable music, including The Clockwork Orange soundtrack, before he trooned out; indeed he used what he earned from Switched-On Bach on getting his stinkditch. It must be said, however, that Carlos was never the most high profile nor prolific workers on electronic music, and that it was not his troonhood, but his failure to keep a pulse on the scene, that had doomed himself to obscurity later.

The notion that humans can change sex is itself speculative biology

Speculative fiction.

 

[absolutelynotfbi]

Woman is when long hair.

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He posted again the next day and it's literally the same picture.

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Also Jesus Christ...

Spoiler: NSFW

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His smile is one of the most unnerving tranny grins I've seen

 

[Potato Burrito]

Woman is when long hair.

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He posted again the next day and it's literally the same picture.

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Also Jesus Christ...

Spoiler: NSFW

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A wild cryptid appears!

 

[kaza]

I was wearing slightly tight pants, and my dad noticed it and told me to take out whatever was in my pants. What should I do moving forward? I'm kinda freaking out. Why is he even looking in that area as my dad. I'm 23 by the way.

Update: He asked me why I was crying in the car. I told him what he said this morning upset me. He said "I wasn't trying to embarrass you, it just didn't seem appropriate for a 10 year old's party." I later texted him "It's also just weird that you were looking there in the first place." We are all in a group, and my younger sibling is being used as a scapegoat right now. Everyone or almost everyone kinda knows about me being trans. It's sorta an elephant in the room, and I don't feel safe to come out while I am living with everyone.

Update 2: I know some people were saying things that it may look like I had a boner, and it might have been too big. I don't think my packer works for that specific pair of pants. It usually works better with actual men's pants. I only have my work pants in men's pants. Everything else I am making do with what I used to have. I can't throw old clothes away just yet.

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FTM Troon is unhappy because her dad told her to take off her packer since its inapporiate to have what might look like a boner at a childern party.

And like the manly man this FTM troons are, she was crying for simply being told not to look like a pervert with a boner at childern party while calling others creep which is ironic.

 

[gohi_trout]

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FTM Troon is unhappy because her dad told her to take off her packer since its inapporiate to have what might look like a boner at a childern party.

And like the manly man this FTM troons are, she was crying for simply being told not to look like a pervert with a boner at childern party while calling others creep which is ironic.

This genuinely sounds like a comedy bit, that birthday party part reads like a punch line.

 

[The Noticer]

This genuinely sounds like a comedy bit, that birthday party part reads like a punch line.

Trannies live a life of true Greek drama - both comedy and tragedy.

 

[Lady Bizness]

The Idea of luxury beliefs is getting a bit of a second wind because the academic who came up with the idea, Rob Henderson, has a new memoir out. His life story is insane, and the main reason he came up with the idea in the first place. If you haven’t read any of his stuff, here’s a few.

Spoiler: Troubled publisher description

Rob Henderson was born to a drug-addicted mother and a father he never met, ultimately shuttling between ten different foster homes in California. When he was adopted into a loving family, he hoped that life would finally be stable and safe. Divorce, tragedy, poverty, and violence marked his adolescent and teen years, propelling Henderson to join the military upon completing high school.

An unflinching portrait of shattered families, desperation, and determination, Troubled recounts Henderson’s expectation-defying young life and juxtaposes his story with those of his friends who wound up incarcerated or killed. He retreads the steps and missteps he took to escape the drama and disorder of his youth. As he navigates the peaks and valleys of social class, Henderson finds that he remains on the outside looking in. His greatest achievements—a military career, an undergraduate education from Yale, a PhD from Cambridge—feel like hollow measures of success. He argues that stability at home is more important than external accomplishments, and he illustrates the ways the most privileged among us benefit from a set of social standards that actively harm the most vulnerable.

Funny, I just finished listening to another podcast he was on!

I know the area he's from, and though I had a less perilous upbringing, I certainly witnessed some poor upbringing of my peers similar to his observations of others. I find myself similarly dumbfounded by the idiotic beliefs of my peers when I landed in college. I wonder if I'd like his memoir.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

 

[Baraadmirer]

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[monstrous bubo]

I know the area he's from, and though I had a less perilous upbringing, I certainly witnessed some poor upbringing of my peers similar to his observations of others

When that’s the norm around you, you can still get dragged down. Well done. Seriously

I wonder if I'd like his memoir.

