Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[The Carpet Crawler]

Not surprisingly, someone at kotaku wrote a cucked article defending sweet baby inc

Sweet Baby Inc. Doesn’t Do What Some Gamers Think It Does (a)​

What’s interesting is they directly name drop the Kiwi Farms and this thread even linking to it

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The amazing thing is that afaik, even r/games thinks that article is hot garbage and SBI is godawful. You'd have to be pretty retarded if Reddit thinks you're out of line in spite of being on the "same side".

 

[ddlloo]

I actually don't care much about these consultancy groups as a generalized thing. Sensitivity readers and subject experts do have value and companies aren't forced to hire them let alone take on their advice if they don't want to. I'd also note some of the companies bandied about in lists are just regular small gamedevs that happen to be funded by all these queer POC colonial settler insane types, and I'm fine with that aspect. Hell, make as many games as you want. Isn't that what we mostly want? for them to make their own thing and stop tampering with "ours".

Now with that said I have two big issues and a small one.

Big issue one is that speech where the cunt says to terrify the marketing department into doing what you want. That's sickeningly subsversive and infuriating. SBI should rightfully be on a shitlist just for that. The second is the circling of the smug wagons by the usual devs and journos and twitter creatures. On top of the subversiveness I'm pretty damn confident SBI has got it hooks into things through classic nepotism industry wide, and then the big fucking circle jerks and backslapping and happy reviews that come along with it. I hate them all. Now, my small issue is... Look at the credits of these AAA games and see just how many smaller studios and consultancy groups they hire even when it's an inhouse project. It's obscene and a symptom of a different (bigger?) issue with the big companies. No shit your AAA projects are a mess when the budget is that of a small nation and you have 20 different teams around the world getting shit outsourced to them.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Nothing good will ever come out of this and the only reasomable course of action for us to take is to surrender, and abandon everyone and everything we were fighting for.

Lighten up, Francis.

"We'll probably fail, so let's not even try" is not a reasonable course of action. You act like we're facing execution by firing squad if it doesn't work out.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

Guys, it appears that KF is the new internet's scapegoat.
To this day I cringe at people constantly saying "4CHAN IS BEHIND THIS", "HE'S A 4CHANNER", "4CHAN DID THIS 4CHAN DID THAT" despite the fact that 4chan hasn't been relevant in almost a decade and nowadays it resembles Reddit but you can say mean words. Oh, and by 4chan they actually meant /pol/.
Also, are any of them even mentioning that the guy behind the Sweet Baby Curator Group is Brazilian? ROFL

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

It makes more sense to me that this outrage against Sweet Baby is being pushed by the publishers themselves.
Let's step back from these games for a second. Subtract tranny buttsecks, and what do these games all still have in common? Live service elements. What do live service elements do for publishers? Make a lot of dollar-e-doos.
What do live service elements do for players? Ruin the games.
Let's say I represent 95% of normies who hate Suicide Squad for the live service elements and bad gameplay, but couldn't care less about it being woke. That's not what Warner want, because it means that these people have a problem with the inherent design of the games, instead of skin deep representation slapped on at the last minute.

How do Warner brush these objectively valid complaints under the rug by the next shareholders meeting?
Make it look like it's all the fault of the woke consultancy firm. Use sockpuppets to push the narrative of a black supremacist xe/xem company in TRANNADA onto unsuspecting chuds. Watch these morons eat up this narrative and bitch about it online. Heccin' valid troons see this and fight back against the chuds. Soon, it's not about how the game is boring, repetitive, predatorily monitized slop, but how those damn basement dwelling facist nazi neckbeards are genociding twitter trannies when looked at from the outside.
Use this as an excuse to your shareholders to continue making live service slop. If it fails? Ehh, rinse and repeat, it's not like all the poogrammers will be able to speak out when their 6-month contract expires and they get deported back to Timbucktoo.

It just seems to me that's just a little too perfect for the publishers' flops to be all due to some wokeness firm putting horse urine in the company drinking water, not the publishers doing something wrong themselves. They want you to go after Sweet Baby. They want you to blame the wokeness. They want Gamergate 2: Electric Boogaloo because it distracts from the deeper flaws in the games, and by extension their own business practices.

 

[Anti Snigger]

a rumor first traced back to the aforementioned October 2023 Kiwi Farms post

What the fuck does this mean? What the actual fuck is this supposed to mean?
Do they have our fucking cum and fiber on the god damn rumor? Did they hire Fuentes to run his tongue over the rumor in order to authoritatively ID where this idea came from?
It surely must be us as a singular entity, it's not at all possible that people are drawing similar conclusions.

Nope, sorry, Nicky boy says the cum sample matches, it's our fault. We've been caught, pack it in, boys.

 

[blablabla]

go fuck yourself cutaku, hope this year you will die

 

[BigFatSweatyMan]

I remember reading about this on /v/ a few months ago but the talk around Sweet Baby died down soon after now almost overnight this is blowing up, it's surprising but I'm glad to see all the normalfags catching on to the ESG/DEI bullshit in gaming though i suspect they'll just rebrand and start again once the heat dies down.

I bet Soygoy is over the moon right now, he finally got GG 2.0 after all these years. I still remember him telling Ralph and Jim about his plans to get Trump to tweet about GG back in the day, good times.

 

[Meat Target]

At this point, just let them win. It has been repeatedly demonstrated that anti-SJWs are the biggest fucking cowards in history and will actively refuse to do anything but impotently seethe online and suck off their favorite grifters like Mutahar and Asmongold.