It has gotten good reviews from the based and unbased alike. I am tempted to read it, although I normally don’t read that sort of thing. Try some of his shorter pieces online first.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

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FTM Troon is unhappy because her dad told her to take off her packer since its inapporiate to have what might look like a boner at a childern party.

And like the manly man this FTM troons are, she was crying for simply being told not to look like a pervert with a boner at childern party while calling others creep which is ironic.

"OMG Daaaaaad why are you even looking at my crotch?!"

Wait, you don't want people to look at your crotch? Have you tried not walking around with a dildo stuffed into your underwear?

 

[kaza]

"OMG Daaaaaad why are you even looking at my crotch?!"

Wait, you don't want people to look at your crotch? Have you tried not walking around with a dildo stuffed into your underwear?

Feeling really bad for the brother, you just turned 10 years old, it's your birthday and you invited your friends to your birthday party and here comes your sister with a dildo stuffed in her pants parading around for all to see.

Having a sibling who is a troon must be hell.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

>Okay guys when my "older brother" gets here please don't make fun of "him" for wearing girls pants and having a giant boner, or else "he'll" cry, threaten to kill "himself", and then go tell on us on Reddit.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Woman is when long hair.

Serial killer with aspects of Yaniv. Great.

Edit: LOL.


Primo autismo, he named himself after a DC comics character.

 

[AssignedEva]

"OMG Daaaaaad why are you even looking at my crotch?!"

Wait, you don't want people to look at your crotch? Have you tried not walking around with a dildo stuffed into your underwear?

The worst part is, while she has a "Mr Limpy" (a soft rubbery fake dick), that is not what she was wearing.

She had a "Pack N Play Tommy". The "play" part of this device is a jointed rod that can be used to stiffen it. She literally was wearing a dildo. Oh also this is she -

 

[Hojicha]

Ah, mental illness bingo
Is the all blue flag male x male gay? Whys it that if theres bras and sailor outfits in the closet?????

 

[Candidate No 7]

The India Willoughby / JK Rowling crisis is escalating with Willoughby claiming he has reported Rowling to the police for calling him a man.

https://twitter.com/BylineTV/status/1765484416275472570

Spectacular pseudo-legal babble from the former newsreader, but as we know some UK police forces have been known to act on such reports.

This has resulted predictably in thousands of people calling Willoughby a man on Twitter.

Rowling is... not exactly quaking with fear.


(Like a lot of attention-seekers that are trans or trans-adjacent. Willoughby has been trying to sell his wares at various stalls, till he realised that a far-right immigrant-bashing troon didn't really make sense and started posing as a caring left-wing type. )

 

[Procopius]

Mr Limpy

Oh, god, you just have to go Google this, it's hilarious. It's hard to believe that this is some genuine sales blurb and not a parody. "Please do not boil it. It will melt", "item may have small cosmetic flaws which can include slight discoloration, minor dents or small air bubbles."

You won't believe how life-like this "classic" packer feels. It makes the perfect bulge whether you are working, out on the town or just sitting around the house. It is made of a soft skin-like material that feels amazing and is very squishy. Folks adore Mr Limpy for its affordable price, ease of use and life-like feel.
• Small is about 3.75" long total (shaft = about 3")
• Medium is about 6" long total (shaft = about 5.25")
If you want something about the size of the small Mr. Limpy but a little less perky, check out the WhipSmart Packer.
To pack these many people use a tight pair of underwear, a jock-strap or a harness. You can also use our nifty Packing Straps. Please note that packers are not meant for penetration.
THIS IS NOT MADE OF SILICONE. Please do not boil it. It will melt.
All colors are approximate and may vary slightly from this picture. Also please note item may have small cosmetic flaws which can include slight discoloration, minor dents or small air bubbles. Note that this packer, like most things made of porous materials, can absorb color from fabric, so yours may become discolored with use, depending on how you are wearing it. Discoloration after purchase is not a valid return reason. Please note the maker's name, Fleshlight, is imprinted on the base of these.
The conditions mentioned above are not a valid reason for return.
Softskin packers are porous, can be washed with soap and water or toy cleaner and then dusted with cornstarch or Renewing Powder after washing and air-drying to return the toy back to its original "life-like" texture. We suggest that you wear this in a harness, packing strap or pocketed jock strap so that the item is not sitting up against your body as this item is porous and the full list of the chemicals and materials used to make this are not available to us. According to the manufacturer, this item is latex-free, phthalate-free and body-safe, but we always like to err on the side of caution.
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Customer Reviews​

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Perfect starter packer!​

Kurt on Jun 12, 2022

I never would have imagined that a rubber peen would work like magic when it comes to my bottom dysphoria, yet here we are. The Mr. Limpy small is perfect in size for me, especially since I’m a small guy, standing at around 5’3. It’s super flexible and soft, so if you wear the correct underwear, it looks perfectly natural. Also fyi, if you do not have a packer harness, wearing two layers of underwear and putting the packer in between the first and second layer works perfectly. Just don’t wear underwear that’s super bulky. Anyways, thank you, FTM Essentials for allowing me to obtain this packer. Will buy from this company in the future.
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amazing! (small)​

valentine on Mar 07, 2022

i've had mine for about a year now and its hardly even discolored! looks genuinely proportional and realistic, and great for wear anywhere. when used with a binder, perfect for relieving gender dysphoria!
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Bigger than expected, but good overall (medium)​

Miles on Oct 18, 2021

Gives me tons of gender euphoria! Great to pack with if it's just me, but it does look bigger than expected and kinda makes it look like you have a boner. Luckily if you adjust or place it in certain ways and pack it down/wear baggier pants it's not as noticeable. For reference I'm 5'6 and ordered the medium, so if you're taller it should be fine, but if you're on the smaller side then I'd probably recommend the small
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Swimming​

alek on May 30, 2021

Can you go swimming with this packer. I have a salt water pool and don’t know if it’s safe for the packer. if not what is a packer that will hold up in salt water?

i love this packer and would hate for it to get ruined.
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Go-To Packer​

Britta on Apr 29, 2021

I bought this packer something like 3 years ago, and I consistently wear it when I'm feeling androgynous. I also have the medium, which I also love, but the 3-inch one is actually my go-to for packing because I have more freedom with the positioning. I wear it under tight briefs and it stays in place very well. I'm 5'10" and am about 152lb, and it looks very natural with my body. It actually is about the size of a flaccid penis, and looks natural and proportional if you position it correctly. You can position the shaft based on what kind of bulge you're looking for (up for a more noticeable bulge, down for less) and contrary to popular misconception, it doesn't make you look like you have a boner. It's super pliable and you can only see the definition of the head in your underwear, which can be said for natal men as well. It's honestly not a concern.

When you first get it, it's very sticky and will need to be coated in corn starch, but the starch will hold up until you need to wash it. It's made of cyberskin so it won't readily irritate your skin. It's easy to wash and easy to wear, but if you're going to forego the joey pouch or packing underwear, I recommend wearing it in tight briefs or boxer briefs sans junk pouch so it will stay in place. Tight underwear also help make the balls look more natural. I absolutely love this packer and I highly recommend it if you're short on cash and looking for a natural bulge.

https://www.ftmessentials.com/products/classic-packy

And that's just the first page of the reviews. There are another twenty more. Then you get to the pictures, and it looks more like a pet than a sex toy.

Spoiler: Like a little dog laying on its back to have its tummy tickled

Here are some of the best bits from the reviews. I'll say again, these are all genuine reviews

i've had mine for about a year now and its hardly even discolored!

Can you go swimming with this packer. I have a salt water pool and don’t know if it’s safe for the packer. if not what is a packer that will hold up in salt water? i love this packer and would hate for it to get ruined.

When you first get it, it's very sticky and will need to be coated in corn starch, but the starch will hold up until you need to wash it.

I recolored mine and it looks like the actual thing ... The balls are very wide and individually round which makes it really bulky. Because of that you can't really pack down with it and packing to the side and up make it look weird because of how big the head is. Overall it's comfortable but looks like a semi-hard on. I don't recommend it as a first packer.

I do suggest if you live with your parents and they are supportive to ask them first before purchasing. I wouldn't get this and have to constantly hide it because the cleaning process can take a while and hiding that is hard.

Mine has a small divot on the head where there was presumably an air bubble during production, but it isn't something that detracts from the look IMO.