I should add that the death of emulation is already basically a foregone conclusion as of Nintendo's lawsuit against Yuzu, and there is not a single indie game that isn't pozzed trannified garbage anyway. Good things are not allowed to exist in CY+9.


We are the only people left who understand that nothing, absolutely nothing will ever get better. Nothing good will ever come out of this and the only reasomable course of action for us to take is to surrender, and abandon everyone and everything we were fighting for.

If you're here to demoralize, newfag, put in better effort than this.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

We are the only people left who understand that nothing, absolutely nothing will ever get better. Nothing good will ever come out of this and the only reasomable course of action for us to take is to surrender, and abandon everyone and everything we were fighting for.

I'm not quite at that level yet, maybe my post earlier was tainted with negativity because I'm not feeling well today. Running a fever, sorry about that.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

She keeps unlocking her account to post cringe, then promptly locks it again. LMAO

A classic attention whore, truly we are in the times of GamerGate 2.0

 

[Abella]

Guys, it appears that KF is the new internet's scapegoat.
To this day I cringe at people constantly saying "4CHAN IS BEHIND THIS", "HE'S A 4CHANNER", "4CHAN DID THIS 4CHAN DID THAT" despite the fact that 4chan hasn't been relevant in almost a decade and nowadays it resembles Reddit but you can say mean words. Oh, and by 4chan they actually meant /pol/.
Also, are any of them even mentioning that the guy behind the Sweet Baby Curator Group is Brazilian? ROFL

4chan and the alt right have been interchangeable boogeymen for years to these people. 4chan gets used as some kind of racist cesspit when in reality you can be banned for saying nigger on most boards. It’s just a sign of their intellectual dishonesty.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But will Jace make his triumphant return?

 

[RotPockets]

Has this been posted yet?

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I agree it has been normal for years.
but do you see the same games that include this ''Normalcy'' sell well?

Its critically important to understand sales aren't the goal of this woke shit. They are appreciated by the ESG folks, but their purpose is to spread woke horse-shit. And this goal happening at a slight (or even semi major) loss doesn't matter to them.

Think of it like rat poison, you aren't concerned at it being "the most tasty rat treat in town", you are concerned with enough rats to take a bite to get poisoned.
This is EXACTLY how the ESG folks think of us, as RATS, and the shit like the homosexual prom mission in spiderman 2 was NEVER about sales, it was about brainwashing the player to think "yes, 2 men sucking each other off is normal". This is is ALSO why they HATE the SBI detected group, its equivalent if a bunch of rats put up a sign in rat language saying "poison, avoid". It entirely fucks up the trap.

This is their sole goal. If they can make money too, its great, but if they constantly lose money while spreading it, it still accomplished their goal if enough people get brain rot from it. Because the brain rot they sow is MORE IMPORTANT to them, than money. And various speeches from the SBI ceo proves this if you actually listen.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

if the requirement is to not buy games, this will never get normie support. Gaming boycotts on both sides of the aisle (or even for entirely apolitical reasons, like Left 4 Dead 2 when valve wasn't giving them dedicated servers) have literally never worked. How can we make it happen anyway?

The normies will come around. You just need enough people to boycott to make these devs eat a loss at launch day. The devs will then have to run to daddy BlackRock for their DIE money to keep their studio running. They of course learn nothing on account of them thinking they don't have to make games for their customers anymore, so they another glitchy shitty game with even more ugly lesbian Mary-Sues whose only character flaw is they get their feet wet when they walk on water. Thus the cycle repeats again.

The normies will notice. Even if they don't notice the SBI Steam page, they'll notice the developers are a bunch of lazy shits who don't care about their customers. DIE isn't exactly a sustainable business model when your only customer is Larry Fink.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Name one person who disliked Avery Johnson from Halo. Lara Croft from Tomb Raider. Even though he was not my cup of tea, a lot of people really like Gay Tony from GTA 4. We've always had "representaion", these faggots just want to spread "the message"

Yeah, I updated that post you quoted to reflect on that. They want to take away all agency from the player and have some soy filled faggot tell you what to think. I don't mind if the character is black, white, Asian, an alien, a dwarf, an orc or whatever as long as I get to know them and decide what to think about them. This spoonfeeding representation makes me disgusted, specially when they are so upfront and proud of it. I don't need some out of touch trust fund faggot to tell me what to think or how I am oppressed or empowered because I am a member of X minority.

 

[TheGrandDragonJesus]

At this point, just let them win. It has been repeatedly demonstrated that anti-SJWs are the biggest fucking cowards in history and will actively refuse to do anything but impotently seethe online and suck off their favorite grifters like Mutahar and Asmongold.

I should add that the death of emulation is already basically a foregone conclusion as of Nintendo's lawsuit against Yuzu, and there is not a single indie game that isn't pozzed trannified garbage anyway. Good things are not allowed to exist in CY+9.


We are the only people left who understand that nothing, absolutely nothing will ever get better. Nothing good will ever come out of this and the only reasomable course of action for us to take is to surrender, and abandon everyone and everything we were fighting for.

What a nihilistic faggot.

GAMER GATE WILL RISE AGAIN!

 

[GreenJacket]

This will be the big thing on the internet for the next 2 weeks until people lose interest and forget about it. Sort of like the Bud Lite thing.

 

[Asian tech support]

what do these games all still have in common? Live service elements.

They're not all live services. Live services just fail the hardest because and get the most attention because of muh 600 gorillion funny bucks budgets. Look at the list; at least half are single player indie shits.