If I pack it pointing down one of my pants legs it's not very noticeable unless you're deliberately looking for it. Doing that was a bit uncomfortable at first since it stuck to my leg hair, but the packer renewer powder/cornstarch helped a lot with that. Applying cornstarch prior to wearing it at all is a good idea, since it's pretty sticky initially and the cornstarch makes a huge difference. ... It gets dirty easy (picks up a lot of little fuzzies from my pajama pants especially)

It's made of the same material as those cats that are squishy that go on the back of your phone's.

It’s kind of a lint magnet tho. Like when I use this thing with some older more comfortable underwear, it’s just covered in lint when I go to change or something. Also it has a really weird crease on the back after using it for a few days.

I bought this packer and wasn't comfortable with it's bright, flat color. I used makeup to color it completely.

I am 250lbs and 5'7" so I wanted to make sure I got one for my size. It looks completely natural and I just had to sit there and stared at my bulge for a bit. The pack came in a small box (think journal sized) and the packer was in a bag inside the box. No indication on what it was from on the box. I had to go buy cornstarch for it (~$3 at the store in the baking section) and put a little on it.

I've had a previous encounter with a packer that after 6 days began to tear right underneath wear the balls and shaft meet. I'm not sure if it was my harness or just the packer but I am highly dissatisfied and now very cautious of what I buy.

moves around in loose underwear when walking. i was wearing loose-ish boxer briefs and walking my dog and the packer ended up kind of sideways. probably i need a harness.

No awkward smell, no deformaties, and I sat in the bathroom flopping it about giggling like a school girl.

I definitely feel like I can change in front of my school's construction class more confidently

It's also heavier than I expected so I definitely reccomend having a secure harness, I don't know if the heaviness applies to the small though.

works better for me to have it go up instead of down, more realistic bulge and also doesn't go to one side awkwardly

My only complaint is that the silicone does get a bit torn if stretched often.

its a great packer to wear when im alone or just at home, due to its size though i dont think i would take this in a public setting

I'm 5'5". It looks like a boner in both tight and baggy pants. Even if I sag my pants a bit it doesn't help.

I ordered the large caramel packer and I love it. I use it for a anal toy when I masterbate and pretend its a real man when I lick and suck it to.

I'm not sure if its just my underwear type (I wear tight boxer briefs) but it still manages to move completely sideways (the entire packer not just the shaft). and mind you I'm not doing any physical exercise. It gets extremely uncomfortable at times and I often find my hand in my pants trying to shift it back to a comfortable position, even in public.

I've even taken it swimming a couple of times. Never once has anyone questioned if it was real.

Texture is very real, and I have actually found it has less of an odor and fuzz and hair sticks to it less than other prosthetics/packers I have had, although it is still very new.

Its pretty squishy and hair and dust and even color from a pencil (if you lose it on a drawing or something) sticks to it like crazy, but you can wash it and put cornstartch on it and it'll be all good again.

I even slept with it tucked in my boxers.

the box I got it in says "You are awesome" on the outside and the packer comes with care instructions, a list of resources for trans guys (although one of them had a typo), and surprisingly, mints that say "We love you!" on the wrapper. (I thought they were there to keep the packer dry, but no, those are actually mints.)

it's suddenly become discoloured in patches. I can only assume it's come from my underwear being less than colourfast, though the patches are darker than the underwear I was wearing

And a few sad ones from the grooming victims.

Hey, I'm 12 and I get bottom dysphoria my mum is happy to get me a packer but I don't know what size to get.

I’m 13 and I wanna get a small packer, my dad said the kids at school will make fun of me for having a bulge and he doesn’t want my “stuff” showing,

it's truly amazing and I love it. I'm 12 years old and like 5 foot 2" so I have to wear it kind of low.

I'm a pre-everything, 4'11, 16, almost 17 year old. I ordered this Sunday night along with packing boxers and it came just now on Wednesday. My dad got the package though so I have some explaining to do I think.

I got it small, as I'm 16

 

[Positron]

The worst part is, while she has a "Mr Limpy" (a soft rubbery fake dick), that is not what she was wearing.

So she wore her sex toy to a 10-year-old's birthday party. We know all male troons are dugusting, but some of their female counterparts deserve the rope as well.

What is an "accountability post"?